.,=*%#@@ @@##&%*=,.
.....,*# ##&*,.....
.,=*%#@# #@##&%*=,.
.,=*%#@@ @@##&%*=,.
.,=*%&&& #&&&&%*=,.
.,=*%#@# @ & . @ & . @ & LYING @ & . @ & . @ & . #@##&%*=,.
.,=*%#@# @ & . IN MY ROOM, @ & . #@##&%*=,.
.,=*%#@# @ ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. #@##&%*=,.
.,=*%&## @ & . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ###&&%*=,.
.....,*% @ & . SOMETHING SLIMY, #&%*,.....
.,=*%##@ @ & . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, @###&%*=,.
....,*** @ & . UP THE ARM. @ & . #&***,....
.,*%#@## IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? @ & . ##@##&%*,.
.....==% @ & . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. #&%==.....
...,**&& @ & . @ & . @ & . #&&&**,...
.,=*%#@@ WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, @ & . @@##&%*=,.
.,=*%#@# IT MOVES FURTHER UP, @ & . #@##&%*=,.
.,===*%@ REACHES THE ARMPIT. @ & . @#&%*===,.
....=**% I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. @ & . #&%**=....
.,=*%#@# @ & . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. #@##&%*=,.
...,*%%### @ & . IT'S KINDA CUTE. @ & . ###%%*,...
.,=*%#@@ @ & . @ & . @ & . @@##&%*=,.
.,=*%### @ & . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ####&%*=,.
.,=*%#@# FACE, I BITE IT. @ & . #@##&%*=,.
.,=*%##@ @ & . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A @###&%*=,.
......=%## JUICY @ & . GRAPE, ##%=......
.,,,*%%##@ @ & . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET @##%%*,,,.
.,=*%#@# @ & . @ & . CUCUMBER. . #@##&%*=,.
.,=*%&&# @ & . IT'S VERY GOOD. @ & . AND I @ & . ##&&&%*=,.
.....,*%#@ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. @ & . @#%*,.....
.,=*%#@# @ & . CHEW IT. @ & . #@##&%*=,.
..,,,=%& @ & . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. #&&%=,,,..
.,=*%%&@ @ & . @ & . @ & . @#&&%%*=,.
.,,,**&# & = APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. & = ##&&**,,,.
.,=**%%##@ & = THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER & = @##%%**=,.
.,=*%#@@ & = MY SHIRT, & = ENTERING BY THE ARM @@##&%*=,.
.,=*%#@# AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. & = #@##&%*=,.
...=**%@ & = THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH @#&%**=...
.,=*%#@# MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. & = #@##&%*=,.
.,=*%@## & = I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ##@#&%*=,.
...,*%%% SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO #&%%%*,...
.,,=*%%%%# MOVE MY LEFT ARM. & = #%%%%*=,,.
.,=*%#@# & = SO - EATING IT IS OK, & = #@##&%*=,.
.,=*%#@# & = & = MOVING IT IS NOT. & = & = #@##&%*=,.
..,,===% #&%===,,..
....==%%## ##%%==....
.,=*%#@# #@##&%*=,.
.....,**%# #%**,.....
.,=*%%&& #&&&%%*=,.