TAPE DREAM                
                                 
                                          
 FOR  STORING  MUSIC ON.  ALSO  DATA  BUT 
 AT  THIS  POINT  IN   TIME   THAT'S  NOT 
         REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.        
                                          
                                          
      TYPES OF TAPE       
                                          
           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           
         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         
      CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO       
        CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS       
                                          
 RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE 
         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         
                                          
                 BIAS                 
                                          
 CLASS I  USES  ONE  HUNDRED  AND  TWENTY 
   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   
 USE    SEVENTY   OF   THE   SAME   UNIT. 
                                          
                                          
        AHA AND         
                                          
 CLASS  IV IS  APPARENTLY  TOO  STRONG TO 
 BE USED  ON  CLASS  I  PLAYERS.  IT WILL 
 SOUND  TOO  LOUND  AND   IT   CANNOT  BE 
 COMPLETELY  ERASED.  THIS IS VERY  WELL. 
  MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS   
            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            
                                          
 THEY ALSO GNAW AT  THE  TAPE HEADS A BIT 
      BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.     
                                          
                                          
         ARTIFACTS        
                                          
 GOOD TAPES ARE  DECENT AND  HAVE A  GOOD 
 HIGH  FREQUENCY  PRESENCE, BAD TAPES ARE 
 LOFI IF NOT OUTRIGHT  BAD. IDK,  I KINDA 
                 LIKE IT.                 
                                          
 BIAS LOSS: IF YOU  FORGET THE  BIAS  WHO 
 KNOWS   WHATS  EVEN  ON  THERE   ANYMORE 
                                          
  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  
   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   
                                          
 WOW: A  SLOWER  FLUTTER, USUALLY SEVERAL 
 SECONDS  LONG. WHAT  UP.  BOTH  OF THESE 
   INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.    
                                          
 PRINT THROUGH: TAPES  RUB SOUND ON  EACH 
 OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG