TAPE DREAM                
                                 
                                          
 FOR  STORING  MUSIC  ON. ALSO  DATA  BUT 
 AT   THIS  POINT   IN  TIME  THAT'S  NOT 
        REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.         
                                          
                                          
       TYPES OF TAPE      
                                          
           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           
         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         
      CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO       
       CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS        
                                          
 RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE 
         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         
                                          
                 BIAS                 
                                          
 CLASS  I  USES ONE  HUNDRED  AND  TWENTY 
   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   
 USE   SEVENTY   OF    THE   SAME   UNIT. 
                                          
                                          
        AHA AND         
                                          
 CLASS  IV IS APPARENTLY  TOO  STRONG  TO 
 BE  USED  ON  CLASS I  PLAYERS. IT  WILL 
 SOUND   TOO  LOUND   AND  IT  CANNOT  BE 
 COMPLETELY ERASED.  THIS  IS VERY  WELL. 
   MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS  
            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            
                                          
 THEY ALSO GNAW AT THE TAPE  HEADS A  BIT 
     BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.      
                                          
                                          
        ARTIFACTS         
                                          
 GOOD TAPES ARE DECENT  AND  HAVE A  GOOD 
 HIGH FREQUENCY PRESENCE,  BAD TAPES  ARE 
 LOFI IF  NOT  OUTRIGHT BAD. IDK, I KINDA 
                 LIKE IT.                 
                                          
 BIAS LOSS:  IF  YOU  FORGET THE BIAS WHO 
 KNOWS  WHATS  EVEN   ON  THERE   ANYMORE 
                                          
  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  
   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   
                                          
 WOW: A  SLOWER  FLUTTER, USUALLY SEVERAL 
 SECONDS  LONG.  WHAT UP.  BOTH  OF THESE 
   INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.    
                                          
 PRINT THROUGH:  TAPES RUB SOUND  ON EACH 
 OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG