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.......... MOM,   WHAT'S   AN   INTERNET?  .   .  . ..........
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........^~ ^ ^  ^ IT'S A KIND OF  COMPUTER  PROGRAM ~^........
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.........^ .     MOM, THERE'S A POP UP. .....  . IT ^.........
.......... .   . SAYS THE INTERNET HAS BEEN STOLEN! ..........
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........^~ WHAT?        .            .   YEAH,    . ~^........
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.........^ WHAT  A  COUP!  YES!  †  †  †  OH  LOOK, ^.........
.......... THERE'S  THE  ROYAL  SHIP  OF   NABOO... ..........
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......^~*$ ***     DATABASE     @    STOLEN     *** $*~^......
.....^~*$§ APPEARED   ON   THE   ELECTRO-BILLBOARD. §$*~^.....
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....^~*$§¶ THOUSANDTH  PLANET  WE  CLAIM  AS  OURS! ¶§$*~^....
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