PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF,  SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN.  FLOOR FULL 
 OF DIRTY  CLOTHES,  OF GARBAGE, AND AS I 
 START TO UNZIP MY  PANTS, SHE  STEPS OUT 
 OF   THE   SHOWER  AND   PUSHES   ME  TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I  WISH   TO  BE   CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN] WHO  WOULD  BESTOW UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT  FOREVER. WHAT  I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT   THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER SECOND -  THEY ASK  ME:  "WHEN 
 YOU  SAID THE  WORLD EGG WAS  YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY  TYPE,  DID  YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY,  BUT  I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF THE ENCOUNTER AND  MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM