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.~»/=@#@## A  COFFEE  POT  CAN  ACTUALLY BE A  VERY ##@#@=/»~.
.~»/=@###@ SENSUAL      #///#      #///#     AFFAIR @###@=/»~.
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.~»/=@#@@# . HIGH INTERNAL PRESSURE... NOZZLES... . #@@#@=/»~.
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.~»»»»==@@ AFTERWARDS, IN THE  NEXT MORNING, IT'S A @@==»»»»~.
...~~»===# BIT  PERVERSE TO DRINK  THE COLD  COFFEE #===»~~...
.~»/=@#@## THAT'S    LEFT     .    OVER.     .    . ##@#@=/»~.
...~~/=@@# .   PLEASE   MAKE   NEW  COFFEE.   .   . #@@=/~~...
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