MY GOOD FATHERS  GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS  A   TWO TRACK   TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET  HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X  RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON  THE CASSETTE - WHICH  MEANS 
 THE  B SIDE  IS PLAYED BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO  NOW I HAVE  TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW  NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE   IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR IF  IT  IS THE  MOTOR, I  DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE IS A  REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A MUCH  NEATER ACTUAL SPEED  KNOB 
 I   DONT    KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT IT  APPLIES  ALSO TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE: THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY  AND 
 GET   IN   THERE    WITH    YOUR    HAND