I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!