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.§....§§..              THE SMOOTH BOY!             §§.....§§.
...§§....§ ROLAND   BOTIQUE  REMAKE  OF  THE  GREAT ...§§§....
§§....§§..          =.= EIGHT OH EIGHT =.=          §§..§..§§§
§..§§.....             FROM THE EIGHTIES            §.......§§
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.§§§§..§§. "IT CAME TO ME IN A  DREAM" AS THEY  SAY ...§§§....
..§§...... AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE §§..§..§§§
.....§§§§§ MADE,  AND THE RIGHT ANSWER  IS THAT YOU ........§.
§§§§..§§§§ HAVE  WHATEVER YOU HAVE, SOMETHING  AKIN §§§§§§§...
.§§....§§§ TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR .§§§§§..§.
....§§..§§    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    ..§§§.....
§§§......§ SLEEP BABY) MAKING AT  LAST  THE  TEA... ...§..§§§§
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§....§§..§ BUT  THE REAL DIAMONDS ARE RECLUSIVE AND §..§§§..§§
..§§...... WILL  NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU GIVE  THEM ....§....§
.....§§§§. WHAT  THEY WANT  - A REALLY REALLY CRISP .§§...§§..
§§§§..§§.. AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION,  ....§....§
§§§....... HIHATS OR NO HIHATS, KICK  WITH THE LONG .§§...§§..
.§..§§§§§§ DECAY  AND THE  TOMS, THE  BEP  BEP BOP, ....§.....
.....§§§§§ BAP,  A   QUIESCENT   SNARE...  A  CRISP .§§...§§§§
.§§§..§§§§           BITE... COWBELL....?           ....§..§§.
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§...§§..§. AND  THATS  WHY  YOU   NEED  THE  REMAKE ....§§§§§§
..§....... BECAUSE THE  ORIGINAL ONE IS IN A MUSEUM .§§..§§§§§
....§§§§§. GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. ......§§§.
§§§..§§§.. PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE  NEW ONE RUNS §§§§§..§..
.§....§...              ON AA BATTERIES             §§§§......
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