...~~^^^@#                                          #@^^^~~...
.....~^^$@                                          @$^^~.....
.~«^^$@¶¶¶                                          ¶¶¶@$^^«~.
....~~~^$¶                                          ¶$^~~~....
...~««^^$@                                          @$^^««~...
.~«^^$@¶## PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ##¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶##                                          ##¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶## #####################««««««««««««««««««« ##¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶##                                          ##¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶## UNICORN  MEAT IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND ##¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^@¶### SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ###¶@^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶## SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS  USUALLY CURED ##¶@$^^«~.
..~~^^^^@@ - MIXED  WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF  SALT, @@^^^^~~..
.~«^^$@¶## THEN  SEALED IN  A  DARK  ROOM (OR  PIT) ##¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶¶#        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       #¶¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶##                                          ##¶@$^^«~.
...~«^$$$@ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID  TO GIVE ETERNAL @$$$^«~...
.~«^^$@¶## LIFE.  BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE  GRACE ##¶@$^^«~.
.~«^$@¶### OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ###¶@$^«~.
.....~«^$¶ CLAIM  YOU. IT HAS BEEN  DISCOVERED THAT ¶$^«~.....
......«^@# THIS DOES NOT  PREVENT  YOUR  BODY  FROM #@^«......
.~«^^$@¶## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^$$@@@                                          @@@$$^^«~.
.~«^^$@### «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ###@$^^«~.
.....«^^@@                                          @@^^«.....
.~«^^$@###           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ###@$^^«~.
.~«^^$¶###           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ###¶$^^«~.
.~«^^^^$¶¶                                          ¶¶$^^^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶##   ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ##¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶##   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  ##¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶##     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ##¶@$^^«~.
..~««^^^$@                  NORSE.                  @$^^^««~..
.~«^$@¶###                                          ###¶@$^«~.
.~«^^$$$$@   ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    @$$$$^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶##  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ##¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶##   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ##¶@$^^«~.
.~~«^^^$$¶         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          ¶$$^^^«~~.
.~«^^^^^@@                                          @@^^^^^«~.
...««^$$¶#  ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  #¶$$^««...
.~«^^$@¶##    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     ##¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶¶¶  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ¶¶¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶##   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ##¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶##                                          ##¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶##  ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   ##¶@$^^«~.
....««^$$@   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  @$$^««....
.~««^^^$@#             CATS AT AGE NINE.            #@$^^^««~.
.~«^^$@¶¶#                                          #¶¶@$^^«~.
.....«^^$@     ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     @$^^«.....
....~^^$$¶     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ¶$$^^~....
.~«^^$@¶##      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     ##¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶##                                          ##¶@$^^«~.
...~««^$@¶    ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   ¶@$^««~...
.~«^^$¶###             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ###¶$^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶##                                          ##¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶## ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ##¶@$^^«~.
...~~^^^@¶   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ¶@^^^~~...
...~«^$@¶#  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO #¶@$^«~...
...«^^^^@¶         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        ¶@^^^^«...
.~«^^$@¶##                                          ##¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^$@¶##                                          ##¶@$^^«~.
.~«^^$$$@¶                                          ¶@$$$^^«~.
.~«^^^^$$@                                          @$$^^^^«~.
.~«^^$@@¶¶                                          ¶¶@@$^^«~.