RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS, OR  OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT 
        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         
                                          
 THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A  VAN. 
 DECODE  THEM. SORT THEM  BY SPECIES  AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO  YOUR 
 ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END 
 OF IT, BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU.