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.......... OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ..........
.........- OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I -.........
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........-« HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY «-........
.........- MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. -.........
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