MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND  GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS  A   TWO TRACK  TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS.  IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN,  TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON  THE CASSETTE -  WHICH MEANS 
 THE  B SIDE IS PLAYED BACKWARDS IF  IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO  NOW I  HAVE TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW NOISE  FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE  IS  SOME   DITHERING 
 NOISE OR  IF IT  IS  THE  MOTOR, I  DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE  IS A REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT DOES  NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER  A MUCH NEATER  ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT    KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE  BUT IT  APPLIES ALSO TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP  IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN   THERE   WITH    YOUR    HAND