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,¨-~**£¤## *               HANDCUFFS              % ##¤£**~-¨,
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...:~;*£¤@ shoplifters  know  aldi alarm tags  only @¤£*;~:...
,,¨¨^~=§@&  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  &@§=~^¨¨,,
¨,.,¨~-;*$ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only $*;-~¨,.,¨
...¨..,=†§         trigger void mart alarms.        §†=,..¨...
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,¨¨,,¨¨,~« however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs «~,¨¨,,¨¨,
.,,,¨¨,,.^ can be put  on you  as  a punishment  by ^.,,¨¨,,,.
,¨,¨..¨¨¨, police,  and   you  are   to  wear  them ,¨¨¨..¨,¨,
.,.,,.,¨..           indefenitely forever           ..¨,.,,.,.
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.....~-;*£ . . And They Will Trigger All Alarms . . £*;-~.....
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¨:~=$$#£## while this is distressing  at  first and ##£#$$=~:¨
¨¨,«:*£§¶# can certainly  lead to anxiousness, most #¶§£*:«,¨¨
.,¨:~*%$§# store  workers are sympathetic  and will #§$%*~:¨,.
¨.,¨--†*&¤ let   you   go   if   you    ask   them. ¤&*†--¨,.¨
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           * probably not true, idk