My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave  Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A  Two track  Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It Works.  It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four  X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On  The Cassette - Which Means 
 The  B Side Is Played Backwards  If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So  Now I  Have To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise Floor Which  Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is   Some  Dithering 
 Noise Or  If  It Is  The  Motor,  I Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A Really  Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather  A Much  Neater Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know    The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It  Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need  To Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get   In    There   With    Your    Hand