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~,,,,,,,,,     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ,,,,,,,,,~
*~,,,,,,,, YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT ,,,,,,,,~*
%*~,,,,,,,         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ,,,,,,,~*%
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@#%*~,,,,, THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. ,,,,,~*%#@
@@#%*~,,,, DECODE THEM.  SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES AND ,,,,~*%#@@
#@@#%*~,,,                  TASTE.                  ,,,~*%#@@#
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#@@#%*~,,, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,,,~*%#@@#
@@#%*~,,,, MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR THE  WHOLE ,,,,~*%#@@
@#%*~,,,,,  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ,,,,,~*%#@
#%*~,,,,,, SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT  TO YOUR ,,,,,,~*%#
%*~,,,,,,, ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ,,,,,,,~*%
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~,,,,,,,,, YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ,,,,,,,,,~
,,,,,,,,,,   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, OF  IT,  BUT I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. ,,,,,,,,,,
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