At sign, At Sign, So Many At Signs..  
                 
                                       
                                      
                                 
 Mom,   What'S  An  Internet?          
                                      
      It'S A Kind  Of Computer Program 
 Where  You  Can   Send  Letters  To  The 
                 Tigers,                  
     Even  Such  A Thing  Is Possible. 
                                       
                                      
                                     
 How  Do  I  Get It  To Run?  Press  That 
                  Button                  
                       Over There. 
                            
                               
 Right, AndNow?               
                                         
                          Wait...   
      Mom, There'S A Pop Up.    It 
     Says The Internet Has Been Stolen! 
                                      
 What?                       Yeah,     
      Then We Must Search For It.       
                                      
 Not  In   The  Clothes  Chamber...     
     Not In  The Ice  Cream Machine... 
 Not  Behind   The   Couch...          
                                     
  Look  - Stolen; Gone From Our World.  
                                     
                                     
  
  Here'S The  Entrance To World Three.  
  
                                       
   Ok,   Let'S   Go  Inside...        
 What  A  Coup!  Yes!        Oh  Look, 
 There'S  The  Royal  Ship  Of   Naboo... 
                                          
                                          
                 
 ***    Database     @     Stolen     *** 
 Appeared   On   The   Electro-Billboard. 
                 
                                          
                                          
 They  Went Inside  Their House  And  Saw 
 The Modem  Fast Asleep  On  The  Carpet. 
 Super  Duper  Spaceship!  Boo  Yah!  The 
 Thousandth  Planet  We  Claim  As  Ours!