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,,,,,,,,,~    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~* YARDS,  OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT *~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~*%        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         %*~,,,,,,,
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,,,,,~*%%# THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A  VAN. #%%*~,,,,,
,,,,~*%%## DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM  BY SPECIES  AND ##%%*~,,,,
,,,~*%%###                  TASTE.                  ###%%*~,,,
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,,,~*%%### DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ###%%*~,,,
,,,,~*%%## MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR THE  WHOLE ##%%*~,,,,
,,,,,~*%%#  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   #%%*~,,,,,
,,,,,,~*%% SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO  YOUR %%*~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~*% ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. %*~,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,~ YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~*  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   *~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~*% OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL %*~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~*%% APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END %%*~,,,,,,
,,,,,~*%%# OF  IT, BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST #%%*~,,,,,
,,,,~*%%## RUIN  YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN   YOU. ##%%*~,,,,
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