Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ The Computer Is A Very  Common  Tool  In ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨ The Futures,  And In Some Ways Even Now. ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ Its Job  Is To Do Vast  Amounts Of Small ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨ Calculations In A Short  Amount Of Time. ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨ Most Work  On The  Principles  Of Posing ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ The  Problem  On A  Hilbert Plane, Which ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨ Is  Then  Folded Out  Of  Causality,  So ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ That   Daemons  Can  Solve  The  Problem ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨    Without Affecting Real Life. (These   ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨          Computer Manufacturer.)         ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ Clerks  To Pray  To The  "Gods" Of Their ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨ Computer,  Or To The  Daemons Doing  The ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ Work,  For   A  Quick  And  Fault   Free ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨                Operation.                ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨      Some Ubiquitous And Generally       ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨      ==# Light A Scented Candle #==      ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨        ==# For Quiet And Calm #==        ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨     ==# Recite A Mantra Or Other #==     ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨    ==# Reassuring Message To Make #==    ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨     ==# The Computer Comfortable #==     ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨           ==# And At Ease #==            ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨     ==# Some Like To Say A Brief #==     ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨     ==# Prayer For Solace, To Be #==     ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨   ==# Left Alone During Their Work #==   ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨    ==# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #==   ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨     ==# Or A Meal To The Machines #==    ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨     ==# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #==    ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨     ==# The Daemons Are Allowed #==      ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨       ==# To Respond To This) #==        ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To    Be    A     Kind     Of    Prayer?           
           As   In,   You   Make   A    Convoluted,           
           Intricate,   Beautiful,    And   Useless           
           Artifact.  As  In,   You'Re  Using  Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D   Ask  For  A  Handful  Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has    Bugs,   Lots    Of    It.