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.¨..¨,»:†$ #*==»-~-«»~-,,^,,,.,.¨,¨,.,-.~-==-~~=-%# $†:»,¨..¨.
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¨,.,¨¨,,«\ shoplifters  know aldi alarm  tags  only \«,,¨¨,.,¨
,,¨¨.¨,¨~=  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  =~¨,¨.¨¨,,
¨.,¨.¨¨¨.- know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only -.¨¨¨.¨,.¨
.¨¨,,.,.¨,         trigger void mart alarms.        ,¨.,.,,¨¨.
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,,¨.¨..¨^= however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs =^¨..¨.¨,,
.¨¨.¨¨¨~»; can be put on you  as  a  punishment  by ;»~¨¨¨.¨¨.
,.,.¨.~~=† police,  and  you   are   to  wear  them †=~~.¨.,.,
..,¨¨.=*=£           indefenitely forever           £=*=.¨¨,..
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,,,~/*%@£# ,      ,       ,       ,       ,       , #£@%*/~,,,
,,~/*%@£## , , And They Will Trigger All Alarms , , ##£@%*/~,,
,,,~/*%@£# ,       ,       ,       ,      ,       , #£@%*/~,,,
,,,,~/*%@£ ,                  ,                   , £@%*/~,,,,
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¨¨¨,¨,~=†$ while this  is distressing at first  and $†=~,¨,¨¨¨
.....¨,~:= can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most =:~,¨.....
.,.¨.,.:»= store workers are sympathetic  and  will =»:.,.¨.,.
.....¨¨..« let   you   go   if   you   ask    them. «..¨¨.....
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,,,¨.,,.~=                                          =~.,,.¨,,,
                                                              
           * probably not true, idk