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.......~=† UNICORN  MEAT  IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT  AND †=~.......
........~= SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS =~........
.........~ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE  IT IS USUALLY CURED ~.........
.......... - MIXED  WITH  LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ..........
.......... THEN  SEALED IN  A  DARK  ROOM  (OR PIT) ..........
..........       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        ..........
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........~= EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE  ETERNAL =~........
.......~=† LIFE. BY  INDULGING, YOU  LOSE THE GRACE †=~.......
......~=†% OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL %†=~......
.....~=†%£ CLAIM  YOU. IT HAS BEEN  DISCOVERED THAT £%†=~.....
....~=†%£@ THIS  DOES NOT  PREVENT YOUR  BODY  FROM @£%†=~....
...~=†%£@# GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. #@£%†=~...
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...~=†%£@#           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           #@£%†=~...
....~=†%£@           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           @£%†=~....
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......~=†%   % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   %†=~......
.......~=†   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  †=~.......
........~=     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    =~........
.........~                  NORSE.                  ~.........
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..........    % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   ..........
..........  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ..........
.........~   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ~.........
........~=          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         =~........
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......~=†%  % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  %†=~......
.....~=†%£    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     £%†=~.....
....~=†%£@  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  @£%†=~....
...~=†%£@#   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   #@£%†=~...
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.~=†%£@###  % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   ###@£%†=~.
..~=†%£@##  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   ##@£%†=~..
...~=†%£@#            CATS AT AGE NINE.             #@£%†=~...
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.....~=†%£     % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     £%†=~.....
......~=†%     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     %†=~......
.......~=†     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      †=~.......
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.........~    % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   ~.........
..........             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ..........
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..........  % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ..........
.........~   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ~.........
........~= SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  =~........
.......~=†         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        †=~.......
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