I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It Closely  So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!