Tr oh eight              
                                          
                         
                                          
             The Smooth Boy!              
 Roland  Botique   Remake  Of  The  Great 
           Eight oh eight           
            From The Eighties             
                                          
 "It Came To Me  In  A Dream" As They Say 
 And  I  Thought  About  How  Dreams  Are 
 Made, And The  Right Answer Is That  You 
 Have Whatever You  Have,  Something Akin 
 To   Dried   HerbS   (Those   Are   Your 
    Thoughts) Adding Hot Water (That'S    
 Sleep Baby)  Making At Last  The  Tea... 
                                          
 But The Real Diamonds  Are Reclusive And 
 Will  Not  Appear Until  You  Give  Them 
 What They  Want - A  Really Really Crisp 
  And Smooth Eight oh eight Transmission, 
 Hihats Or No Hihats, Kick With The  Long 
 Decay And The  TomS, The  Bep  Bep  Bop, 
 Bap,  A  Quiescent   Snare...  A   Crisp 
           Bite... Cowbell....?           
                                          
 And  Thats  Why  You  Need  The   Remake 
 Because The Original One  Is In A Museum 
 Guarded By Armed Men Sworn To The Cause. 
 Plus, Being A  Botique, The New One Runs 
             On Aa Batteries