TR OH EIGHT              
                                          
                         
                                          
             THE SMOOTH BOY!              
 ROLAND  BOTIQUE   REMAKE  OF  THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
             FROM THE EIGHTIES            
                                          
 "IT  CAME TO ME IN A DREAM" AS THEY  SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE, AND THE RIGHT  ANSWER IS THAT  YOU 
 HAVE  WHATEVER YOU HAVE, SOMETHING  AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP  BABY)  MAKING AT  LAST THE TEA... 
                                          
 BUT THE REAL DIAMONDS ARE RECLUSIVE  AND 
 WILL  NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL YOU  GIVE  THEM 
 WHAT  THEY WANT  - A REALLY REALLY CRISP 
  AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION, 
 HIHATS OR  NO HIHATS, KICK WITH THE LONG 
 DECAY  AND THE  TOMS,  THE BEP  BEP BOP, 
 BAP,  A   QUIESCENT  SNARE...   A  CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND  THATS  WHY  YOU  NEED   THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE  IS IN A MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE,  THE NEW ONE RUNS 
              ON AA BATTERIES