,^~^^%@###                                          ###@%^^~^,
,,,,~^%%%@                                          @%%%^~,,,,
,^~^^%####                                          ####%^^~^,
,^~^^^^%##                                          ##%^^^^~^,
,^~^^%@###                                          ###@%^^~^,
,,^^^^%%@@ # % , # % , # % LYING # %  , # % , # % , @@%%^^^^,,
,^~~~^%%%@ #   %   ,    IN   MY   ROOM,   #   %   , @%%%^~~~^,
,,,,~^%%%@ # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. @%%%^~,,,,
,,,,,,,~^@ # % ,  SOMETHING POKING  MY  LEFT  HAND, @^~,,,,,,,
,,,,~^^%## #     %      ,      SOMETHING     SLIMY, ##%^^~,,,,
,^~^^@#### # %  ,  SLITHERING AROUND  THE  FINGERS, ####@^^~^,
,^~^^%@### #   %   ,   UP   THE   ARM.   #   %    , ###@%^^~^,
,^~^^%@### IS  IT   DRUG-FUELED  APATHY?   #   %  , ###@%^^~^,
,^~^^@#### #   %   ,   I   DON'T  MOVE   THE   ARM. ####@^^~^,
,,^^^~^%@@ #    %    ,    #    %   ,    #    %    , @@%^~^^^,,
,^~^^%@### WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, #  % , ###@%^^~^,
,,,,^^^%%# IT    MOVES   FURTHER   UP,   #   %    , #%%^^^,,,,
,^~^^%%%%@ REACHES    THE    ARMPIT.    #    %    , @%%%%^^~^,
,^~^^%@### I  TURN  MY  HEAD  TOWARD  IT.   #  %  , ###@%^^~^,
,,^^~^^^%# #    %    ,    LOOKS    LIKE   SEAGRASS. #%^^^~^^,,
,^~^^^^%@@ #   %   ,  IT'S  KINDA   CUTE.  #  %   , @@%^^^^~^,
,^~^^%@### #    %    ,   #    %    ,    #    %    , ###@%^^~^,
,^~^^%@### #  % , ONCE IT'S UP  MY  NECK AND ON  MY ###@%^^~^,
,,,^~^%@@# FACE,    I    BITE    IT.    #    %    , #@@%^~^,,,
,^~^^%@### # %  ,  THE TEXTURE IS  LIKE  THAT  OF A ###@%^^~^,
,^~^^%@### JUICY       #       %      ,      GRAPE, ###@%^^~^,
^~^^%@#### # %  , AND  THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ####@%^^~^
,^~^^%@### #   %   ,    #   %   ,    CUCUMBER.    , ###@%^^~^,
,,,^^^^^^@ # %  , IT'S VERY GOOD. # % , AND I # % , @^^^^^^,,,
,^~^^%%%%@ SUCK    MORE   OF   IT   IN.   #   %   , @%%%%^^~^,
,,,,,~^^%@ #    %    ,    CHEW    IT.   #    %    , @%^^~,,,,,
,^~^^%@### # % , THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ###@%^^~^,
,^~^^%@### #    %    ,    #    %    ,    #    %   , ###@%^^~^,
,^~^^%@### %   ~  APATHY   GONE,  I  SIT  UP.  %  ~ ###@%^^~^,
,^~^^%@### % ~   THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER  %  ~ ###@%^^~^,
,^~^^%@### %  ~  MY SHIRT, %  ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM ###@%^^~^,
,^~^^%@### AND  EXITING THROUGH  THE  COLLAR.  %  ~ ###@%^^~^,
,,,,~^^@@# % ~  THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR  ME TO  PUSH #@@^^~,,,,
,^~^^%@### MORE  OF   IT   IN   MY   MOUTH.   %   ~ ###@%^^~^,
,^~^^%@### % ~  I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ###@%^^~^,
,^~^^%@### SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I  TRY TO ###@%^^~^,
,^~^^%@### MOVE     MY     LEFT     ARM.    %     ~ ###@%^^~^,
,^~^^%#### %  ~  SO  -  EATING   IT  IS  OK,   %  ~ ####%^^~^,
,^~^^%@### %  ~  %  ~ MOVING IT  IS NOT.  %  ~ %  ~ ###@%^^~^,
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,^~^^%####                                          ####%^^~^,
,,,,,~~^%#                                          #%^~~,,,,,
,^~^^%@###                                          ###@%^^~^,
,^~^^%%@@#                                          #@@%%^^~^,