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..:~\%%¤£@ @ % . @ % . @ % LYING @ % . @ % . @ % . @£¤%%\~:..
...:~\%%¤£ @ % . IN MY ROOM, @ % . £¤%%\~:...
....:~\%%¤ @ ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ¤%%\~:....
.....:~\%% @ % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, %%\~:.....
......:~\% @ % . SOMETHING SLIMY, %\~:......
.......:~\ @ % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, \~:.......
........:~ @ % . UP THE ARM. @ % . ~:........
.........: IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? @ % . :.........
.......... @ % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ..........
.......... @ % . @ % . @ % . ..........
.......... WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, @ % . ..........
.......... IT MOVES FURTHER UP, @ % . ..........
.......... REACHES THE ARMPIT. @ % . ..........
.......... I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. @ % . ..........
.......... @ % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ..........
.........: @ % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. @ % . :.........
........:~ @ % . @ % . @ % . ~:........
.......:~\ @ % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY \~:.......
......:~\% FACE, I BITE IT. @ % . %\~:......
.....:~\%% @ % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A %%\~:.....
....:~\%%¤ JUICY @ % . GRAPE, ¤%%\~:....
...:~\%%¤£ @ % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET £¤%%\~:...
..:~\%%¤£@ @ % . @ % . CUCUMBER. . @£¤%%\~:..
.:~\%%¤£@# @ % . IT'S VERY GOOD. @ % . AND I @ % . #@£¤%%\~:.
..:~\%%¤£@ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. @ % . @£¤%%\~:..
...:~\%%¤£ @ % . CHEW IT. @ % . £¤%%\~:...
....:~\%%¤ @ % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ¤%%\~:....
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......:~\% % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ %\~:......
.......:~\ % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ \~:.......
........:~ % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM ~:........
.........: AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ :.........
.......... % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ..........
.......... MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ ..........
.......... % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ..........
.......... SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ..........
.......... MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ ..........
.......... % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ ..........
.......... % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ ..........
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