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,:=/§%¤£@# THROW THE FOURLEGGERS INTO A VAN. #@£¤%§/=:,
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,:=/§%¤£@@ CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT, @@£¤%§/=:,
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,:=/§%¤£@# YOU CAN'T GO THE SAME WAY, #@£¤%§/=:,
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