MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME  THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS  A  TWO TRACK  TAPE   RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS. IT  HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO  X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS  ON THE CASSETTE -  WHICH MEANS 
 THE  B SIDE  IS PLAYED BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO  NOW I  HAVE TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW NOISE  FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE  IS  SOME   DITHERING 
 NOISE OR  IF IT  IS  THE  MOTOR, I  DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE  IS A REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT  HAVE A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A MUCH  NEATER ACTUAL  SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW    THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE  BUT IT APPLIES ALSO  TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP  IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET   IN    THERE    WITH    YOUR   HAND