L1F3                
                                    
                                    
                                          
    4 MULT1TUD3 OF  D3F1NITIONS     
        DO3S   NOT   H3LP.   W3       
      C4N     S4Y     "L1F3     1S      
        WH4T   W3   4R3,   4ND        
       WH4T  TH1NGS  L1K3  US       
       4R3",   BUT   TH3N   W3        
     MUST    4LSO    D3F1NE    WH4T     
     "TH1NGS  L1K3  US"  4CTUALLY     
     3NT41LS, HOW  1T  SHOULD       
      B3   M34SURED,   WHO   OR       
     WH4T    1S    TH3    4RB1T3R,      
       4ND   SO   1NST34D  TH3RE      
           1S   TH1S   1NT3RN4TIONALLY 
 S4NCT1ON3D     L1ST                   
          OF CR1T3RI4           
                                          
 - L1F3 MUST PRODUC3 OR CONSUM3 M1LK      
 - L1F3 MUST H4V3 4 B3G1NNING 4ND 4N 3ND  
 - L1F3 C4N H4V3 DR34MS 4ND C4N 1NT3R4CT  
 - L1F3 C4N ST34L                         
 - L1F3 C4N B3 CURS3D