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 1'M L1VING  W1TH  4  FR13ND  4ND W3  4R3 
 DR1VING  TH1NGS  TO   TH3  3XTREME.  1'M 
 DRUNK THR3E TO FOUR T1M3S 4 W3EK  4ND MY 
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 1 KNOW TH3 L4YOUT OF  TH3 WHOL3 TOWN, 1N 
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         1NCOM3. 1'M DY1NG, F4ST.         
                                          
 TH3 4CTUAL  PL4C3 1S  B34UT1FUL, 4ND TH3 
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