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.-«†^$#@## FOR  STORING  MUSIC  ON.  ALSO  DATA BUT ##@#$^†«-.
..-«†^$#@# AT  THIS   POINT  IN  TIME  THAT'S   NOT #@#$^†«-..
...-«†^$#@         REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.        @#$^†«-...
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......-«†^      †††††††† TYPES OF TAPE ††††††††     ^†«-......
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........-«           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           «-........
.......-«†         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         †«-.......
......-«†^       CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO      ^†«-......
.....-«†^$        CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS       $^†«-.....
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...-«†^$#@ RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE @#$^†«-...
..-«†^$#@#         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         #@#$^†«-..
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..-«†^$#@#                †† BIAS ††                #@#$^†«-..
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....-«†^$# CLASS  I  USES  ONE  HUNDRED AND  TWENTY #$^†«-....
.....-«†^$   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   $^†«-.....
......-«†^ USE   SEVENTY   OF    THE   SAME   UNIT. ^†«-......
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.....-«†^$ CLASS  IV IS  APPARENTLY TOO  STRONG  TO $^†«-.....
....-«†^$# BE  USED ON  CLASS  I  PLAYERS.  IT WILL #$^†«-....
...-«†^$#@ SOUND  TOO  LOUND  AND   IT   CANNOT  BE @#$^†«-...
..-«†^$#@# COMPLETELY  ERASED. THIS IS  VERY  WELL. #@#$^†«-..
.-«†^$#@##  MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS   ##@#$^†«-.
..-«†^$#@#            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            #@#$^†«-..
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....-«†^$# THEY ALSO GNAW  AT THE TAPE HEADS  A BIT #$^†«-....
.....-«†^$      BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.     $^†«-.....
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........-«       †††††††† ARTIFACTS ††††††††        «-........
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......-«†^ GOOD TAPES  ARE DECENT  AND HAVE  A GOOD ^†«-......
.....-«†^$ HIGH FREQUENCY  PRESENCE, BAD TAPES  ARE $^†«-.....
....-«†^$# LOFI IF NOT OUTRIGHT  BAD. IDK, I  KINDA #$^†«-....
...-«†^$#@                 LIKE IT.                 @#$^†«-...
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.-«†^$#@## BIAS  LOSS: IF  YOU  FORGET THE BIAS WHO ##@#$^†«-.
..-«†^$#@# KNOWS  WHATS  EVEN   ON  THERE   ANYMORE #@#$^†«-..
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....-«†^$#  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  #$^†«-....
.....-«†^$   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   $^†«-.....
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.......-«† WOW:  A SLOWER FLUTTER, USUALLY  SEVERAL †«-.......
........-« SECONDS LONG.  WHAT UP.  BOTH  OF  THESE «-........
.......-«†   INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.    †«-.......
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.....-«†^$ PRINT THROUGH: TAPES  RUB  SOUND ON EACH $^†«-.....
....-«†^$# OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG #$^†«-....
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