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#...#.##.# @ & . @ & . @ & LYING @ & . @ & . @ & . .#.#.##...
##..###.## @ & . IN MY ROOM, @ & . ######.#..
#.#.#..##. @ ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. #.....###.
######.#.# @ & . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ##....#..#
......#### @ & . SOMETHING SLIMY, ..#...##.#
#.....#... @ & . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, #.##..#.##
.#....##.. @ & . UP THE ARM. @ & . .##.#.###.
.##...#.#. IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? @ & . .#.####..#
##.#..#### @ & . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. .###...#.#
..###.#... @ & . @ & . @ & . .#..#..###
#.#..###.. WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, @ & . ###.##.#..
####.#..#. IT MOVES FURTHER UP, @ & . ...##.###.
#...###.## REACHES THE ARMPIT. @ & . ...#.##..#
.#..#..##. I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. @ & . ...###.#.#
###.##.#.# @ & . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ...#..####
...##.#### @ & . IT'S KINDA CUTE. @ & . #..##.#...
...#.##... @ & . @ & . @ & . .#.#.###..
...###.#.. @ & . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY .#####..#.
...#..###. FACE, I BITE IT. @ & . .#....#.##
#..##.#..# @ & . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A .##...###.
##.#.###.# JUICY @ & . GRAPE, ##.#..#..#
..####..## @ & . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ..###.##.#
#.#...#.#. @ & . @ & . CUCUMBER. . ..#..##.##
.###..#### @ & . IT'S VERY GOOD. @ & . AND I @ & . ..##.#.##.
.#..#.#... SUCK MORE OF IT IN. @ & . #.#.####.#
###.####.. @ & . CHEW IT. @ & . #####...##
...##...#. @ & . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. #....#..#.
...#.#..## @ & . @ & . @ & . ##...##.##
#..####.#. & » APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. & » ..#..#.##.
##.#...### & » THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER & » ..##.###.#
..###..#.. & » MY SHIRT, & » ENTERING BY THE ARM #.#.##..##
#.#..#.##. AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. & » #####.#.#.
####.###.# & » THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH #....#####
....##..## MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. & » ##...#....
....#.#.#. & » I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE #.#..##...
....###### SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ####.#.#..
....#..... MOVE MY LEFT ARM. & » ....#####.
....##.... & » SO - EATING IT IS OK, & » #...#....#
#...#.#... & » & » MOVING IT IS NOT. & » & » ##..##...#
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