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,,,,^~**$& page on unicorn meat.                    &$**~^,,,,
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,,,,,,,,^~ unicorn  meat  is  oily, iridiescent and ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ slightly   translucent.   due   to   its ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, shrimp-like texture it is usually  cured ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ -  mixed with large  quantities of salt, ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ then  sealed  in  a dark room  (or  pit) ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~*       to dry over several months.        *~^,,,,,,,
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,,,,,^~**$ eating the meat is  said to give eternal $**~^,,,,,
,,,,^~**$& life. by indulging, you lose  the  grace &$**~^,,,,
,,,^~**$&¶ of  all  gods,  and  no  afterlife  will ¶&$**~^,,,
,,^~**$&¶# claim  you. it has been discovered  that #¶&$**~^,,
,^~**$&¶## this does  not  prevent your  body  from ##¶&$**~^,
,,^~**$&¶# getting hurt or ruined, please be aware. #¶&$**~^,,
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,,,,,,^~**           notable persons with           **~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~*           unicorn immortality:           *~^,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,^   * dremgar alfhildsson, decapitated a   ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,  thousand years ago, body burned. head   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^     is kept in oxford, tenures in old    ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~                  norse.                  ~^,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,^~**   * petty king oxmond, locked himself    **~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~**$  permanently inside the temple of salah  $**~^,,,,,
,,,,^~**$&   ben salah to escape all bodily harm.   &$**~^,,,,
,,,^~**$&¶         communicates via radio.          ¶&$**~^,,,
,,^~**$&¶#                                          #¶&$**~^,,
,^~**$&¶##  * aix swylke, theorized that she would  ##¶&$**~^,
,,^~**$&¶#    not need to eat or breathe. was a     #¶&$**~^,,
,,,^~**$&¶  feared assasin for a long time but has  ¶&$**~^,,,
,,,,^~**$&   not been seen for two hundred years.   &$**~^,,,,
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,,,,,,^~**   * a boy called jackson, given unicorn  **~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~*   meat by his father, torn and eaten by  *~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~            cats at age nine.             ~^,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,,     * djend, who ate the meat of his     ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^     enemies, living but crazed "with     ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~     glory", probably prion disease?      ~^,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,^~**   * timothy leary, launched by rocket    **~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~**$             into deep space.             $**~^,,,,,
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,,,^~**$&¶ * oleg firmamnov, presently residing in  ¶&$**~^,,,
,,^~**$&¶#   a small house on the kola peninsula,   #¶&$**~^,,
,^~**$&¶##  surrounded by a small army of monks who ##¶&$**~^,
,,^~**$&¶#         refuse to leave his side.        #¶&$**~^,,
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