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,,,,,,~*¤# #¤*~,,,,,,
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,,~:%¤#### ####¤%:~,,
,,,,,~*¤¤# RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES #¤¤*~,,,,,
,,,,~~**¤¤ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ¤¤**~~,,,,
,,~:*%¤### OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY. ###¤%*:~,,
,,~:*%¤### ###¤%*:~,,
,,~:*%¤### THROW THE FOURLEGGERS INTO A VAN. ###¤%*:~,,
,,~:*%¤### DECODE THEM. SORT THEM BY SPECIES AND ###¤%*:~,,
,,~:*%¤### TASTE. ###¤%*:~,,
,,,,::%¤## ##¤%::,,,,
,,,,,,:*%¤ DECORATE THE DOG, DECORATE THE DOGS ¤%*:,,,,,,
,,~:*%¤### MIND, UPSIZE THE PAWS, OR THE WHOLE ###¤%*:~,,
,,~~::*¤¤# CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT, #¤¤*::~~,,
,,,,::*¤## SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ##¤*::,,,,
,,,~:**%## ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ##%**:~,,,
,,~:*¤#### ####¤*:~,,
,,~:*%¤### YOU CAN'T GO THE SAME WAY, ###¤%*:~,,
,,~:*%¤### UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS ###¤%*:~,,
,,~:*%¤### OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ###¤%*:~,,
,,,,,,~:%# APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END #%:~,,,,,,
,,,,~~**%¤ OF IT, BUT I DON'T KNOW. MIGHT JUST ¤%**~~,,,,
,,,,~:**¤# RUIN YOU. WILL PROBABLY RUIN YOU. #¤**:~,,,,
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