..~~/*%@## ##@%*/~~..
.~~/*%@### ###@%*/~~.
~~/*%@#### ####@%*/~~
.~~/*%@### ###@%*/~~.
..~~/*%@## ##@%*/~~..
...~~/*%@# recruiting takes place in peoples #@%*/~~...
....~~/*%@ yards, or outside stores, or with a bit @%*/~~....
...~~/*%@# of violence and trickery. #@%*/~~...
..~~/*%@## ##@%*/~~..
.~~/*%@### throw the fourleggers into a van. ###@%*/~~.
~~/*%@#### decode them. sort them by species and ####@%*/~~
.~~/*%@### taste. ###@%*/~~.
..~~/*%@## ##@%*/~~..
...~~/*%@# decorate the dog, decorate the dogs #@%*/~~...
....~~/*%@ mind, upsize the paws, or the whole @%*/~~....
...~~/*%@# creature, frame a burroughs portrait, #@%*/~~...
..~~/*%@## sing a tune about being brought to your ##@%*/~~..
.~~/*%@### roads end and reborn as something else. ###@%*/~~.
~~/*%@#### ####@%*/~~
.~~/*%@### you can't go the same way, ###@%*/~~.
..~~/*%@## unfortunately, though another path is ##@%*/~~..
...~~/*%@# open. a grimier, grainier, more painful #@%*/~~...
....~~/*%@ approach. hopefully bliss is at the end @%*/~~....
...~~/*%@# of it, but i don't know. might just #@%*/~~...
..~~/*%@## ruin you. will probably ruin you. ##@%*/~~..
.~~/*%@### ###@%*/~~.
~~/*%@#### ####@%*/~~
.~~/*%@### ###@%*/~~.
..~~/*%@## ##@%*/~~..
...~~/*%@# #@%*/~~...
....~~/*%@ @%*/~~....