Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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§§§§§§¨¨§§ The  Computer Is A Very  Common  Tool In §¨¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨¨¨¨¨§¨§¨§ The Futures,  And In Some Ways Even Now. §¨¨§§§§§¨¨
¨¨¨¨§§§§§¨ Its  Job Is To Do Vast  Amounts Of Small §¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨ Calculations In A Short Amount Of  Time. §§§¨¨¨§§¨¨
¨¨§§¨¨¨§§¨                                          ¨¨§¨¨§¨§¨¨
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ Most  Work On The  Principles Of  Posing ¨§§¨§§§§¨¨
§§§§¨§§§§§ The Problem  On A  Hilbert  Plane, Which §¨§§¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨§§¨¨¨¨§ Is  Then  Folded  Out  Of Causality,  So §§¨§¨¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨¨¨§§ That  Daemons  Can   Solve  The  Problem ¨§§§¨§¨§§§
¨§§§§¨¨§¨§   Without Affecting Real Life. (These    §¨¨§§§§¨¨§
§¨¨¨§¨§§§§ Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The §¨§¨¨¨§¨§§
§¨¨§§§¨¨¨§         Computer Manufacturer.)          §§§¨¨§§§¨¨
§¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨                                          ¨¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
§§§¨§§¨§§¨   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   ¨§§§§¨§§§¨
¨¨§§¨§§¨§§ Clerks To Pray To  The "Gods"  Of  Their §¨¨¨§§¨¨§§
¨§¨§§¨§§¨§ Computer, Or To  The Daemons  Doing  The §¨¨§¨§¨§¨§
§§§¨§§¨§§§ Work,  For   A  Quick  And  Fault   Free §¨§§§§§§§§
¨¨§§¨§§¨¨§                Operation.                §§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨§§¨§¨§§                                          ¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
§§§¨§§§§¨¨       Some Ubiquitous And Generally      §§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§§¨¨¨§¨¨    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    ¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§§¨¨                                          §§¨¨¨¨¨¨§§
§§§§¨§¨§¨§      »»# Light A Scented Candle #»»      ¨§¨¨¨¨¨§¨§
¨¨¨§§§§§§¨        »»# For Quiet And Calm #»»        §§¨¨¨¨§§§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§¨                                          ¨§¨¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨§§¨¨¨¨§§§     »»# Recite A Mantra Or Other #»»     §§¨¨§§¨§§¨
§¨§¨¨¨§¨¨¨    »»# Reassuring Message To Make #»»    ¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨
§§§¨¨§§¨¨§     »»# The Computer Comfortable #»»     §§§§§¨§§§§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§§            »»# And At Ease #»»           ¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨¨
¨§§§§§§§¨¨                                          ¨¨¨§¨§¨¨¨¨
§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§     »»# Some Like To Say A Brief #»»     ¨¨§§§§¨¨¨¨
§¨¨¨¨¨§§§§     »»# Prayer For Solace, To Be #»»     ¨§¨¨¨§¨¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨   »»# Left Alone During Their Work #»»   §§¨¨§§¨¨§¨
§¨¨¨§§¨¨¨¨                                          ¨§¨§¨§¨§§§
§¨¨§¨§¨¨¨§   »»# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #»»    §§§§§§§¨¨¨
§¨§§§§¨¨§¨    »»# Or A Meal To The Machines #»»     ¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§
§§¨¨¨§¨§§¨    »»# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #»»     ¨¨¨¨¨§§¨§¨
¨§¨¨§§§¨§¨      »»# The Daemons Are Allowed #»»     ¨¨¨¨§¨§§§§
§§¨§¨¨§§§§       »»# To Respond To This) #»»        ¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨§
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To     Be     A    Kind    Of    Prayer?           
           As   In,   You   Make    A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,    Beautiful,   And   Useless           
           Artifact.  As  In,  You'Re  Using   Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D   Ask  For  A  Handful  Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has    Bugs,    Lots    Of   It.