I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It  Closely So That I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!