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.....~=*^£     MC EGG, FROM MARIGOLD CINDUSTRIES    £^*=~.....
....~=*^£#           "THE EGG YOU CAN EAT"          #£^*=~....
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..~=*^£#¶@ ONE AND  A HALF DOLLARS  A PIECE,  MAYBE @¶#£^*=~..
.~=*^£#¶@# TWO    FOR    TWO   IF    YOU'RE   LUCKY #@¶#£^*=~.
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...~=*^£#¶           IT'S INCREDIBLY SAFE.          ¶#£^*=~...
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.....~=*^£ NO  INVOLUNTARY MENTAL  REACH  WOULD  BE £^*=~.....
......~=*^ ALLOWED,  THE  EGG'S CENTER  WOULD  KEEP ^*=~......
.......~=*    STILL IN AN OSCILLATING ENVIRONMENT   *=~.......
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