I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The Grip.  My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard  It Closely So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!