My  Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A   Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How  It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca  In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On The  Cassette - Which Means 
 The B  Side Is  Played Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So  Now I Have  To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low  Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise Or If It  Is  The  Motor,  I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A Really Rad  Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole But 
 Rather  A Much Neater Actual  Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The   Percentage    Of 
 Difference  But It  Applies Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It Over  Constantly And 
 Get    In   There   With    Your    Hand