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.......... FROM THE EIGHTIES ..........
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........., "IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM" AS THEY SAY ,.........
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....,=/%%£ AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION, £%%/=,....
.....,=/%% HIHATS OR NO HIHATS, KICK WITH THE LONG %%/=,.....
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.......,=/ BAP, A QUIESCENT SNARE... A CRISP /=,.......
........,= BITE... COWBELL....? =,........
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.......... AND THATS WHY YOU NEED THE REMAKE ..........
.......... BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE IS IN A MUSEUM ..........
.......... GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. ..........
........., PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE NEW ONE RUNS ,.........
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