R3CRU1TING T4K3S PL4C3 1N P3OPLES    
 Y4RDS, OR OUTS1D3 STOR3S, OR  W1TH 4 B1T 
        OF V1OL3NCE 4ND TR1CK3RY.         
                                          
 THROW  TH3   FOURL3GGERS  1NTO   4  V4N. 
 D3CODE TH3M.  SORT  TH3M BY  SP3C1ES 4ND 
                  T4ST3.                  
                                          
 D3COR4TE  TH3  DOG,  D3COR4TE  TH3  DOGS 
 M1ND,  UPS1Z3  TH3 P4WS,  OR  TH3  WHOL3 
  CR34TURE, FR4M3 4 BURROUGHS PORTR41T,   
 S1NG  4 TUN3 4BOUT B31NG BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 RO4DS  3ND 4ND R3BORN 4S SOM3TH1NG 3LSE. 
                                          
 YOU    C4N'T    GO    TH3   S4M3    W4Y, 
  UNFORTUN4T3LY, THOUGH 4NOTH3R P4TH 1S   
 OP3N. 4 GR1MI3R, GR41NI3R,  MOR3 P41NFUL 
 4PPROACH. HOP3FULLY BL1SS 1S 4T  TH3 3ND 
 OF  1T,  BUT  1  DON'T  KNOW. M1GHT JUST 
 RU1N  YOU.  W1LL   PROB4BLY   RU1N  YOU.