TR OH EIGHT             
                                          
                         
                                          
             THE SMOOTH BOY!              
 ROLAND  BOTIQUE  REMAKE   OF  THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
            FROM THE EIGHTIES             
                                          
 "IT CAME TO ME IN  A DREAM"  AS THEY SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE, AND THE RIGHT ANSWER IS  THAT  YOU 
 HAVE  WHATEVER YOU HAVE, SOMETHING  AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP  BABY) MAKING AT  LAST  THE TEA... 
                                          
 BUT THE REAL  DIAMONDS ARE RECLUSIVE AND 
 WILL  NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU  GIVE THEM 
 WHAT THEY WANT  - A  REALLY REALLY CRISP 
  AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION, 
 HIHATS  OR NO HIHATS, KICK WITH THE LONG 
 DECAY AND  THE  TOMS,  THE BEP  BEP BOP, 
 BAP,   A   QUIESCENT  SNARE...  A  CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND  THATS  WHY  YOU   NEED  THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE IS IN A  MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE NEW  ONE RUNS 
             ON AA BATTERIES