R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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&,&,&&,&,& TH3  COMPUT3R 1S 4  V3RY  COMMON TOOL 1N ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,,&,&,& TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS  3VEN NOW. ,&,&,&,&,,
&,&,&&,&,& 1TS JOB 1S  TO DO  V4ST 4MOUNTS OF SM4LL ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,,&,&,& C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4  SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. ,&,&,&,&,,
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&,&,,&,&,& MOST WORK  ON TH3  PR1NCIPL3S OF  POS1NG ,&,&,&,&,,
&,&,&&,&,& TH3 PROBL3M  ON  4  H1LB3RT PL4N3, WH1CH ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,,&,&,& 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D OUT  OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO ,&,&,&,&,,
&,&,&&,&,& TH4T  D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3  TH3   PROBL3M ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,,&,&,&   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    ,&,&,&,&,,
&,&,&&,&,& D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,,&,&,&          COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)         ,&,&,&,&,,
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&,&,,&,&,&   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   ,&,&,&,&,,
&,&,&&,&,& CL3RKS  TO PR4Y  TO TH3  "GODS" OF TH31R ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,,&,&,& COMPUT3R, OR TO  TH3 D43MONS  DO1NG  TH3 ,&,&,&,&,,
&,&,&&,&,& WORK,  FOR   4  QU1CK   4ND  F4ULT  FR3E ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,,&,&,&                OP3R4T1ON.                ,&,&,&,&,,
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&,&,,&,&,&      SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY       ,&,&,&,&,,
&,&,&&,&,&    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    ,&,&,&,&,&
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&,&,&&,&,&      ~~# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #~~      ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,,&,&,&        ~~# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #~~        ,&,&,&,&,,
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&,&,,&,&,&     ~~# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #~~     ,&,&,&,&,,
&,&,&&,&,&    ~~# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #~~    ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,,&,&,&     ~~# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #~~     ,&,&,&,&,,
&,&,&&,&,&            ~~# 4ND 4T 34SE #~~           ,&,&,&,&,&
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&,&,&&,&,&     ~~# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #~~     ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,,&,&,&     ~~# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #~~     ,&,&,&,&,,
&,&,&&,&,&   ~~# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #~~   ,&,&,&,&,&
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&,&,&&,&,&   ~~# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #~~    ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,,&,&,&     ~~# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #~~    ,&,&,&,&,,
&,&,&&,&,&     ~~# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #~~    ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,,&,&,&     ~~# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #~~      ,&,&,&,&,,
&,&,&&,&,&       ~~# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #~~        ,&,&,&,&,&
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           WOULD    YOU    CONS1D3R    COD3    GOLF           
           TO    B3     4    K1ND    OF     PR4Y3R?           
           4S   1N,    YOU   M4K3   4   CONVOLUT3D,           
           1NTRIC4T3,   B34UT1FUL,    4ND   US3LESS           
           4RT1FACT.   4S  1N,  YOU'R3  US1NG  YOUR           
           SK1LLS    TO    4SK    FOR    SOM3TH1NG,           
                                                              
           ...1'D  4SK   FOR  4  H4NDFUL  OF  BUGS?           
                                                              
           COD3    H4S    BUGS,    LOTS    OF   1T.