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...###..#. # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . ..#.....##
#..#.##... # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ...#....##
##...###.. # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ....#...#.
###..#.##. # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, .....#....
#.##...### # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, #.....#...
..###..#.# # % . UP THE ARM. # % . .#.....#..
..#.##...# IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . ..#.....#.
....###..# # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. #..#.....#
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.#....###. WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . ###..#....
..#...#.## IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . #.##..#...
...#....## REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . ..###..#..
....#...#. I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . ..#.##..#.
.....#.... # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ....###..#
#.....#... # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . ....#.##..
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..#.....#. # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ##....#.##
#..#.....# FACE, I BITE IT. # % . .##.....##
##..#..... # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A .###....#.
###..#.... JUICY # % . GRAPE, .#.##.....
#.##..#... # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ...###....
..###..#.. # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . ...#.##...
..#.##..#. # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . #....###..
....###..# SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . ##...#.##.
....#.##.. # % . CHEW IT. # % . ###....###
#.....###. # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. #.##...#.#
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.##.....## % - APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % - ..#.##...#
.###....#. % - THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % - #...###...
.#.##..... % - MY SHIRT, % - ENTERING BY THE ARM ##..#.##..
...###.... AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % - .##...###.
...#.##... % - THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH .###..#.##
#....###.. MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % - .#.##...##
##...#.##. % - I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ...###..#.
###....### SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ...#.##...
#.##...#.# MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % - .....###..
..###....# % - SO - EATING IT IS OK, % - .....#.##.
..#.##...# % - % - MOVING IT IS NOT. % - % - .......###
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