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..:-\†@@## PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ##@@†\-:..
...:-\†@@# OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL #@@†\-:...
....:-\†@@ OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I @@†\-:....
.....:-\†@ START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT @†\-:.....
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.......:-\ I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME \-:.......
......:-\† [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME †\-:......
.....:-\†@ SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET @†\-:.....
....:-\†@@ EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T @@†\-:....
...:-\†@@# KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE #@@†\-:...
..:-\†@@## TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ##@@†\-:..
.:-\†@@### YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ###@@†\-:.
..:-\†@@## BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER ##@@†\-:..
...:-\†@@# "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR #@@†\-:...
....:-\†@@ YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT @@†\-:....
.....:-\†@ HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY @†\-:.....
......:-\† MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. †\-:......
.......:-\ SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY \-:.......
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