PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS  DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL 
 OF  DIRTY CLOTHES, OF  GARBAGE, AND AS I 
 START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE  STEPS  OUT 
 OF   THE   SHOWER   AND  PUSHES  ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH  TO  BE   CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN]  WHO WOULD BESTOW  UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING  RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT  I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS   HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES  PER SECOND  -  THEY ASK ME: "WHEN 
 YOU  SAID  THE WORLD EGG  WAS YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY  TYPE,  DID YOU MEAN  IT"? I ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT I  CAN ACT  LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF THE  ENCOUNTER AND  MOVED ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM