MY GOOD FATHERS  GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS   A  TWO TRACK   TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS. IT  HAS 
 TWO X  RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON  THE CASSETTE -  WHICH MEANS 
 THE B  SIDE  IS PLAYED BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO NOW I HAVE TO  DIFFERENTIATE  BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW  NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE  IS   SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR  IF IT  IS  THE MOTOR, I  DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO  THERE IS A REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE BUT 
 RATHER  A MUCH  NEATER ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I    DONT   KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE  BUT IT APPLIES  ALSO TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE: THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP IT OVER  CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN    THERE   WITH    YOUR   HAND