I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side Of  The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It Closely  So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!