My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave  Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its   A  Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It Works.  It Has 
 Two  X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The  Cassette - Which Means 
 The  B Side Is  Played Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now I Have  To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A  Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But   There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise Or  If  It  Is The  Motor,  I Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There  Is A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A  Much Neater  Actual Speed Knob 
 I    Dont   Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference  But It  Applies Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You  Need To Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get   In   There    With    Your    Hand