MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD  FRIEND GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS   A   TWO TRACK  TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS.  IT HAS 
 TWO  X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS  ON THE CASSETTE  - WHICH MEANS 
 THE B SIDE  IS PLAYED BACKWARDS IF  IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO  NOW I HAVE TO DIFFERENTIATE  BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH  IS 
 GREAT,  BUT   THERE  IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR  IF  IT IS THE  MOTOR, I  DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO  THERE IS A REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A  MUCH NEATER  ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE    OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT  IT APPLIES ALSO TO  FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE: THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO  FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET   IN    THERE    WITH    YOUR   HAND