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«,¨¨.,,¨., shoplifters know aldi  alarm  tags  only ,.¨,,.¨¨,«
*~^,,,¨..,  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ,..¨,,,^~*
%\~..¨,.,. know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only .,.,¨..~\%
*%^-:,¨,,.         trigger void mart alarms.        .,,¨,:-^%*
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£&&%/»,¨., however,  if you  get  caught  handcuffs ,.¨,»/%&&£
#@¤§=^=,,, can be  put  on  you  as a punishment by ,,,=^=§¤@#
##¶#¤%\=,. police,  and   you  are  to   wear  them .,=\%¤#¶##
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**=-.¨¨¨¨¨ ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨ ¨¨¨¨¨.-=**
*=-.¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨.-=*
=-.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.-=
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,¨.¨¨¨¨,,. can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most .,,¨¨¨¨.¨,
,,,,....., store workers  are sympathetic  and will ,.....,,,,
.¨,¨,.¨¨., let   you   go   if    you   ask   them. ,.¨¨.,¨,¨.
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           * probably not true, idk