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$*^~:..... # $ . # $ . # $ LYING # $ . # $ . # $ . .....:~^*$
#$*^~:.... # $ . IN MY ROOM, # $ . ....:~^*$#
##$*^~:... # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ...:~^*$##
###$*^~:.. # $ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ..:~^*$###
####$*^~:. # $ . SOMETHING SLIMY, .:~^*$####
###$*^~:.. # $ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ..:~^*$###
##$*^~:... # $ . UP THE ARM. # $ . ...:~^*$##
#$*^~:.... IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # $ . ....:~^*$#
$*^~:..... # $ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. .....:~^*$
#$*^~:.... # $ . # $ . # $ . ....:~^*$#
##$*^~:... WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # $ . ...:~^*$##
###$*^~:.. IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # $ . ..:~^*$###
####$*^~:. REACHES THE ARMPIT. # $ . .:~^*$####
###$*^~:.. I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # $ . ..:~^*$###
##$*^~:... # $ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ...:~^*$##
#$*^~:.... # $ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # $ . ....:~^*$#
$*^~:..... # $ . # $ . # $ . .....:~^*$
#$*^~:.... # $ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ....:~^*$#
##$*^~:... FACE, I BITE IT. # $ . ...:~^*$##
###$*^~:.. # $ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ..:~^*$###
####$*^~:. JUICY # $ . GRAPE, .:~^*$####
###$*^~:.. # $ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ..:~^*$###
##$*^~:... # $ . # $ . CUCUMBER. . ...:~^*$##
#$*^~:.... # $ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # $ . AND I # $ . ....:~^*$#
$*^~:..... SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # $ . .....:~^*$
#$*^~:.... # $ . CHEW IT. # $ . ....:~^*$#
##$*^~:... # $ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ...:~^*$##
###$*^~:.. # $ . # $ . # $ . ..:~^*$###
####$*^~:. $ ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. $ ~ .:~^*$####
###$*^~:.. $ ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER $ ~ ..:~^*$###
##$*^~:... $ ~ MY SHIRT, $ ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM ...:~^*$##
#$*^~:.... AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. $ ~ ....:~^*$#
$*^~:..... $ ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH .....:~^*$
#$*^~:.... MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. $ ~ ....:~^*$#
##$*^~:... $ ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ...:~^*$##
###$*^~:.. SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ..:~^*$###
####$*^~:. MOVE MY LEFT ARM. $ ~ .:~^*$####
###$*^~:.. $ ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, $ ~ ..:~^*$###
##$*^~:... $ ~ $ ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. $ ~ $ ~ ...:~^*$##
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