PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER  CURTAINS DRAWN.  FLOOR FULL 
 OF  DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS  I 
 START  TO UNZIP MY  PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT 
 OF   THE   SHOWER   AND   PUSHES  ME  TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH   TO   BE  CONTACTED  BY   SOME 
 [GOD,  ALIEN] WHO  WOULD BESTOW UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT  FOREVER. WHAT I  DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS   HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER SECOND  - THEY  ASK  ME: "WHEN 
 YOU  SAID THE  WORLD EGG WAS YOUR  IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE, DID  YOU MEAN IT"?  I  ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT  LIKE IT  FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY OF THE  ENCOUNTER AND  MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM