At sign, At Sign, So Many At Signs..  
                 
                                       
                                      
                                 
 Mom,   What'S   An  Internet?         
                                      
     It'S A  Kind Of  Computer Program 
 Where  You  Can  Send   Letters  To  The 
                  Tigers,                 
     Even  Such  A  Thing Is Possible. 
                                       
                                      
                                     
 How  Do  I  Get  It To  Run?  Press That 
                  Button                  
                       Over There. 
                            
                               
 Right, AndNow?               
                                         
                          Wait...   
      Mom, There'S A Pop Up.    It 
     Says The Internet Has Been Stolen! 
                                      
 What?                       Yeah,     
      Then We Must Search For It.       
                                      
 Not  In  The   Clothes  Chamber...     
    Not  In The  Ice Cream  Machine... 
 Not   Behind   The   Couch...         
                                     
  Look -  Stolen; Gone From Our World.  
                                     
                                     
  
  Here'S The Entrance  To World Three.  
  
                                       
    Ok,   Let'S   Go  Inside...       
 What  A  Coup!  Yes!        Oh  Look, 
 There'S  The  Royal   Ship  Of  Naboo... 
                                          
                                          
                 
 ***     Database     @     Stolen    *** 
 Appeared   On   The   Electro-Billboard. 
                 
                                          
                                          
 They Went  Inside  Their  House  And Saw 
 The  Modem Fast  Asleep On  The  Carpet. 
 Super  Duper  Spaceship!  Boo  Yah!  The 
 Thousandth  Planet  We  Claim  As  Ours!