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,,,:~*%&@#                                          #@&%*~:,,,
,,:~*%&@##                                          ##@&%*~:,,
,:~*%&@###                                          ###@&%*~:,
,,:~*%&@## THEY HAVE TOLD ME  TO MOUNT IN  THE  CAR ##@&%*~:,,
,,,:~*%&@# AND  DRIVE IT  TO SOME  TOWN TO FIX SOME #@&%*~:,,,
,,,,:~*%&@ STUFF.  I DRIVE AS GOOD  AS  I  CAN  BUT @&%*~:,,,,
,,,,,:~*%& IT'S NOT HELPING.  I DONT HAVE A DRIVERS &%*~:,,,,,
,,,,,,:~*%                 LICENSE.                 %*~:,,,,,,
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,,,,,,:~*% I'M  AT  A  DAM  SLASH RIVER  SLASH  ART %*~:,,,,,,
,,,,,:~*%& PROJECT,  WHEN  I  SUDDENLY  NOTICE  I'M &%*~:,,,,,
,,,,:~*%&@ LYING FLAT ON MY  STOMACH  AND  HAVE  TO @&%*~:,,,,
,,,:~*%&@# PEDAL WITH MY HANDS. FUCK!  I UNDERSTAND #@&%*~:,,,
,,:~*%&@## QUICKLY THAT THE  ONLY OPTION HERE IS TO ##@&%*~:,,
,:~*%&@### PULL   OVER   SOMEWHERE   AND   SIT   UP ###@&%*~:,
,,:~*%&@##     STRAIGHT, AS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO      ##@&%*~:,,
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