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.......... PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ..........
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^......... UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND .........^
~^........ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ........^~
*~^....... SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED .......^~*
=*~^...... - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ......^~*=
*=*~^..... THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) .....^~*=*
£*=*~^.... TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ....^~*=*£
@£*=*~^... ...^~*=*£@
#@£*=*~^.. EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ..^~*=*£@#
##@£*=*~^. LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE .^~*=*£@##
#@£*=*~^.. OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ..^~*=*£@#
@£*=*~^... CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ...^~*=*£@
£*=*~^.... THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ....^~*=*£
*=*~^..... GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. .....^~*=*
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^......... NOTABLE PERSONS WITH .........^
.......... UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ..........
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.......... = DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ..........
.......... THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ..........
.......... IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ..........
.......... NORSE. ..........
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^......... = PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF .........^
~^........ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ........^~
*~^....... BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. .......^~*
=*~^...... COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ......^~*=
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£*=*~^.... = AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ....^~*=*£
@£*=*~^... NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ...^~*=*£@
#@£*=*~^.. FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ..^~*=*£@#
##@£*=*~^. NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. .^~*=*£@##
#@£*=*~^.. ..^~*=*£@#
@£*=*~^... = A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ...^~*=*£@
£*=*~^.... MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ....^~*=*£
*=*~^..... CATS AT AGE NINE. .....^~*=*
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*~^....... = DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS .......^~*
~^........ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ........^~
^......... GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? .........^
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.......... = TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ..........
.......... INTO DEEP SPACE. ..........
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.......... = OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ..........
.......... A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ..........
.......... SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ..........
^......... REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. .........^
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