I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!