My Good Fathers Good Friend  Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A  Two track   Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How  It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out,  And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The Cassette -  Which Means 
 The B Side  Is Played Backwards  If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now I Have  To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise Floor Which  Is 
 Great,  But  There   Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If  It  Is The Motor, I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A Really  Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much Neater  Actual  Speed Knob 
 I   Dont    Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It  Applies Also  To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers Gone  Whacko  And 
 You  Need To Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In   There   With    Your    Hand