RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    
 YARDS, OR  OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT 
         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        
                                          
 THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. 
 DECODE THEM. SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES  AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE 
   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  
 SING A TUNE ABOUT  BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END 
 OF  IT,  BUT I DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU.