PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF,  SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN.  FLOOR FULL 
 OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE,  AND  AS I 
 START  TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS  OUT 
 OF   THE   SHOWER   AND   PUSHES  ME  TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH  TO  BE   CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD,  ALIEN]  WHO WOULD  BESTOW UPON ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT  FOREVER. WHAT I  DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS   HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES  PER SECOND  - THEY ASK ME:  "WHEN 
 YOU SAID THE  WORLD EGG WAS  YOUR  IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE, DID  YOU MEAN  IT"? I  ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY,  BUT I  CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY OF  THE  ENCOUNTER AND  MOVED ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM