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.......... PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ..........
.......... OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ..........
.......... OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ..........
.......... START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ..........
.......... OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ..........
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.........^ I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME ^.........
........^= [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME =^........
.......^=† SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET †=^.......
......^=†% EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T %†=^......
.....^=†%% KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE %%†=^.....
....^=†%%# TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN #%%†=^....
...^=†%%#¶ YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ¶#%%†=^...
..^=†%%#¶@ BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER @¶#%%†=^..
.^=†%%#¶@# "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR #@¶#%%†=^.
..^=†%%#¶@ YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT @¶#%%†=^..
...^=†%%#¶ HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ¶#%%†=^...
....^=†%%# MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. #%%†=^....
.....^=†%% SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY %%†=^.....
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