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,,,,~:::$¤ » » $ A Multitude  Of Definitions  $ » » ¤$:::~,,,,
,,,,,,,»%¤ »   $   Does   Not   Help.   We   $    » ¤%»,,,,,,,
,,,,,»%¤¤# $     Can     Say     "Life     Is     $ #¤¤%»,,,,,
,~»:%$¤### »   $   What    We   Are,   And   $    » ###¤$%:»~,
,~»:%$¤### »  »  $  What  Things  Like  Us  $  »  » ###¤$%:»~,
,~»:%$#### »   $   Are",   But   Then   We   $    » ####$%:»~,
,~»:%$$$¤# $    Must    Also    Define    What    $ #¤$$$%:»~,
,,,,,,~»%¤ »  $  "Things  Like  Us"  Actually  $  » ¤%»~,,,,,,
,,,,~~»%¤¤ »  »  $ Entails,  How It Should  $  »  » ¤¤%»~~,,,,
,~»:%$¤### »   $   Be   Measured,   Who   Or  $   » ###¤$%:»~,
,,,,,,~:$¤ $    What    Is     The    Arbiter,    $ ¤$:~,,,,,,
,~»:%$¤¤## »   $   And   So   Instead   There  $  » ##¤¤$%:»~,
,~»:%$¤### »   »    $   Is   This   Internationally ###¤$%:»~,
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,~»:%$¤### »  » »  » $  Of  Criteria  $  »  »  »  » ###¤$%:»~,
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,~»:%$¤### - Life Must Produce Or Consume Milk      ###¤$%:»~,
,,,,~~:%¤¤ - Life Must Have A Beginning And An End  ¤¤%:~~,,,,
,~»:%$¤### - Life Can Have Dreams And Can Interact  ###¤$%:»~,
,~»:%$¤### - Life Can Steal                         ###¤$%:»~,
,~»::%%%¤# - Life Can Be Cursed                     #¤%%%::»~,
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