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.......... ON EARTH (THE PLANET WHERE I LIVE) A ..........
.......... LOT OF US HAVE ANTENNAS ON OUR HOUSES ..........
.......... OR BALCONIES, WE HAVE BUILT LARGE ..........
.......... ANTENNAS FOR LARGER BANDWITH, WE HAVE ..........
.......... BUILD SPECIALIZED ANTENNAES FOR ..........
.......... SPECIFIC WAVELENGTHS (AND SENT THEM ..........
.......... INTO ORBIT), WE'VE BUILT LARGE AS FUCK ..........
,......... ANTENNA ARRAYS .........,
=,........ WE'VE VIRTUALLY BUILT AN ANTENNA WITH A ........,=
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,......... AROUND THE GALAXY. AND WE AS A SPECIES .........,
.......... HAVE LEARNED TO TAKE ALL THAT IN ACCOUNT ..........
.......... ..........
.......... AND DESPITE ALL THIS, DESPITE ALL OUR ..........
.......... (CLICHE) BEAMING OF FUCKING STELLAR ..........
.......... RADIO PROGRAMMES OUT IN FUCKING SPACE ..........
.......... AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT (LIGHT IS OUR ..........
.......... MEDIUM! GOODSPEED YOU, BLACK EMPEROR!), ..........
,......... DESPITE GHOSTS HELPING AND THE .........,
=,........ COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS LOWPASS ........,=
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,......... A CLASS ONE-OR-THE-OTHER STAR AND THE .........,
.......... PLANET NEEDS TO BE AT A SEE-AND-SO ..........
.......... DISTANCE AWAY FROM THE STAR (LIKE THERE ..........
.......... HAS TO BE A PLANET!) ..........
.......... ..........
.......... BUT REALLY ISN'T THAT KEEPING THE ..........
.......... DEFINITION OF LIFE REALLY LAX? ..........
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