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.~»/%¤&@@# DRY. 4 COMMON S1GHT 1S 4 CR3EK OR #@@&¤%/»~.
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.~»/%¤¤¤¤@ PL4C3D N34R TO L4RG3R BOD13S OF W4T3R. @¤¤¤¤%/»~.
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.~»/%¤&@@# 1N STR4Y F13LDS 4ND 3LECTR1CITIES. #@@&¤%/»~.
.~»/%¤&@@@ SUP3RST1TION 3X1ST TH4T TH3Y 4LSO @@@&¤%/»~.
.~»/%¤&@@# 4FF3CT SP1RITS, G1JINK4S, 4ND 3VEN TH3 #@@&¤%/»~.
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