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##$†~^,,,,     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ,,,,^~†$##
###$†~^,,, YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT ,,,^~†$###
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####$†~^,, THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A   VAN. ,,^~†$####
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$†~^,,,,,, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,,,,,,^~†$
†~^,,,,,,, MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE ,,,,,,,^~†
~^,,,,,,,,   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ,,,,,,,,^~
^,,,,,,,,, SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ,,,,,,,,,^
,,,,,,,,,, ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, OF  IT,  BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT JUST ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. ,,,,,,,,,,
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