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.......... I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size ..........
.........: Coffee Pots.  I Know  The Grip. My Hands :.........
........::       Are Placed Where They Should.      ::........
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......::%% When  I  Remove The  Filter, I  Ever  So %%::......
.....::%%& Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. &%%::.....
....::%%&# Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly #&%%::....
...::%%&## Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. ##&%%::...
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.::%%&#### And  I Guard  It  Closely So That I  Can ####&%%::.
..::%%&### Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself! ###&%%::..
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