I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!