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..~~*%£@## # & . # & . # & LYING # & . # & . # & . ##@£%*~~..
.~~*%£@### # & . IN MY ROOM, # & . ###@£%*~~.
..~~*%£@## # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ##@£%*~~..
...~~*%£@# # & . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, #@£%*~~...
....~~*%£@ # & . SOMETHING SLIMY, @£%*~~....
.....~~*%£ # & . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, £%*~~.....
....~~*%£@ # & . UP THE ARM. # & . @£%*~~....
...~~*%£@# IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # & . #@£%*~~...
..~~*%£@## # & . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ##@£%*~~..
.~~*%£@### # & . # & . # & . ###@£%*~~.
..~~*%£@## WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # & . ##@£%*~~..
...~~*%£@# IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # & . #@£%*~~...
....~~*%£@ REACHES THE ARMPIT. # & . @£%*~~....
.....~~*%£ I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # & . £%*~~.....
....~~*%£@ # & . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. @£%*~~....
...~~*%£@# # & . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # & . #@£%*~~...
..~~*%£@## # & . # & . # & . ##@£%*~~..
.~~*%£@### # & . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ###@£%*~~.
..~~*%£@## FACE, I BITE IT. # & . ##@£%*~~..
...~~*%£@# # & . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A #@£%*~~...
....~~*%£@ JUICY # & . GRAPE, @£%*~~....
.....~~*%£ # & . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET £%*~~.....
....~~*%£@ # & . # & . CUCUMBER. . @£%*~~....
...~~*%£@# # & . IT'S VERY GOOD. # & . AND I # & . #@£%*~~...
..~~*%£@## SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # & . ##@£%*~~..
.~~*%£@### # & . CHEW IT. # & . ###@£%*~~.
..~~*%£@## # & . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ##@£%*~~..
...~~*%£@# # & . # & . # & . #@£%*~~...
....~~*%£@ & ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. & ~ @£%*~~....
.....~~*%£ & ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER & ~ £%*~~.....
....~~*%£@ & ~ MY SHIRT, & ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM @£%*~~....
...~~*%£@# AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. & ~ #@£%*~~...
..~~*%£@## & ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ##@£%*~~..
.~~*%£@### MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. & ~ ###@£%*~~.
..~~*%£@## & ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ##@£%*~~..
...~~*%£@# SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO #@£%*~~...
....~~*%£@ MOVE MY LEFT ARM. & ~ @£%*~~....
.....~~*%£ & ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, & ~ £%*~~.....
....~~*%£@ & ~ & ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. & ~ & ~ @£%*~~....
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