the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began  a  thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in  the day she  slept, in 
 the  eve  she sold her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about the golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern had their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough there  came  a 
 time when  they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.   he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and as  such he  of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all  that of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of  a hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the  process  of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his   food,    he   vowed    to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but  eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed out of the  cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!