.¨,¨-=*§¤&                                          &¤§*=-¨,¨.
,.¨¨.-=^@@                                          @@^=-.¨¨.,
¨¨..~%**¤#                                          #¤**%~..¨¨
.:«;%¤#¶@#                                          #@¶#¤%;«:.
¨.»;^£££#@                                          @#£££^;».¨
.:»;†@¤¶## #¤~~~-~««««-,:,.,¨..,,,¨¨^:^:~-~«-~~~~$# ##¶¤@†;»:.
¨:~†%$@### %               HANDCUFFS              $ ###@$%†~:¨
,^~;\:^$%§ #£«~««==-~»:,,,¨¨¨,¨..¨...~~:~~~«=«=~~§# §%$^:\;~^,
.¨.¨~†*%%£                                          £%%*†~¨.¨.
...¨,,.=%# shoplifters know  aldi  alarm tags  only #%=.,,¨...
,,-==£@###  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ###@£==-,,
.:,,^†£¤§& know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only &§¤£†^,,:.
¨,,,»~^£@#         trigger void mart alarms.        #@£^~»,,,¨
.¨,»«-%§@#                                          #@§%-«»,¨.
¨,=^*%§@## however,  if you  get  caught  handcuffs ##@§%*^=,¨
,^-**§£### can  be  put  on you as a  punishment by ###£§**-^,
,-»*=¤¤#@# police,   and  you   are  to  wear  them #@#¤¤=*»-,
¨..¨,~^@¤¤           indefenitely forever           ¤¤@^~,¨..¨
.¨,,~†$@#¶                                          ¶#@$†~,,¨.
,,=^%%%%&¶ ,                  ,                   , ¶&%%%%^=,,
,,,,,=%%%& ,      ,       ,       ,       ,       , &%%%=,,,,,
,,=^%%%%¶# , , And They Will Trigger All Alarms , , #¶%%%%^=,,
,,,,=%%%%¶ ,       ,      ,       ,       ,       , ¶%%%%=,,,,
,,=^%%&¶## ,                  ,                   , ##¶&%%^=,,
¨¨.¨:^/%@#                                          #@%/^:¨.¨¨
¨,«»-=£$&@ while  this  is distressing at first and @&$£=-»«,¨
¨,»^§¤#¶££ can  certainly lead to anxiousness, most ££¶#¤§^»,¨
,,»*%$@#@# store workers are  sympathetic  and will #@#@$%*»,,
.,^..†£$££ let   you   go   if   you    ask   them. ££$£†..^,.
.:=^†\\*¤£                                          £¤*\\†^=:.
..«†^%&##@                                          @##&%^†«..
.:»:†$¤@#@                                          @#@¤$†:»:.
,~«\$%†%#&                                          &#%†%$\«~,
¨:==«**&£@                                          @£&**«==:¨
                                                              
           * probably not true, idk