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¨,¨¨:«**#£ shoplifters know aldi  alarm  tags  only £#**«:¨¨,¨
¨,,,~\$#@@  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  @@#$\~,,,¨
¨¨-«\%¤¶## know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ##¶¤%\«-¨¨
¨.=\=&@###         trigger void mart alarms.        ###@&=\=.¨
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...,~^$@@@ however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs @@@$^~,...
,.¨,-«/†¤@ can  be  put on  you as  a punishment by @¤†/«-,¨.,
,¨,.,,»=$¤ police,  and   you  are  to   wear  them ¤$=»,,.,¨,
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨ -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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,¨¨¨.¨.,,~ while  this is distressing at  first and ~,,.¨.¨¨¨,
.,.,¨,¨-»* can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most *»-¨,¨,.,.
.,.,¨..=†* store workers  are sympathetic  and will *†=..¨,.,.
,,,¨.~=†%¤ let   you   go    if   you   ask   them. ¤%†=~.¨,,,
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           * probably not true, idk