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.......:«†             THE SMOOTH BOY!              †«:.......
........:« ROLAND  BOTIQUE  REMAKE   OF  THE  GREAT «:........
.........:          «.« EIGHT OH EIGHT «.«          :.........
..........             FROM THE EIGHTIES            ..........
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........:« "IT CAME TO ME  IN  A DREAM" AS THEY SAY «:........
.......:«† AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE †«:.......
......:«†$ MADE, AND THE  RIGHT ANSWER IS  THAT YOU $†«:......
.....:«†$¤ HAVE  WHATEVER YOU  HAVE, SOMETHING AKIN ¤$†«:.....
....:«†$¤@ TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR @¤$†«:....
...:«†$¤@£    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    £@¤$†«:...
..:«†$¤@£# SLEEP  BABY)  MAKING AT  LAST THE TEA... #£@¤$†«:..
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..:«†$¤@£# BUT THE REAL DIAMONDS  ARE RECLUSIVE AND #£@¤$†«:..
...:«†$¤@£ WILL  NOT APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU  GIVE  THEM £@¤$†«:...
....:«†$¤@ WHAT THEY  WANT - A  REALLY REALLY CRISP @¤$†«:....
.....:«†$¤ AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION,  ¤$†«:.....
......:«†$ HIHATS  OR NO HIHATS, KICK WITH THE LONG $†«:......
.......:«† DECAY AND  THE  TOMS,  THE BEP BEP  BOP, †«:.......
........:« BAP,  A   QUIESCENT  SNARE...   A  CRISP «:........
.........:           BITE... COWBELL....?           :.........
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.........: AND  THATS   WHY  YOU  NEED  THE  REMAKE :.........
........:« BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE IS  IN A MUSEUM «:........
.......:«† GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. †«:.......
......:«†$ PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE NEW ONE  RUNS $†«:......
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