I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The Grip.  My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!