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.,~†^£§### UNICORN MEAT  IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND ###§£^†~,.
.,~†^£§### SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ###§£^†~,.
....~†£§§§ SHRIMP-LIKE  TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED §§§£†~....
..,,,~^^§# - MIXED  WITH  LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, #§^^~,,,..
.,~†^£§### THEN  SEALED  IN A  DARK  ROOM  (OR PIT) ###§£^†~,.
....,,†^§#       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        #§^†,,....
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..,~†^££§# EATING  THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL #§££^†~,..
.,~†£§#### LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU  LOSE  THE GRACE ####§£†~,.
.,~†£§#### OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ####§£†~,.
.,~†^£§### CLAIM YOU.  IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED  THAT ###§£^†~,.
.,~†^£§### THIS DOES  NOT  PREVENT YOUR  BODY  FROM ###§£^†~,.
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.,~†^£§###   ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ###§£^†~,.
.,~†^£§###  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ###§£^†~,.
....~~††^§     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    §^††~~....
.,~†^£§§§#                  NORSE.                  #§§§£^†~,.
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.,~†^£§###    ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   ###§£^†~,.
.,~†^£§###  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ###§£^†~,.
...,†^^§##   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ##§^^†,...
....,,†£§#          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         #§£†,,....
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.,~†^^^§##   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ##§^^^†~,.
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.,~†^£§###   ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  ###§£^†~,.
.,~†^£§###  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   ###§£^†~,.
......~†^§            CATS AT AGE NINE.             §^†~......
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....,,†£§#     ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     #§£†,,....
.,~†^£§###     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ###§£^†~,.
.,~†^£§###     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      ###§£^†~,.
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....,~†£§#   ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    #§£†~,....
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.,~†^£§###   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ###§£^†~,.
.,~†^£§### SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  ###§£^†~,.
...,,†††£§         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        §£†††,,...
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