My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave  Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A  Two track  Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T  Really Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In,  Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The Cassette -  Which  Means 
 The B  Side  Is Played Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now I  Have  To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise  Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There   Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If It Is  The  Motor,  I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A Really  Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A Speed hole  But 
 Rather  A Much Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The   Percentage    Of 
 Difference But  It Applies  Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone Whacko  And 
 You  Need To Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get   In    There   With    Your    Hand