RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT 
         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        
                                          
 THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO   A  VAN. 
 DECODE THEM.  SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE 
   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  
 SING A  TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, 
   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  
 OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END 
 OF  IT, BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU.