party,  bathroom,  door  locked,  lights 
 off,  shower curtains drawn. floor  full 
 of dirty  clothes, of garbage, and  as i 
 start to unzip  my pants, she  steps out 
 of   the   shower  and   pushes  me   to 
 theground. 
  
 i  wish   to   be   contacted   by  some 
 [god,  alien]  who would bestow upon  me 
 some  incredible  power  that  will  set 
 everything right forever.  what  i don't 
 know  is  that   this  happens  multiple 
 times per second  -  they ask me:  "when 
 you  said the  world egg  was your ideal 
 body type, did  you mean it"?  i  answer 
 "not really,  but i can act like  it for 
 you,  if  you'd  like".  at  this  point 
 however  they  have  already  erased  my 
 memory of the encounter  and  moved  on. 
 subconsciously,   this   is   where   my 
 sadnesscomesfrom