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.:=\$*#£## shoplifters know  aldi  alarm  tags only ##£#*$\=:.
,¨¨,~-~~%¤  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¤%~~-~,¨¨,
.¨,,,»;*$@ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only @$*;»,,,¨.
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..,^-:=†£¤ can  be put  on you as  a punishment  by ¤£†=:-^,..
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.,«;^/%¤¤@ let   you   go   if    you   ask   them. @¤¤%/^;«,.
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           * probably not true, idk