..=:%%&### ###&%%:=..
..=:%%&### ###&%%:=..
..=:%%&### ###&%%:=..
....==::%& &%::==....
..=:%%&### ###&%%:=..
..=:%%&### R3CRU1TING T4K3S PL4C3 1N P3OPLES ###&%%:=..
.......=%& Y4RDS, OR OUTS1D3 STOR3S, OR W1TH 4 B1T &%=.......
....:::%&# OF V1OL3NCE 4ND TR1CK3RY. #&%:::....
......=%&# #&%=......
..=:%%&### THROW TH3 FOURL3GGERS 1NTO 4 V4N. ###&%%:=..
....=%%&&& D3CODE TH3M. SORT TH3M BY SP3C1ES 4ND &&&%%=....
..=:%%&### T4ST3. ###&%%:=..
....=:%&&# #&&%:=....
......=:%# D3COR4TE TH3 DOG, D3COR4TE TH3 DOGS #%:=......
..=:%%&### M1ND, UPS1Z3 TH3 P4WS, OR TH3 WHOL3 ###&%%:=..
..=:%%#### CR34TURE, FR4M3 4 BURROUGHS PORTR41T, ####%%:=..
..=:%%&### S1NG 4 TUN3 4BOUT B31NG BROUGHT TO YOUR ###&%%:=..
.......:%& RO4DS 3ND 4ND R3BORN 4S SOM3TH1NG 3LSE. &%:.......
..=:%%&### ###&%%:=..
..=:%%&&## YOU C4N'T GO TH3 S4M3 W4Y, ##&&%%:=..
.....:%%&# UNFORTUN4T3LY, THOUGH 4NOTH3R P4TH 1S #&%%:.....
....=:%%%# OP3N. 4 GR1MI3R, GR41NI3R, MOR3 P41NFUL #%%%:=....
....=:%%&# 4PPROACH. HOP3FULLY BL1SS 1S 4T TH3 3ND #&%%:=....
..=:%%&### OF 1T, BUT 1 DON'T KNOW. M1GHT JUST ###&%%:=..
..=:%%&### RU1N YOU. W1LL PROB4BLY RU1N YOU. ###&%%:=..
..=:%%%%&# #&%%%%:=..
....:%%%&# #&%%%:....
..=:%%&### ###&%%:=..
..=:%%&### ###&%%:=..
..=:%%%%## ##%%%%:=..
......=%&# #&%=......