TAPE DREAM                
                                 
                                          
 FOR  STORING  MUSIC  ON.  ALSO DATA  BUT 
 AT  THIS  POINT   IN  TIME   THAT'S  NOT 
        REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.         
                                          
                                          
       TYPES OF TAPE      
                                          
           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           
         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         
      CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO       
       CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS        
                                          
 RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE 
         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         
                                          
                 BIAS                 
                                          
 CLASS I  USES  ONE  HUNDRED  AND  TWENTY 
   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   
 USE   SEVENTY    OF   THE   SAME   UNIT. 
                                          
                                          
         AHA AND        
                                          
 CLASS  IV  IS  APPARENTLY TOO  STRONG TO 
 BE USED  ON  CLASS  I  PLAYERS.  IT WILL 
 SOUND  TOO   LOUND   AND  IT  CANNOT  BE 
 COMPLETELY  ERASED. THIS  IS VERY  WELL. 
  MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS   
            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            
                                          
 THEY ALSO GNAW AT  THE  TAPE HEADS A BIT 
     BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.      
                                          
                                          
         ARTIFACTS        
                                          
 GOOD  TAPES ARE DECENT AND HAVE  A  GOOD 
 HIGH FREQUENCY PRESENCE,  BAD  TAPES ARE 
 LOFI IF NOT OUTRIGHT  BAD.  IDK, I KINDA 
                 LIKE IT.                 
                                          
 BIAS  LOSS:  IF YOU FORGET THE  BIAS WHO 
 KNOWS  WHATS  EVEN   ON  THERE   ANYMORE 
                                          
  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  
   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   
                                          
 WOW: A  SLOWER  FLUTTER, USUALLY SEVERAL 
 SECONDS LONG. WHAT  UP.  BOTH  OF  THESE 
   INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.    
                                          
 PRINT THROUGH:  TAPES  RUB SOUND ON EACH 
 OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG