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#@%^^^«¨¨¨ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¨¨¨«^^^%@#
@§%%%««¨¨¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨¨¨««%%%§@
##@§%%^«.¨ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨.«^%%§@##
§%«...¨¨¨¨ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ¨¨¨¨...«%§
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###@§%^«.¨ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨.«^%§@###
##@§%%^«.¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ¨.«^%%§@##
@@%%^«...¨ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ¨...«^%%@@
@§§%%%^«.¨ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨.«^%%%§§@
@@%^««.¨¨¨ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ¨¨¨.««^%@@
##@§%%^«.¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨.«^%%§@##
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@%%««¨¨¨¨¨ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ¨¨¨¨¨««%%@
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##@§%%^«.¨ % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ¨.«^%%§@##
##@§%%^«.¨ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¨.«^%%§@##
##@§%%^«.¨ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¨.«^%%§@##
#§%%^«¨¨¨¨ NORSE. ¨¨¨¨«^%%§#
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#§%«..¨¨¨¨ % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ¨¨¨¨..«%§#
##@§%%^«.¨ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¨.«^%%§@##
###§%%^«.¨ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¨.«^%%§###
##@§%%^«.¨ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ¨.«^%%§@##
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##@§%%^«.¨ % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ¨.«^%%§@##
@%%^..¨¨¨¨ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¨¨¨¨..^%%@
###§%%^«.¨ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¨.«^%%§###
##@§%%^«.¨ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¨.«^%%§@##
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##@§%%^«.¨ % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ¨.«^%%§@##
##@§%%^«.¨ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ¨.«^%%§@##
§§%%%^.¨¨¨ CATS AT AGE NINE. ¨¨¨.^%%%§§
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##@§%%^«.¨ % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ¨.«^%%§@##
§%^^«¨¨¨¨¨ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ¨¨¨¨¨«^^%§
§%%%%^«.¨¨ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ¨¨.«^%%%%§
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#§%%«.¨¨¨¨ % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¨¨¨¨.«%%§#
###§%%^«.¨ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¨.«^%%§###
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@@§§%%^«.¨ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¨.«^%%§§@@
##@§%%^«.¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨.«^%%§@##
##@§%%^«.¨ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ¨.«^%%§@##
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