TR OH EIGHT              
                                          
                         
                                          
              THE SMOOTH BOY!             
 ROLAND  BOTIQUE   REMAKE  OF  THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
             FROM THE EIGHTIES            
                                          
 "IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM"  AS THEY  SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE, AND THE RIGHT  ANSWER IS  THAT YOU 
 HAVE  WHATEVER YOU HAVE,  SOMETHING AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP BABY)  MAKING  AT LAST THE  TEA... 
                                          
 BUT THE REAL DIAMONDS  ARE RECLUSIVE AND 
 WILL  NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU  GIVE THEM 
 WHAT THEY WANT -  A REALLY  REALLY CRISP 
  AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION, 
 HIHATS OR NO HIHATS,  KICK WITH THE LONG 
 DECAY  AND THE  TOMS, THE BEP  BEP  BOP, 
 BAP,  A   QUIESCENT   SNARE...  A  CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND  THATS   WHY  YOU  NEED  THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE  THE ORIGINAL ONE IS IN A MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE NEW ONE  RUNS 
              ON AA BATTERIES