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.....:=*§&    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     &§*=:.....
....:=*§&¤ YARDS, OR  OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ¤&§*=:....
...:=*§&¤#        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         #¤&§*=:...
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.:=*§&¤### THROW   THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A  VAN. ###¤&§*=:.
..:=*§&¤## DECODE  THEM.  SORT THEM  BY SPECIES AND ##¤&§*=:..
...:=*§&¤#                  TASTE.                  #¤&§*=:...
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.....:=*§& DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS &§*=:.....
......:=*§ MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR THE  WHOLE §*=:......
.......:=*   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  *=:.......
........:= SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT  TO YOUR =:........
.........: ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. :.........
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.......:=* YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, *=:.......
......:=*§  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   §*=:......
.....:=*§& OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL &§*=:.....
....:=*§&¤ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END ¤&§*=:....
...:=*§&¤# OF  IT, BUT I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST #¤&§*=:...
..:=*§&¤## RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ##¤&§*=:..
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