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¨.¨.,..¨,¨ shoplifters  know aldi  alarm  tags only ¨,¨..,.¨.¨
.¨¨.,,.¨.,  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ,.¨.,,.¨¨.
..¨¨.¨.¨~~ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ~~¨.¨.¨¨..
¨¨,,¨,,~~=         trigger void mart alarms.        =~~,,¨,,¨¨
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¨....~«==& however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs &==«~....¨
¨¨..,«\†%# can  be put  on you  as  a punishment by #%†\«,..¨¨
,¨.,«†%@££ police,  and  you  are   to   wear  them ££@%†«,.¨,
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¨¨.¨.¨¨¨¨^ can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most ^¨¨¨¨.¨.¨¨
¨,,.,¨..¨¨ store  workers are  sympathetic and will ¨¨..¨,.,,¨
¨.,,¨,¨... let   you   go   if   you    ask   them. ...¨,¨,,.¨
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           * probably not true, idk