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........,-     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    -,........
.......,-^ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT ^-,.......
......,-^*         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        *^-,......
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....,-^*%# THROW   THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A  VAN. #%*^-,....
...,-^*%## DECODE THEM. SORT  THEM  BY  SPECIES AND ##%*^-,...
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..,-^*%### DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ###%*^-,..
...,-^*%## MIND,  UPSIZE THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ##%*^-,...
....,-^*%#  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   #%*^-,....
.....,-^*% SING A TUNE  ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR %*^-,.....
......,-^* ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. *^-,......
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........,- YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, -,........
.........,   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ,.........
.......... OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ..........
........., APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END ,.........
........,- OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT JUST -,........
.......,-^ RUIN   YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ^-,.......
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