TR OH EIGHT              
                                          
                         
                                          
             THE SMOOTH BOY!              
 ROLAND  BOTIQUE  REMAKE  OF  THE   GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
            FROM THE EIGHTIES             
                                          
 "IT CAME  TO ME IN A DREAM" AS  THEY SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE,  AND THE RIGHT  ANSWER IS THAT YOU 
 HAVE WHATEVER YOU  HAVE, SOMETHING  AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP  BABY) MAKING  AT LAST THE  TEA... 
                                          
 BUT THE REAL DIAMONDS  ARE RECLUSIVE AND 
 WILL NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU  GIVE  THEM 
 WHAT THEY  WANT - A REALLY REALLY  CRISP 
  AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION, 
 HIHATS OR NO HIHATS, KICK WITH THE  LONG 
 DECAY  AND THE  TOMS, THE  BEP  BEP BOP, 
 BAP,  A  QUIESCENT  SNARE...   A   CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND  THATS   WHY  YOU  NEED  THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE  IS IN A MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS,  BEING A BOTIQUE, THE NEW ONE RUNS 
              ON AA BATTERIES