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¨~~†%*§§§§ ¨¨ ~~ ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ~~ ¨¨ §§§§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶¶# ##¶§*% M %*§¶## #¶¶§*%†~~¨
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¨~~†%*§¶## LETS HEAR IT FOR ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§§¶¶ ††† MC DONALDS ††† ¶¶§§*%†~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~%%§ §%%~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~†%*§¶## WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨¨¨¨~††%*§ ~ CHEESEBURGER ~ §*%††~¨¨¨¨
¨~~†%%*§¶# ~ NUGGETS ~ #¶§*%%†~~¨
¨¨~~†††%%§ ~ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ~ §%%†††~~¨¨
¨~~~~†*§§§ ~ FRIES ~ §§§*†~~~~¨
¨~~†%%**¶¶ ~ CARBONATED WATER ~ ¶¶**%%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## ~ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ~ ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## ~ BIG MAC ~ ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## ~ COFFEE ~ ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~%%§ §§§§§ † §§§§§ §%%~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~†%§# #§%†~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~†%*§¶## IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~%*§ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK §*%~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~†%§ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A §%†~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~†%*§§§# FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. #§§§*%†~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~%§# IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE #§%~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~†%*§§¶# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #¶§§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~~†††%§¶ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¶§%†††~~~¨
¨~~†††%*§# #§*%†††~~¨
¨~~†%*§§¶# SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #¶§§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~†%§ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME §%†~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~†%*§¶## PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨¨¨¨~†**§§ §§**†~¨¨¨¨
¨~~†%*§¶## AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§### HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ###§*%†~~¨
¨~~††%%§§# ~¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨~ #§§%%††~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~%%§ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. §%%~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~†††%§¶# THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND #¶§%†††~~¨
¨¨¨¨~~†*¶# DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. #¶*†~~¨¨¨¨
¨~~†††*§¶# MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS #¶§*†††~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## NEW AND FRESH. ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%%*§¶¶ ¶¶§*%%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨¨~~~†††*¶ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¶*†††~~~¨¨
¨~~†%*§### SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ###§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§### TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ###§*%†~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~†*§ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. §*†~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~†%*§¶## ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨¨¨¨~†%§§§ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, §§§%†~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~~%§ FOREVER. §%~~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~†%*§¶## ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## §§§ † §§§ ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨¨¨¨~~~†*¶ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¶*†~~~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~%%%*§ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE §*%%%~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~††%**¶ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¶**%††~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~%§ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW §%~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~†%*§¶¶# IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #¶¶§*%†~~¨
¨¨¨¨~~†**¶ ¶**†~~¨¨¨¨
¨~~†%*§¶¶# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #¶¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%***§¶ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¶§***%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~~††%§§§ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM §§§%††~~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*¶### (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ###¶*%†~~¨
¨~~†††**§¶ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¶§**†††~~¨
¨¨~~†%*§§¶ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¶§§*%†~~¨¨
¨~~†%*§¶## ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶¶¶ ¶¶¶§*%†~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~%§# WHICH HE DID. #§%~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~†%*§¶## ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## §§ † §§ ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~†%§ §%†~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~†%§ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED §%†~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~†%*§¶## OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~%§¶ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¶§%~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~%*¶ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¶*%~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~†%*§§¶¶ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¶¶§§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨¨¨~~~%%*¶ LIKED IT! ¶*%%~~~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~~~†*¶ ¶*†~~~¨¨¨¨
¨~~~~~~~%§ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY §%~~~~~~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶## RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~%*§ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY §*%~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~†%*§¶## FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ##¶§*%†~~¨
¨~~~~†%%§# THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL #§%%†~~~~¨
¨~~†%*§¶¶¶ OVER THE PLANET. ¶¶¶§*%†~~¨
¨¨¨~~~~†*§ §*†~~~~¨¨¨
¨~~~~††**¶ § † § ¶**††~~~~¨
¨¨~~~††*¶# #¶*††~~~¨¨
¨¨~~~†%§§¶ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¶§§%†~~~¨¨
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