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*^~^,,,,,,     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ,,,,,,^~^*
^~^,,,,,,, YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT ,,,,,,,^~^
*^~^,,,,,,        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ,,,,,,^~^*
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@%*^~^,,,, THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. ,,,,^~^*%@
#@%*^~^,,, DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM  BY SPECIES  AND ,,,^~^*%@#
##@%*^~^,,                  TASTE.                  ,,^~^*%@##
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##@%*^~^,, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,,^~^*%@##
#@%*^~^,,, MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR THE  WHOLE ,,,^~^*%@#
@%*^~^,,,,   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ,,,,^~^*%@
%*^~^,,,,, SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO  YOUR ,,,,,^~^*%
*^~^,,,,,, ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ,,,,,,^~^*
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*^~^,,,,,, YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, ,,,,,,^~^*
%*^~^,,,,,   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ,,,,,^~^*%
@%*^~^,,,, OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL ,,,,^~^*%@
#@%*^~^,,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS  IS AT THE END ,,,^~^*%@#
##@%*^~^,, OF  IT, BUT  I DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ,,^~^*%@##
###@%*^~^, RUIN   YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ,^~^*%@###
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