party,  bathroom,  door  locked,  lights 
 off, shower  curtains drawn.  floor full 
 of  dirty clothes,  of garbage, and as i 
 start  to unzip my  pants, she steps out 
 of   the  shower   and  pushes   me   to 
 theground. 
  
 i  wish   to  be   contacted   by   some 
 [god, alien] who  would  bestow  upon me 
 some  incredible  power  that  will  set 
 everything right forever.  what i  don't 
 know  is  that  this  happens   multiple 
 times  per second -  they ask me:  "when 
 you said the  world egg  was  your ideal 
 body type,  did you mean  it"?  i answer 
 "not really, but i  can  act like it for 
 you,  if  you'd  like".  at  this  point 
 however  they  have  already  erased  my 
 memory of  the  encounter  and moved on. 
 subconsciously,   this   is   where   my 
 sadnesscomesfrom