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.....#.... # £ . IN MY ROOM, # £ . ..#..#.##.
......#... # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. #..#...###
#......#.. # £ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, .#..#..#.#
##......#. # £ . SOMETHING SLIMY, ..#..#...#
.##......# # £ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ...#..#..#
.###...... # £ . UP THE ARM. # £ . ....#..#..
.#.##..... IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # £ . .....#..#.
...###.... # £ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. #.....#..#
#..#.##... # £ . # £ . # £ . .#.....#..
.#...###.. WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # £ . ..#.....#.
..#..#.##. IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # £ . #..#.....#
#..#...### REACHES THE ARMPIT. # £ . ##..#.....
.#..#..#.# I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # £ . ###..#....
..#..#...# # £ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. #.##..#...
...#..#..# # £ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # £ . ..###..#..
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.....#..#. # £ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY #...###..#
#.....#..# FACE, I BITE IT. # £ . ##..#.##..
.#.....#.. # £ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A .##...###.
..#.....#. JUICY # £ . GRAPE, .###..#.##
#..#.....# # £ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET .#.##...##
##..#..... # £ . # £ . CUCUMBER. . ...###..#.
###..#.... # £ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # £ . AND I # £ . ...#.##...
#.##..#... SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # £ . .....###..
..###..#.. # £ . CHEW IT. # £ . .....#.##.
..#.##..#. # £ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. .......###
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##..#.##.. £ ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. £ ~ ##.......#
.##...###. £ ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER £ ~ ###......#
.###..#.## £ ~ MY SHIRT, £ ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM #.##......
.#.##...## AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. £ ~ ..###.....
...###..#. £ ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ..#.##....
...#.##... MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. £ ~ #...###...
.....###.. £ ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ##..#.##..
.....#.##. SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO .##...###.
.......### MOVE MY LEFT ARM. £ ~ .###..#.##
#......#.# £ ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, £ ~ .#.##...##
##.......# £ ~ £ ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. £ ~ £ ~ ...###..#.
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