PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF,  SHOWER CURTAINS  DRAWN. FLOOR FULL 
 OF DIRTY  CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND  AS I 
 START TO  UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE  STEPS OUT 
 OF  THE   SHOWER   AND   PUSHES  ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I  WISH   TO   BE   CONTACTED   BY  SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD  BESTOW  UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT  FOREVER.  WHAT I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS   HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER  SECOND  -  THEY ASK ME: "WHEN 
 YOU  SAID  THE WORLD EGG WAS  YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY  TYPE, DID YOU  MEAN IT"?  I ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT I  CAN ACT  LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY OF  THE  ENCOUNTER AND MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM