I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!