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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-« SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS «-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«; SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ;«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-«;% - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, %;«-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-«;%§ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) §%;«-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-«;%§& TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. &§%;«-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨-«;%§&# #&§%;«-¨¨¨
¨¨-«;%§&## EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ##&§%;«-¨¨
¨-«;%§&### LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ###&§%;«-¨
¨¨-«;%§&## OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ##&§%;«-¨¨
¨¨¨-«;%§&# CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT #&§%;«-¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-«;%§& THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM &§%;«-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-«;%§ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. §%;«-¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- NOTABLE PERSONS WITH -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- NORSE. -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-« «-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«; % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ;«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-«;% PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH %;«-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-«;%§ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. §%;«-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-«;%§& COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. &§%;«-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨-«;%§&# #&§%;«-¨¨¨
¨¨-«;%§&## % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ##&§%;«-¨¨
¨-«;%§&### NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ###&§%;«-¨
¨¨-«;%§&## FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ##&§%;«-¨¨
¨¨¨-«;%§&# NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. #&§%;«-¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-«;%§& &§%;«-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-«;%§ % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN §%;«-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-«;% MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY %;«-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«; CATS AT AGE NINE. ;«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-« «-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-« % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN «-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«; A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ;«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-«;% SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO %;«-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-«;%§ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. §%;«-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-«;%§& &§%;«-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨-«;%§&# #&§%;«-¨¨¨
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