=*-^...... ......^-*=
%=*-^..... .....^-*=%
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#@&%=*-^.. ..^-*=%&@#
##@&%=*-^. # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . .^-*=%&@##
#@&%=*-^.. # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . ..^-*=%&@#
@&%=*-^... # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ...^-*=%&@
&%=*-^.... # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ....^-*=%&
%=*-^..... # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, .....^-*=%
=*-^...... # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ......^-*=
*-^....... # % . UP THE ARM. # % . .......^-*
-^........ IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . ........^-
^......... # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. .........^
.......... # % . # % . # % . ..........
.......... WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . ..........
.......... IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . ..........
.......... REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . ..........
.......... I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . ..........
^......... # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. .........^
-^........ # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . ........^-
*-^....... # % . # % . # % . .......^-*
=*-^...... # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ......^-*=
%=*-^..... FACE, I BITE IT. # % . .....^-*=%
&%=*-^.... # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ....^-*=%&
@&%=*-^... JUICY # % . GRAPE, ...^-*=%&@
#@&%=*-^.. # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ..^-*=%&@#
##@&%=*-^. # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . .^-*=%&@##
#@&%=*-^.. # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . ..^-*=%&@#
@&%=*-^... SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . ...^-*=%&@
&%=*-^.... # % . CHEW IT. # % . ....^-*=%&
%=*-^..... # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. .....^-*=%
=*-^...... # % . # % . # % . ......^-*=
*-^....... % - APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % - .......^-*
-^........ % - THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % - ........^-
^......... % - MY SHIRT, % - ENTERING BY THE ARM .........^
.......... AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % - ..........
.......... % - THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ..........
.......... MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % - ..........
.......... % - I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ..........
.......... SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ..........
^......... MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % - .........^
-^........ % - SO - EATING IT IS OK, % - ........^-
*-^....... % - % - MOVING IT IS NOT. % - % - .......^-*
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