My Good Fathers Good Friend  Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A   Two track  Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T  Really Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And  Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On The Cassette - Which  Means 
 The B Side Is  Played  Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So  Now  I Have To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures  A Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is   Some  Dithering 
 Noise Or  If  It Is The  Motor,  I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There  Is A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much Neater  Actual  Speed Knob 
 I    Dont   Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But  It  Applies Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It Over  Constantly And 
 Get    In    There   With    Your   Hand