I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It Closely So  That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!