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..........     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ..........
........., YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT ,.........
........,«         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        «,........
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......,«== THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A  VAN. ==«,......
.....,«==% DECODE THEM.  SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES AND %==«,.....
....,«==%#                  TASTE.                  #%==«,....
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..,«==%### DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ###%==«,..
.,«==%#### MIND,  UPSIZE THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ####%==«,.
,«==%#####   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  #####%==«,
.,«==%#### SING A TUNE  ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ####%==«,.
..,«==%### ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ###%==«,..
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....,«==%# YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, #%==«,....
.....,«==%   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  %==«,.....
......,«== OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ==«,......
.......,«= APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END =«,.......
........,« OF  IT,  BUT I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT JUST «,........
........., RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. ,.........
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