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....:~:*¤&                * MC EGG *                &¤*:~:....
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........:~    MC EGG, FROM MARIGOLD CINDUSTRIES     ~:........
.........:           "THE EGG YOU CAN EAT"          :.........
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.........: ONE AND  A  HALF DOLLARS  A PIECE, MAYBE :.........
........:~ TWO   FOR    TWO    IF   YOU'RE    LUCKY ~:........
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......:~:*          IT'S INCREDIBLY SAFE.           *:~:......
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....:~:*¤& NO  INVOLUNTARY MENTAL  REACH  WOULD  BE &¤*:~:....
...:~:*¤&# ALLOWED, THE  EGG'S  CENTER  WOULD  KEEP #&¤*:~:...
..:~:*¤&##   STILL IN AN OSCILLATING ENVIRONMENT    ##&¤*:~:..
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