¨§¨¨¨§§¨§¨                                          §¨§§§¨¨¨§¨
§§¨¨§¨§§§¨                                          §§¨¨§¨¨§§¨
¨§¨§§§¨¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨§¨§§
§§§¨¨§¨§§§                                          §§§¨§§§§¨§
¨¨§¨§§§¨¨§                                          ¨¨§§¨¨¨§§¨
¨§§§¨¨§¨§§            ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨           ¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨
§¨¨§¨§§§¨¨                                          §§§§¨§§§§¨
§¨§§§¨¨§¨¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨¨¨§§¨¨¨§§
§§¨¨§¨§§¨¨ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING ¨¨§¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨§§§¨§¨¨             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨§§§§¨§§¨§
§§§¨¨§§§¨¨                                          §¨¨¨§§¨§§§
¨¨§¨§¨¨§¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS  GIVEN IT §¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨
¨§§§§¨§§¨§ BY  HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE   SUCH §¨§§§¨§¨¨¨
§¨¨¨§§¨§§¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. §§¨¨§§§¨¨¨
§¨¨§¨§§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§¨¨§¨¨§
§¨§§§¨§§§§ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN §§§§¨§§¨§¨
§§¨¨§§¨¨¨¨ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ¨¨¨§§¨§§§§
¨§¨§¨§¨¨¨¨ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨
§§§§§§¨¨¨¨               SECOND LAWS.               ¨§§§¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨                                          §¨¨§§§¨¨¨§
¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨¨                   ####                   §¨§¨¨§¨¨§§
¨¨¨§¨§¨¨¨§                                          §§§¨§§¨§¨§
¨¨§§§§¨¨§§  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ¨¨§§¨§§§§§
¨§¨¨¨§¨§¨§ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨§
§§¨¨§§§§§§   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   §§§¨§¨¨¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ¨¨§§§¨¨§¨¨
§§§§¨¨¨¨¨§    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¨§¨¨§¨§§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§§                THINGS...                 §§¨§§§¨§¨§
¨¨§§¨¨¨§¨¨                                          ¨§§¨¨§§§§§
¨§¨§¨¨§§¨§ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §¨§¨§¨¨¨¨§
§§§§¨§¨§§§                 INSIDE.                  §§§§§¨¨¨§§
¨¨¨§§§§¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨§§¨§§¨¨
¨§§¨¨§§¨¨§                                          ¨¨§¨§§¨§¨¨
§¨§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§§§¨§§§¨¨
§§§§§§§§§¨                                          §¨¨§§¨¨§¨§