The  Golden          
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began  A  Thousand  Years Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From A  Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship,  With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long. In  The  Day  She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She  Sold Her Wares, And In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few Years,  MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked  About The Golden  M. 
 The  Old Tavern  Had  Their Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became  A  Little Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns   Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each  Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started  Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She Hid  The  Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,  A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found   The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And As  Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It  A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All That Of  A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized  The Golden M, He 
 Quickly  Fell  Into Infamity. However He 
 Was  Kind Of A  Hardhat And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern  Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And  Also   They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In  The Process Of  Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His   Food,   He    Vowed    To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How He  Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually  He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon Finding  Out  That  Earth Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow  Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The  Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed  Out Of The  Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds, Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project, And  Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!