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,,,,,,«†%* # * , # * , # * LYING # * , # * ,  # * , *%†«,,,,,,
,,,,,«†%*@ #   *   ,    IN   MY   ROOM,   #   *   , @*%†«,,,,,
,,,,«†%*@# # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. #@*%†«,,,,
,,,«†%*@## # * ,  SOMETHING  POKING  MY  LEFT HAND, ##@*%†«,,,
,,«†%*@### #     *      ,     SOMETHING      SLIMY, ###@*%†«,,
,«†%*@#### #  *  , SLITHERING AROUND  THE  FINGERS, ####@*%†«,
,,«†%*@### #   *   ,   UP   THE   ARM.   #   *    , ###@*%†«,,
,,,«†%*@## IS   IT  DRUG-FUELED  APATHY?  #   *   , ##@*%†«,,,
,,,,«†%*@# #   *   ,   I   DON'T  MOVE   THE   ARM. #@*%†«,,,,
,,,,,«†%*@ #    *    ,    #    *    ,    #   *    , @*%†«,,,,,
,,,,,,«†%* WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, #  * , *%†«,,,,,,
,,,,,,,«†% IT   MOVES   FURTHER   UP,    #   *    , %†«,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,«† REACHES    THE    ARMPIT.    #    *    , †«,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,« I  TURN  MY  HEAD   TOWARD  IT.  #  *  , «,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, #    *    ,    LOOKS    LIKE   SEAGRASS. ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, #   *   ,  IT'S  KINDA   CUTE.   #  *  , ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, #    *    ,    #    *    ,    #    *   , ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, # * , ONCE IT'S UP  MY NECK  AND  ON  MY ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, FACE,    I    BITE    IT.    #    *    , ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,« #  * , THE  TEXTURE  IS LIKE THAT  OF  A «,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,«† JUICY      #       *       ,      GRAPE, †«,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,«†% # * , AND THE  SQUISH  TASTES LIKE SWEET %†«,,,,,,,
,,,,,,«†%* #   *    ,   #    *   ,   CUCUMBER.    , *%†«,,,,,,
,,,,,«†%*@ # * , IT'S VERY GOOD.  # * , AND I # * , @*%†«,,,,,
,,,,«†%*@# SUCK   MORE   OF   IT   IN.   #   *    , #@*%†«,,,,
,,,«†%*@## #    *   ,    CHEW    IT.    #    *    , ##@*%†«,,,
,,«†%*@### # * , THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ###@*%†«,,
,«†%*@#### #   *    ,    #    *    ,    #    *    , ####@*%†«,
,,«†%*@### *  «  APATHY   GONE,  I  SIT  UP.  *   « ###@*%†«,,
,,,«†%*@## * «    THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER  * « ##@*%†«,,,
,,,,«†%*@# * « MY  SHIRT, * «  ENTERING BY  THE ARM #@*%†«,,,,
,,,,,«†%*@ AND  EXITING  THROUGH  THE  COLLAR.  * « @*%†«,,,,,
,,,,,,«†%* *  « THIS  MAKES IT HARD FOR ME  TO PUSH *%†«,,,,,,
,,,,,,,«†% MORE   OF   IT   IN   MY  MOUTH.   *   « %†«,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,«† * « I MAKE TO REMOVE  THE SHIRT, BUT THE †«,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,« SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS  WHEN I TRY TO «,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, MOVE     MY     LEFT     ARM.     *    « ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, *  «  SO  -   EATING  IT  IS  OK,  *   « ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, *  « *  «  MOVING  IT IS NOT.  *  « *  « ,,,,,,,,,,
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