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.-~^%$§#@#                  ~~$#~~                  #@#§$%^~-.
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...-^^$§§§              ~~$  LIFE  $~~              §§§$^^-...
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.-^%$§#@##                                          ##@#§$%^-.
.---~^%$§# ~ ~  $  A MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS $ ~ ~ #§$%^~---.
.....~%$§@ ~   $   DOES    NOT   HELP.   WE   $   ~ @§$%~.....
.-~^%$§@## $     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     $ ##@§$%^~-.
...~~~^%$§ ~    $    WHAT   WE   ARE,   AND   $   ~ §$%^~~~...
.-~^%$§@## ~  ~  $  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  $  ~  ~ ##@§$%^~-.
.-~^^^%%%§ ~    $   ARE",   BUT   THEN   WE   $   ~ §%%%^^^~-.
.-~^%$§#@# $    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    $ #@#§$%^~-.
.-~^%$§#@@ ~  $  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  $  ~ @@#§$%^~-.
......~%§# ~  ~  $  ENTAILS,  HOW IT  SHOULD $  ~ ~ #§%~......
.-~^%$§#@# ~   $   BE   MEASURED,   WHO   OR   $  ~ #@#§$%^~-.
....-~~~%§ $     WHAT    IS    THE    ARBITER,    $ §%~~~-....
......-^%§ ~  $   AND   SO   INSTEAD   THERE  $   ~ §%^-......
.....~%§## ~    ~   $   IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY ##§%~.....
.-~^%$§##@ SANCTIONED      LIST      $     ~      ~ @##§$%^~-.
...-~%$$$# ~  ~  ~  ~ $  OF CRITERIA  $  ~  ~  ~  ~ #$$$%~-...
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......-~%§ - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      §%~-......
.....-^^%§ - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  §%^^-.....
.-~^%$§#@# - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  #@#§$%^~-.
.....-^$§§ - LIFE CAN STEAL                         §§$^-.....
...~~^%$#@ - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     @#$%^~~...
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