MY GOOD FATHERS  GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS  A   TWO TRACK  TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY  GET HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO  X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON THE  CASSETTE -  WHICH MEANS 
 THE B SIDE IS  PLAYED BACKWARDS IF  IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO  NOW  I HAVE TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A  LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE   IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR IF IT  IS  THE  MOTOR, I  DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE IS A  REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT  HAVE A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER  A  MUCH NEATER ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW    THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE  BUT IT APPLIES ALSO TO  FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE: THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO  FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET   IN    THERE   WITH    YOUR    HAND