.~-=*%£@## ##@£%*=-~.
.~-=*%£### ###£%*=-~.
.~-=*%£@## ##@£%*=-~.
.~-=*%£### ###£%*=-~.
.~-=*%£@## ##@£%*=-~.
....~-*%@@ # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . @@%*-~....
.~-=*%@### # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . ###@%*=-~.
.....--*££ # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ££*--.....
.~-=*%£@## # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ##@£%*=-~.
.~-==**%%@ # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, @%%**==-~.
.~-=*%£@## # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ##@£%*=-~.
.~-=*%£@## # % . UP THE ARM. # % . ##@£%*=-~.
.....-***£ IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . £***-.....
.~=*%£@### # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ###@£%*=~.
.~-=*%£@## # % . # % . # % . ##@£%*=-~.
.~-=*%£@## WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . ##@£%*=-~.
...~--*%£# IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . #£%*--~...
.~-=*%£@## REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . ##@£%*=-~.
.~-=*%£@## I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . ##@£%*=-~.
.~-=*%£@## # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ##@£%*=-~.
.~-=*%£@## # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . ##@£%*=-~.
.~-=*%£@## # % . # % . # % . ##@£%*=-~.
....-**%£# # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY #£%**-....
.~-=**%£@# FACE, I BITE IT. # % . #@£%**=-~.
.~-===%££@ # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A @££%===-~.
.~-=*%£@## JUICY # % . GRAPE, ##@£%*=-~.
.~-=*%£@## # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ##@£%*=-~.
.~--==*%£# # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . #£%*==--~.
.....-***£ # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . £***-.....
.~-=*%£@## SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . ##@£%*=-~.
.~-=*%£@## # % . CHEW IT. # % . ##@£%*=-~.
.....-=%@@ # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. @@%=-.....
.~-=***%££ # % . # % . # % . ££%***=-~.
.~-=*%%%%£ % - APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % - £%%%%*=-~.
.~-=*%%%%@ % - THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % - @%%%%*=-~.
...---*%@@ % - MY SHIRT, % - ENTERING BY THE ARM @@%*---...
....~=%££@ AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % - @££%=~....
....-=%£@# % - THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH #@£%=-....
.~-=*%£@## MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % - ##@£%*=-~.
.~~~-*%%@@ % - I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE @@%%*-~~~.
...~=*%%%£ SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO £%%%*=~...
.~-=*%£@## MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % - ##@£%*=-~.
.~-=*%@### % - SO - EATING IT IS OK, % - ###@%*=-~.
....~~==%£ % - % - MOVING IT IS NOT. % - % - £%==~~....
....~~=*££ ££*=~~....
.....-=%@# #@%=-.....
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