My Good  Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its   A   Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T  Really Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And  Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The  Cassette  - Which Means 
 The B Side  Is Played Backwards If  It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So Now  I Have To Differentiate  Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It  Featyures A Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is   Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If  It  Is  The Motor, I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A  Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much  Neater  Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont    Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It Applies  Also  To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko And 
 You Need To Flip It Over Constantly  And 
 Get    In   There   With    Your    Hand