###¤$$:=,, ,,=:$$¤###
#£#£=^~-,¨ ¨,-~^=£#£#
@§@==~^,.¨ ¨.,^~==@§@
£*%^«,..,, ,,..,«^%*£
¤$:~,,¨.,, ,,.¨,,~:$¤
*:».,.,.,, ¨ ,,.,.,.»:*
^»,,¨¨,,.¨ . ¨.,,¨¨,,»^
~,¨¨,,¨.,. , .,.¨,,¨¨,~
,.¨,.¨.,¨¨ ¨ ¨ ¨¨,.¨.,¨.,
«.¨,,¨¨.,, ¨ ¨ , ,,.¨¨,,¨.«
/~:..¨¨,., # ¨ # , . ,.,¨¨..:~/
%\~-,¨.,,¨ , ¨ , # # , # ¨,,.¨,-~\%
$†*-:..... **$*†---*$*†-$*$†--*$*$*†---†*$*$**--$-* .....:-*†$
§%§†-..... ---------------------------------------- .....-†§%§
£££%*~:,,, ~~~~~~~~~~~~ S34WEED COFF3E ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ,,,:~*%£££
@¶&§%†»,,, »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» ,,,»†%§&¶@
###@%§*-:. ---------------------------------------- .:-*§%@###
#@§*%*~^.. ..^~*%*§@#
@§*%*~^... S34WEED COFF3E, 4LSO COLLOQU14LLY ...^~*%*§@
§*%*~^.... C4LL3D S34WEED BR3W OR PL4NKTON COFF3E. ....^~*%*§
*%*~^..... B1TT3R, S4LTY, O1LY, 4ND T34L 4S TH3 .....^~*%*
%*~^...... H41R OF 4 M1KU. ......^~*%
*~^....... .......^~*
~^........ W3 D3C1DED HUNDR3DS OF Y34RS 4GO TO ........^~
^......... STOP TH3 TR4V3L FROM OUR D3EP M4RSH3S .........^
~^........ UP TO TH3 4R1D R3G1ONS WH3RE TH3 ........^~
*~^....... R3GUL4R B34NS GROW. TH3 3FFORT W4S .......^~*
%*~^...... N3VER WORTH TH3 Y13LD, 4ND NO ON3 ......^~*%
*%*~^..... W4NT3D TO ST4Y UP TH3RE. W3 N3ED W4T3R .....^~*%*
§*%*~^.... 4ROUND OUR F3ET. ....^~*%*§
@§*%*~^... ...^~*%*§@
#@§*%*~^.. WH3N W3 R34L1ZED TH4T TH3 TR4D3RS WHO ..^~*%*§@#
##@§*%*~^. W3RE W1LLING TO DO TH1S JOURN3Y FOR US .^~*%*§@##
#@§*%*~^.. COULD NOT M3ET OUR D3M4NDS, OR 1F TH3Y ..^~*%*§@#
@§*%*~^... COULD W3 W3RE UN4BL3 TO P4Y TH3M, W3 ...^~*%*§@
§*%*~^.... S3T OUT TO F1ND SOM3 SUBST1TUT3 1N OUR ....^~*%*§
*%*~^..... LOC4L 3COSYSTEM. .....^~*%*
%*~^...... ......^~*%
/=-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ======================================== ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-=/
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ---------------------------------------- ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
,......... ~~~~~~~~~~~~ DR1NK CR1T3RI4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~ .........,
«:,,,,,,,, «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ,,,,,,,,:«
;~~,,,,,,, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ,,,,,,,~~;
*;»....... .......»;*
%*;»...... W3 OUTL1N3D TH3 FOLLOW1NG TR41TS 4S ......»;*%
§%*;»..... 4BSOLUT3 R3QU1REMENTS OF OUR N3W DR1NK: .....»;*%§
£§%*;».... ....»;*%§£
@£§%*;»... ;#»» C4FF31NATED »»#; ...»;*%§£@
#@£§%*;».. ..»;*%§£@#
@£§%*;»... ;#»» B1TT3R »»#; ...»;*%§£@
£§%*;».... ....»;*%§£
§%*;»..... ;#»» 3NJOYED HOT »»#; .....»;*%§
%*;»...... ......»;*%
*;»....... 4DD1TIONALLY, W3 PR4Y3D FOR: .......»;*
;»........ ........»;
»......... ;#»» M3D1C4L PROP3RT1ES »»#; .........»
.......... ..........
»......... ;#»» 34S1LY PR3P4RED »»#; .........»
;»........ ........»;
*;~-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-~;*
£$^«:¨¨¨¨¨ «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ¨¨¨¨¨:«^$£
§%%*«~.... ««««««««««««««« TH3 D3ER ««««««««««««««« ....~«*%%§
#&%===-... ======================================== ...-===%&#
@¶§£%=»~.. »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» ..~»=%£§¶@
##@&*^=~~. .~~=^*&@##
#@&*^=~~.. W3 TR13D M4NY TH1NGS. ROOTS, V1N3S, ..~~=^*&@#
@&*^=~~... WH4T3VER B34NS WOULD SURV1V3 OUR ...~~=^*&@
&*^=~~.... CL1M4T3. W3 TR13D TO CULT1V4T3 4 COFF3E ....~~=^*&
*^=~~..... PL4NT TH4T COULD B3 GROWN CLOS3R TO US. .....~~=^*
^=~~...... BUT OUR R3SE4RCH W4S FRU1TL3SS, 4ND ......~~=^
=~~....... 4FT3R 4 F3W G3NER4T1ONS, TH3 3NDE4VOUR .......~~=
~~........ W4S S3EN 4S 4N OLD 4ND F4D3D DR34M. ........~~
~......... .........~
~~........ UNT1L, ON3 D4Y, 4 S34 DEER B3CKONED US ........~~
=~~....... OV3R TO 4 SHUNN3D 1SL4ND 1N TH3 .......~~=
^=~~...... M4RSHLANDS, W3RE 3VERYBODY KN3W NOTH1NG ......~~=^
*^=~~..... GOOD WOULD THR1V3, 4ND SHOW3D US TH3 .....~~=^*
&*^=~~.... S34WEED, JUST B3LOW TH3 SURF4C3. ....~~=^*&
@&*^=~~... ...~~=^*&@
#@&*^=~~.. B34UT1FUL! W3 W3RE 1N 4W3. TH1S ..~~=^*&@#
##@&*^=~~. WORTHL3SS 1SL4ND, F1LL3D W1TH NOTH1NG .~~=^*&@##
#@&*^=~~.. BUT TROUBL3, Y3T JUST B3LOW TH3 ..~~=^*&@#
@&*^=~~... W4T3RL1NE... TH3 K3Y TO DR1NKING COFF3E ...~~=^*&@
&*^=~~.... ONC3 4GA1N! ....~~=^*&
*^=~~..... .....~~=^*
^=~~...... ......~~=^
=~~....... .......~~=
~~........ ........~~
~......... .........~