MY  GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS  A  TWO TRACK   TAPE   RECORDER 
                                          
 I  DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND  FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS  ON THE  CASSETTE - WHICH MEANS 
 THE B SIDE IS PLAYED  BACKWARDS  IF IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO NOW I HAVE TO  DIFFERENTIATE  BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A  LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT   THERE  IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR IF  IT  IS  THE MOTOR, I  DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE IS A  REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT  HAVE  A SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A  MUCH NEATER  ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I    DONT   KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT IT  APPLIES ALSO  TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE: THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO  FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET   IN    THERE   WITH    YOUR    HAND