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#.#.##..#. # $ . # $ . # $ LYING #  $ . # $ . # $ . #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. #   $   .   IN   MY    ROOM,   #   $   . #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. #  $  . SOMETHING POKING  MY  LEFT HAND, #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. #     $      .     SOMETHING      SLIMY, #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. #  $  .  SLITHERING AROUND  THE FINGERS, #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. #    $   .   UP   THE   ARM.   #   $   . #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. IS  IT   DRUG-FUELED   APATHY?  #  $   . #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. #   $   .  I   DON'T   MOVE   THE   ARM. #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. #   $    .    #    $    .    #    $    . #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S  TASTING ME, # $ . #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. IT   MOVES   FURTHER    UP,   #    $   . #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. REACHES    THE    ARMPIT.    #    $    . #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. I   TURN  MY  HEAD  TOWARD  IT.  #  $  . #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. #    $   .    LOOKS    LIKE    SEAGRASS. #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. #   $  .   IT'S  KINDA   CUTE.  #   $  . #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. #    $    .    #    $    .    #   $    . #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. # $  . ONCE  IT'S UP  MY  NECK AND ON MY #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. FACE,    I    BITE    IT.    #    $    . #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. #  $  . THE TEXTURE IS  LIKE  THAT  OF A #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. JUICY       #      $      .       GRAPE, #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. # $  . AND THE  SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. #    $    .   #   $    .   CUCUMBER.   . #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. # $ .  IT'S VERY GOOD. # $ . AND I # $ . #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. SUCK   MORE   OF   IT   IN.   #    $   . #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. #    $    .    CHEW    IT.    #    $   . #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. # $ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. #    $    .   #    $    .    #    $    . #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. $   ~  APATHY  GONE,  I   SIT  UP.  $  ~ #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. $ ~  THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK  UNDER  $  ~ #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. $ ~  MY  SHIRT,  $ ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. AND  EXITING  THROUGH  THE COLLAR.  $  ~ #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. $  ~ THIS MAKES IT  HARD  FOR ME TO PUSH #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. MORE   OF  IT   IN   MY   MOUTH.   $   ~ #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. $ ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT,  BUT THE #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. SEAGRASS  FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. MOVE     MY     LEFT     ARM.    $     ~ #..#.#.##.
#.#..#.##. $  ~  SO  -  EATING   IT  IS  OK,  $   ~ #.##.#..#.
#.#.##..#. $  ~ $  ~  MOVING  IT IS  NOT. $  ~ $  ~ #..#.#.##.
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