MY GOOD FATHERS  GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS   A  TWO TRACK  TAPE   RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT  WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X  RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON THE  CASSETTE -  WHICH MEANS 
 THE B SIDE IS PLAYED  BACKWARDS IF  IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO NOW  I HAVE TO  DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A  LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE  IS  SOME   DITHERING 
 NOISE OR  IF IT  IS  THE MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY RAD RED  CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT  HAVE  A SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A MUCH NEATER ACTUAL  SPEED  KNOB 
 I    DONT   KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT  IT APPLIES ALSO  TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE: THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP IT OVER  CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN   THERE    WITH   YOUR    HAND