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@@@*~,,,,,    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ,,,,,~*@@@
##@#@†*~,, YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT ,,~*†@#@##
#@#†~,,,,,         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ,,,,,~†#@#
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###@@†*~,, THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. ,,~*†@@###
@@†~,,,,,, DECODE THEM. SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES  AND ,,,,,,~†@@
###@#@*~,,                  TASTE.                  ,,~*@#@###
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###@*~~,,, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,,,~~*@###
##@#@†*~,, MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ,,~*†@#@##
##@#@†*~,,  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ,,~*†@#@##
##@#@†*~,, SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO  YOUR ,,~*†@#@##
##@#@†*~,, ROADS END AND REBORN AS  SOMETHING ELSE. ,,~*†@#@##
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##@#@†*~,, YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, ,,~*†@#@##
##@#@†*~,,  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ,,~*†@#@##
###@#†*~,, OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL ,,~*†#@###
##@#@†*~,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END ,,~*†@#@##
##@†*~,,,, OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ,,,,~*†@##
##@#@†*~,, RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ,,~*†@#@##
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