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......:=*% OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I %*=:......
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...:=*%$@@ SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET @@$%*=:...
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......:=*% TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN %*=:......
.......:=* YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL *=:.......
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......:=*% MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. %*=:......
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