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....,~%#@@ ~   $   DOES   NOT    HELP.   WE   $   ~ @@#%~,....
.,~†%$#@## $     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     $ ##@#$%†~,.
....~††$#@ ~    $   WHAT    WE   ARE,   AND   $   ~ @#$††~....
.,~%$#@### ~  ~  $  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  $  ~  ~ ###@#$%~,.
.~†%$#@### ~    $   ARE",   BUT   THEN   WE   $   ~ ###@#$%†~.
.,~†%$#@## $    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    $ ##@#$%†~,.
.,~†%$#@## ~  $  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  $  ~ ##@#$%†~,.
.,~†%$#@## ~  ~ $  ENTAILS,  HOW IT  SHOULD  $  ~ ~ ##@#$%†~,.
.,~†%$#@@@ ~   $   BE   MEASURED,   WHO   OR   $  ~ @@@#$%†~,.
.,~†%$#@## $    WHAT     IS    THE    ARBITER,    $ ##@#$%†~,.
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