...:«;†$@£                                          £@$†;«:...
....:«;†$@                                          @$†;«:....
.....:«;†$                                          $†;«:.....
......:«;†                                          †;«:......
.......:«;                                          ;«:.......
........:«    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     «:........
.........: YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT :.........
..........        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ..........
..........                                          ..........
.......... THROW   THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A  VAN. ..........
.......... DECODE  THEM. SORT THEM BY  SPECIES  AND ..........
..........                  TASTE.                  ..........
.........:                                          :.........
........:« DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS «:........
.......:«; MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE ;«:.......
......:«;†  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   †;«:......
.....:«;†$ SING A TUNE  ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR $†;«:.....
....:«;†$@ ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. @$†;«:....
...:«;†$@£                                          £@$†;«:...
..:«;†$@£@ YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, @£@$†;«:..
.:«;†$@£@#  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   #@£@$†;«:.
..:«;†$@£@ OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL @£@$†;«:..
...:«;†$@£ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END £@$†;«:...
....:«;†$@ OF  IT, BUT  I DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST @$†;«:....
.....:«;†$ RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. $†;«:.....
......:«;†                                          †;«:......
.......:«;                                          ;«:.......
........:«                                          «:........
.........:                                          :.........
..........                                          ..........
..........                                          ..........