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@#**=,,¨¨¨     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ¨¨¨,,=**#@
@#*~~~¨¨¨¨ YARDS,  OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ¨¨¨¨~~~*#@
##**=~¨¨¨¨        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ¨¨¨¨~=**##
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#@##%*=~,¨ THROW   THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A  VAN. ¨,~=*%##@#
@@##%*=~,¨ DECODE  THEM.  SORT THEM BY  SPECIES AND ¨,~=*%##@@
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#@##%*=~,¨ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ¨,~=*%##@#
##@##%*=~, MIND,  UPSIZE THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ,~=*%##@##
#@##%*=~,¨  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ¨,~=*%##@#
##%%%*=~,¨ SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ¨,~=*%%%##
#@##%*=~,¨ ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ¨,~=*%##@#
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##%*~~~,¨¨ YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, ¨¨,~~~*%##
##**~¨¨¨¨¨  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ¨¨¨¨¨~**##
##@#%*=~,¨ OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL ¨,~=*%#@##
##@#%*=~,¨ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END ¨,~=*%#@##
#%=~~¨¨¨¨¨ OF  IT,  BUT  I DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT JUST ¨¨¨¨¨~~=%#
#%*====~,¨ RUIN  YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN   YOU. ¨,~====*%#
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