My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me  The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A   Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How  It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And  Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On The Cassette - Which  Means 
 The B Side  Is Played Backwards  If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So  Now I Have To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise  Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise Or If  It  Is The  Motor,  I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also  There Is A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much Neater Actual  Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont    Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference  But It Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It  Over Constantly And 
 Get    In   There   With    Your    Hand