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§@§^~..... @@  REWRITE  TO   STORE  AS  JSON  MAYBE .....~^§@§
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§^~....... @@  REWRITE  TO  USE  A  DATABASE  MAYBE .......~^§
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@§^~...... @@ ALIAS "ADJUST" FOR "JUSTIFY"  BECAUSE ......~^§@
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..^§@§@### @@ LEARN NEO  FOUR JAY AND MAKE A SCRIPT ###@§@§^..
..~^§@§@## THAT  GENERATES  A DATABASE SO  YOU  CAN ##@§@§^~..
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..^§@§@### @@  MAKE THE RANDOM  KEYWORD JUST GIVE A ###@§@§^..
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