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##¤%**»,¨¨ ¤               HANDCUFFS              ¤ ¨¨,»**%¤##
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##$$\»^.¨. shoplifters  know aldi  alarm tags  only .¨.^»\$$##
#$†*-.,.¨¨  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¨¨.,.-*†$#
@%^=~...,. know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only .,...~=^%@
§;»^,¨¨..¨         trigger void mart alarms.        ¨..¨¨,^»;§
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~^,.,,,¨,¨ however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs ¨,¨,,,.,^~
:,,¨..¨¨¨. can be  put on you  as a  punishment  by .¨¨¨..¨,,:
,¨¨,¨,¨,,¨ police,  and  you  are   to  wear   them ¨,,¨,¨,¨¨,
,...¨,¨.¨¨           indefenitely forever           ¨¨.¨,¨...,
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$==~:..... . . And They Will Trigger All Alarms . . .....:~==$
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##@§§*:«., while  this  is distressing at first and ,.«:*§§@##
##¤§%/=^¨, can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most ,¨^=/%§¤##
@#§*\-:.,¨ store workers  are sympathetic and  will ¨,.:-\*§#@
#**†=-,,,. let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. .,,,-=†**#
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           * probably not true, idk