the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it was  illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in the  day  she slept, in 
 the eve she sold her wares, and  in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about the  golden  m. 
 the  old tavern had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became a  little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough there  came  a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i  mean))  and  as  such  he of 
 course thought it a  good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of  a cook, and even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity.  however he 
 was kind  of a hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he  got scammed out of the  cart by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!