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&..&...&.. # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . .&......&&
&&..&...&. # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . ..&.....&.
&&&..&...& # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. &..&......
&.&&..&... # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, &&..&.....
..&&&..&.. # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, .&&..&....
..&.&&..&. # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, .&&&..&...
....&&&..& # % . UP THE ARM. # % . .&.&&..&..
....&.&&.. IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . ...&&&..&.
......&&&. # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. &..&.&&..&
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.&......&& WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . &&&..&.&&.
..&.....&. IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . &.&&...&&&
&..&...... REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . ..&&&..&.&
&&..&..... I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . ..&.&&...&
.&&..&.... # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ....&&&..&
.&&&..&... # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . ....&.&&..
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...&&&..&. # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ......&.&&
&..&.&&..& FACE, I BITE IT. # % . &.......&&
&&...&&&.. # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A .&......&.
&&&..&.&&. JUICY # % . GRAPE, ..&.......
&.&&...&&& # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET &..&......
..&&&..&.& # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . &&..&.....
..&.&&...& # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . .&&..&....
....&&&..& SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . .&&&..&...
....&.&&.. # % . CHEW IT. # % . .&.&&..&..
......&&&. # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ...&&&..&.
......&.&& # % . # % . # % . ...&.&&..&
&.......&& % - APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % - .....&&&..
.&......&. % - THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % - .....&.&&.
..&....... % - MY SHIRT, % - ENTERING BY THE ARM &......&&&
&..&...... AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % - &&.....&.&
&&..&..... % - THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH .&&......&
.&&..&.... MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % - .&&&.....&
.&&&..&... % - I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE .&.&&.....
.&.&&..&.. SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ...&&&....
...&&&..&. MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % - &..&.&&...
...&.&&..& % - SO - EATING IT IS OK, % - &&...&&&..
.....&&&.. % - % - MOVING IT IS NOT. % - % - &&&..&.&&.
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