..~~;$*### ###*$;~~..
.~~;$*#### ####*$;~~.
..~~;$*### ###*$;~~..
...~~;$*## ##*$;~~...
....~~;$*# #*$;~~....
.....~~;$* # * . # * . # * LYING # * . # * . # * . *$;~~.....
......~~;$ # * . IN MY ROOM, # * . $;~~......
.....~~;$* # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. *$;~~.....
....~~;$*# # * . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, #*$;~~....
...~~;$*## # * . SOMETHING SLIMY, ##*$;~~...
..~~;$*### # * . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ###*$;~~..
.~~;$*#### # * . UP THE ARM. # * . ####*$;~~.
..~~;$*### IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # * . ###*$;~~..
...~~;$*## # * . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ##*$;~~...
....~~;$*# # * . # * . # * . #*$;~~....
.....~~;$* WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # * . *$;~~.....
......~~;$ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # * . $;~~......
.....~~;$* REACHES THE ARMPIT. # * . *$;~~.....
....~~;$*# I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # * . #*$;~~....
...~~;$*## # * . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ##*$;~~...
..~~;$*### # * . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # * . ###*$;~~..
.~~;$*#### # * . # * . # * . ####*$;~~.
..~~;$*### # * . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ###*$;~~..
...~~;$*## FACE, I BITE IT. # * . ##*$;~~...
....~~;$*# # * . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A #*$;~~....
.....~~;$* JUICY # * . GRAPE, *$;~~.....
......~~;$ # * . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET $;~~......
.....~~;$* # * . # * . CUCUMBER. . *$;~~.....
....~~;$*# # * . IT'S VERY GOOD. # * . AND I # * . #*$;~~....
...~~;$*## SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # * . ##*$;~~...
..~~;$*### # * . CHEW IT. # * . ###*$;~~..
.~~;$*#### # * . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ####*$;~~.
..~~;$*### # * . # * . # * . ###*$;~~..
...~~;$*## * ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. * ~ ##*$;~~...
....~~;$*# * ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER * ~ #*$;~~....
.....~~;$* * ~ MY SHIRT, * ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM *$;~~.....
......~~;$ AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. * ~ $;~~......
.....~~;$* * ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH *$;~~.....
....~~;$*# MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. * ~ #*$;~~....
...~~;$*## * ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ##*$;~~...
..~~;$*### SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ###*$;~~..
.~~;$*#### MOVE MY LEFT ARM. * ~ ####*$;~~.
..~~;$*### * ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, * ~ ###*$;~~..
...~~;$*## * ~ * ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. * ~ * ~ ##*$;~~...
....~~;$*# #*$;~~....
.....~~;$* *$;~~.....
......~~;$ $;~~......
.....~~;$* *$;~~.....
....~~;$*# #*$;~~....