I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!