Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 On Earth  (The  Planet Where  I Live)  A 
 Lot  Of  Us Have Antennas On Our  Houses 
 Or  Balconies,  We   Have  Built   Large 
 Antennas For  Larger  Bandwith, We  Have 
      Build Specialized Antennaes For     
   Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them    
 Into Orbit), We'Ve Built  Large As  Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve Virtually Built  An Antenna With A 
          Dish As Large As Earth.         
                                          
 We'Ve  Learned About Our Position In The 
     Solar System, Our Solar Systems      
 Placement  In   The   Galaxy,   And  Our 
 Galaxys Placement In The  Local Cluster, 
 And Our  Local  Clusters  Place In The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity And The Suns Moving Around  The 
 Center Of  The  Galaxy  At  Velocity And 
 The Galaxy Is  Moving  Toward  Andromeda 
   And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise    
 Around  The Galaxy. And  We As A Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And Despite  All  This, Despite  All Our 
   (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar    
 Radio Programmes Out  In  Fucking  Space 
 At The  Speed  Of  Light  (Light Is  Our 
 Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!),  
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
    Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious   
 Beaming  Of  All  Our Secrets  In  Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No       One       Has       Answered 
                                          
                          
      Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
             So Why Is That?              
                                          
 Most  Opponents To  Intelligent Life  In 
 The Universe  Say It'S Because You  Need 
 A Class  One-Or-The-Other  Star  And The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance  Away From The Star (Like There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But  Really  Isn'T   That   Keeping  The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I Think Everyone Agrees That  We Have No 
 Idea  What  We'Re Doing (And It Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
      Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
 I'M Gonna  Go  Smoke  My Third Cigarette 
 This Year And Try To  Snatch  Some Beers 
        From The Local Beer Thing