The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All Began  A Thousand  Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From  A Tavern  After  A 
 Few  Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices, Operating  Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The Same 
 Place  Long.  In  The Day She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She Sold Her Wares,  And In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few Years,  MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.  She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked About  The Golden  M. 
 The  Old Tavern Had  Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She Became  A Little  Too  Well 
 Known.   The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A Shorter  And 
 Shorter  Time In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And Soon Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started Watching  For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The  Cart, And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,  A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He   Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I Mean))  And As  Such  He  Of 
 Course  Thought It A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T All  That Of  A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly Fell  Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was  Kind Of  A Hardhat  And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern Didn'T Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In  The Process Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At  Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He    Vowed   To   Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How  He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually  He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For  Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The  Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out  Of  The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project, And  Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!