I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard  It Closely So That I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!