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,,,,-~%%%# RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES #%%%~-,,,,
,,,-^^%¤#¶ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ¶#¤%^^-,,,
-~^%¤#¶@## OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY. ##@¶#¤%^~-
,-~^%¤#¶@# #@¶#¤%^~-,
,,,,,,-~%# THROW THE FOURLEGGERS INTO A VAN. #%~-,,,,,,
,,,,-~^^%# DECODE THEM. SORT THEM BY SPECIES AND #%^^~-,,,,
,-~^%¤#¶¶@ TASTE. @¶¶#¤%^~-,
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,-~^%¤#¶@# DECORATE THE DOG, DECORATE THE DOGS #@¶#¤%^~-,
,,,,-^¤¤¶¶ MIND, UPSIZE THE PAWS, OR THE WHOLE ¶¶¤¤^-,,,,
,,,-^%¤¤#¶ CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT, ¶#¤¤%^-,,,
,-~^%%¤¤¶¶ SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ¶¶¤¤%%^~-,
,,,,,-~%¤¶ ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ¶¤%~-,,,,,
,-~^%¤#¶@# #@¶#¤%^~-,
,-~^¤#¶@## YOU CAN'T GO THE SAME WAY, ##@¶#¤^~-,
,-~^%¤#¶¶@ UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS @¶¶#¤%^~-,
,,,,--^¤#@ OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL @#¤^--,,,,
,,,,,-^^%# APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END #%^^-,,,,,
,-~^%¤¶@## OF IT, BUT I DON'T KNOW. MIGHT JUST ##@¶¤%^~-,
,-~^%¤#¶¶@ RUIN YOU. WILL PROBABLY RUIN YOU. @¶¶#¤%^~-,
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