Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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@,@,@,,@,@ The  Computer Is A  Very  Common Tool In ,@@,@,@@,@
@,@,@,@@,@ The Futures, And In Some  Ways Even Now. @,@,@,,@,,
@,@,@,,@,@ Its Job  Is To Do Vast Amounts Of  Small @,@,@,@@,@
@,@,@,@@,@ Calculations In  A Short Amount Of Time. @,@,@,,@,,
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@,@,@,@@,@ Most  Work  On The Principles Of  Posing @,@,@,,@,,
@,@,@,,@,@ The  Problem  On A Hilbert  Plane, Which @,@,@,@@,@
@,@,@,@@,@ Is  Then  Folded Out  Of  Causality,  So @,@,@,,@,,
@,@,@,,@,@ That  Daemons  Can   Solve  The  Problem @,@,@,@@,@
@,@,@,@@,@   Without Affecting Real Life. (These    @,@,@,,@,,
@,@,@,,@,@ Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The @,@,@,@@,@
@,@,@,@@,@          Computer Manufacturer.)         @,@,@,,@,,
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@,@,@,@@,@   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   @,@,@,,@,,
@,@,@,,@,@ Clerks To Pray To The  "Gods"  Of  Their @,@,@,@@,@
@,@,@,@@,@ Computer, Or  To The  Daemons Doing  The @,@,@,,@,,
@,@,@,,@,@ Work,   For  A  Quick  And  Fault   Free @,@,@,@@,@
@,@,@,@@,@                Operation.                @,@,@,,@,,
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@,@,@,@@,@      Some Ubiquitous And Generally       @,@,@,,@,,
@,@,@,,@,@    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    @,@,@,@@,@
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@,@,@,,@,@      --# Light A Scented Candle #--      @,@,@,@@,@
@,@,@,@@,@        --# For Quiet And Calm #--        @,@,@,,@,,
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@,@,@,@@,@     --# Recite A Mantra Or Other #--     @,@,@,,@,,
@,@,@,,@,@    --# Reassuring Message To Make #--    @,@,@,@@,@
@,@,@,@@,@     --# The Computer Comfortable #--     @,@,@,,@,,
@,@,@,,@,@           --# And At Ease #--            @,@,@,@@,@
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@,@,@,,@,@     --# Some Like To Say A Brief #--     @,@,@,@@,@
@,@,@,@@,@     --# Prayer For Solace, To Be #--     @,@,@,,@,,
@,@,@,,@,@   --# Left Alone During Their Work #--   @,@,@,@@,@
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@,@,@,,@,@    --# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #--   @,@,@,@@,@
@,@,@,@@,@    --# Or A Meal To The Machines #--     @,@,@,,@,,
@,@,@,,@,@     --# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #--    @,@,@,@@,@
@,@,@,@@,@     --# The Daemons Are Allowed #--      @,@,@,,@,,
@,@,@,,@,@       --# To Respond To This) #--        @,@,@,@@,@
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To     Be    A     Kind    Of    Prayer?           
           As   In,   You    Make   A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,   Beautiful,    And   Useless           
           Artifact.  As  In,  You'Re   Using  Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask   For  A  Handful  Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has    Bugs,    Lots    Of   It.