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..:~/†%### # % . # % . # % Lying # % .  # % . # % . ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### #   %   .    In   My   Room,   #   %   . ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### # Arms Flopped Over The Edge Of The Bed. ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### #  % . Something  Poking  My Left  Hand, ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### #     %     .      Something      Slimy, ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### #  % .  Slithering  Around The  Fingers, ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### #   %    .   Up   The   Arm.   #   %   . ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### Is   It   Drug-Fueled  Apathy?  #  %   . ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### #   %   .  I   Don'T   Move   The   Arm. ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### #    %   .    #    %    .    #    %    . ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### Whatever It Is That'S  Tasting Me, # % . ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### It   Moves    Further   Up,   #   %    . ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### Reaches    The    Armpit.    #    %    . ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### I  Turn   My  Head  Toward  It.  #  %  . ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### #    %    .   Looks    Like    Seagrass. ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### #   %  .  It'S  Kinda  Cute.   #   %   . ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### #    %   .    #    %    .    #    %    . ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### # % .  Once It'S  Up My  Neck And  On My ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### Face,    I    Bite    It.    #    %    . ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### # % .  The Texture Is  Like  That  Of  A ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### Juicy      #      %       .       Grape, ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### #  % . And The  Squish Tastes Like Sweet ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### #    %   .    #   %    .   Cucumber.   . ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### # % . It'S Very Good. # % .  And I # % . ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### Suck   More   Of   It   In.    #   %   . ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### #    %    .    Chew    It.    #    %   . ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### # % . The Seagrass Doesn'T Seem To Mind. ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### #    %    .    #    %    .    #   %    . ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### %  ~  Apathy  Gone,  I   Sit   Up.  %  ~ ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### %  ~   The Tendrils Are Stuck Under  % ~ ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### % ~  My Shirt, %  ~  Entering By The Arm ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### And Exiting  Through  The  Collar.  %  ~ ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### % ~ This  Makes It  Hard For Me To  Push ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### More   Of   It   In   My   Mouth.  %   ~ ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### % ~ I Make To Remove The  Shirt, But The ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### Seagrass Finally  Protests When I Try To ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### Move    My     Left     Arm.     %     ~ ###%†/~:..
.:~/†%#### %  ~   So  -  Eating  It  Is  Ok,  %   ~ ####%†/~:.
..:~/†%### % ~ % ~  Moving  It Is  Not.  %  ~  %  ~ ###%†/~:..
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