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........^~ A  COFFEE  POT CAN  ACTUALLY  BE A  VERY ~^........
.......^~* SENSUAL     #:::#      #:::#      AFFAIR *~^.......
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....^~*§#@ . HIGH INTERNAL PRESSURE... NOZZLES... . @#§*~^....
...^~*§#@@ SLEEK    METAL    PARTS...        .    . @@#§*~^...
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.^~*§#@@## AFTERWARDS, IN THE NEXT  MORNING, IT'S A ##@@#§*~^.
..^~*§#@@# BIT  PERVERSE TO  DRINK THE  COLD COFFEE #@@#§*~^..
...^~*§#@@ THAT'S    LEFT     .     OVER.    .    . @@#§*~^...
....^~*§#@ .   PLEASE  MAKE   NEW   COFFEE.   .   . @#§*~^....
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