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¨,=^†%%& # % ¨ # % ¨ # % LYING # % ¨ # % ¨ # % ¨ #&&%%†^=,¨
¨,=^^^††&& # % ¨ IN MY ROOM, # % ¨ &&††^^^=,¨
¨¨¨¨¨,=†%¶ # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ¶%†=,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,^%¶ # % ¨ SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ¶%^,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨=††%%¶ # % ¨ SOMETHING SLIMY, ¶%%††=¨¨¨¨
¨,=^†%&¶## # % ¨ SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ##¶&%†^=,¨
¨=^†%&¶### # % ¨ UP THE ARM. # % ¨ ###¶&%†^=¨
¨¨¨¨=^†%%& IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % ¨ &%%†^=¨¨¨¨
¨,=^†%&¶¶¶ # % ¨ I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ¶¶¶&%†^=,¨
¨¨,,,^%%¶# # % ¨ # % ¨ # % ¨ #¶%%^,,,¨¨
¨,=^†%&¶¶¶ WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % ¨ ¶¶¶&%†^=,¨
¨,=^†%&¶## IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % ¨ ##¶&%†^=,¨
¨¨¨¨=^%%&¶ REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % ¨ ¶&%%^=¨¨¨¨
¨,=^†%&¶## I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % ¨ ##¶&%†^=,¨
¨¨¨¨¨=^%%¶ # % ¨ LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ¶%%^=¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,=†&& # % ¨ IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % ¨ &&†=,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,=†& # % ¨ # % ¨ # % ¨ &†=,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨,=^†%&¶## # % ¨ ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ##¶&%†^=,¨
¨,=^†%&&&¶ FACE, I BITE IT. # % ¨ ¶&&&%†^=,¨
¨,,,,^†& # % ¨ THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A #&&†^,,,,¨
¨¨,,=^†%¶# JUICY # % ¨ GRAPE, #¶%†^=,,¨¨
¨,=^†%&¶## # % ¨ AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ##¶&%†^=,¨
¨¨¨¨=^†& # % ¨ # % ¨ CUCUMBER. ¨ #&&†^=¨¨¨¨
¨,=^†%&& # % ¨ IT'S VERY GOOD. # % ¨ AND I # % ¨ #&&&%†^=,¨
¨,=^†%&¶## SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % ¨ ##¶&%†^=,¨
¨,=^†%&¶## # % ¨ CHEW IT. # % ¨ ##¶&%†^=,¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨=†%¶ # % ¨ THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ¶%†=¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,=^%¶ # % ¨ # % ¨ # % ¨ ¶%^=,¨¨¨¨¨
¨,===†††&¶ % = APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % = ¶&†††===,¨
¨,=^†%¶### % = THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % = ###¶%†^=,¨
¨,=^†%&¶## % = MY SHIRT, % = ENTERING BY THE ARM ##¶&%†^=,¨
¨,=^†%&¶¶# AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % = #¶¶&%†^=,¨
¨,=^†%&¶## % = THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ##¶&%†^=,¨
¨¨¨¨¨,,^†& MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % = &†^,,¨¨¨¨¨
¨,=^†%&¶## % = I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ##¶&%†^=,¨
¨¨¨¨,,==†& SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO &†==,,¨¨¨¨
¨,=^†††%&& MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % = &&%†††^=,¨
¨¨¨¨¨,^%%¶ % = SO - EATING IT IS OK, % = ¶%%^,¨¨¨¨¨
¨,=^†%&¶## % = % = MOVING IT IS NOT. % = % = ##¶&%†^=,¨
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