I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It  Closely So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!