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¨.,¨:,==££ shoplifters know  aldi  alarm tags  only ££==,:¨,.¨
,.¨,¨«*=£#  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  #£=*«¨,¨.,
^=†%$##@## know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ##@##$%†=^
,-~;^£&###        trigger void mart alarms.         ###&£^;~-,
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,,.,-=*#£# however,  if  you  get  caught handcuffs #£#*=-,.,,
.^~^=£&#@# can be put on  you  as a  punishment  by #@#&£=^~^.
¨.--,*%*£@ police,   and   you  are  to  wear  them @£*%*,--.¨
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¨~~\*£@### ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ ###@£*\~~¨
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,-«=*£&£## while this is distressing at  first  and ##£&£*=«-,
,,~;§%@@## can certainly lead  to anxiousness, most ##@@%§;~,,
¨^»**@§##@ store  workers  are sympathetic and will @##§@**»^¨
.,.,^==%§¤ let   you   go   if    you   ask   them. ¤§%==^,.,.
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           * probably not true, idk