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.......... PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ..........
.......... OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ..........
.......... OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ..........
........., START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ,.........
........,~ OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ~,........
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....,~:$$# [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME #$$:~,....
...,~:$$#@ SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET @#$$:~,...
..,~:$$#@# EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T #@#$$:~,..
.,~:$$#@## KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ##@#$$:~,.
..,~:$$#@# TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN #@#$$:~,..
...,~:$$#@ YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL @#$$:~,...
....,~:$$# BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER #$$:~,....
.....,~:$$ "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR $$:~,.....
......,~:$ YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT $:~,......
.......,~: HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY :~,.......
........,~ MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ~,........
........., SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ,.........
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