TR OH EIGHT              
                                          
                         
                                          
             THE SMOOTH BOY!              
 ROLAND  BOTIQUE  REMAKE   OF  THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
             FROM THE EIGHTIES            
                                          
 "IT  CAME TO  ME IN A DREAM" AS THEY SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE,  AND THE RIGHT ANSWER IS  THAT YOU 
 HAVE  WHATEVER  YOU HAVE, SOMETHING AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP BABY)  MAKING  AT  LAST THE TEA... 
                                          
 BUT  THE REAL DIAMONDS ARE RECLUSIVE AND 
 WILL  NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL YOU  GIVE  THEM 
 WHAT THEY WANT -  A  REALLY REALLY CRISP 
  AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION, 
 HIHATS  OR NO HIHATS, KICK WITH THE LONG 
 DECAY AND  THE TOMS,  THE BEP  BEP  BOP, 
 BAP,   A  QUIESCENT   SNARE...  A  CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND   THATS  WHY  YOU  NEED  THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE IS IN  A MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE NEW  ONE RUNS 
             ON AA BATTERIES