I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It Closely  So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!