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...^~†%%&@ @&%%†~^...
..^~†%%&@# #@&%%†~^..
.^~†%%&@## ##@&%%†~^.
..^~†%%&@# #@&%%†~^..
...^~†%%&@ %%%%††††^^^^####@@@@%%%%††††^^^^####@@@@ @&%%†~^...
....^~†%%& ^^^^####@@@@%%%%††††^^^^####@@@@%%%%†††† &%%†~^....
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.......^~† party, bathroom, door locked, lights †~^.......
......^~†% off, shower curtains drawn. floor full %†~^......
.....^~†%% of dirty clothes, of garbage, and as i %%†~^.....
....^~†%%& start to unzip my pants, she steps out &%%†~^....
...^~†%%&@ of the shower and pushes me to @&%%†~^...
..^~†%%&@# ####@@@@%%%%††the^^ground.@@%%%%††††^^^^ #@&%%†~^..
.^~†%%&@## %%%%††††^^^^####@@@@%%%%††††^^^^####@@@@ ##@&%%†~^.
..^~†%%&@# i wish to be contacted by some #@&%%†~^..
...^~†%%&@ [god, alien] who would bestow upon me @&%%†~^...
....^~†%%& some incredible power that will set &%%†~^....
.....^~†%% everything right forever. what i don't %%†~^.....
......^~†% know is that this happens multiple %†~^......
.......^~† times per second - they ask me: "when †~^.......
......^~†% you said the world egg was your ideal %†~^......
.....^~†%% body type, did you mean it"? i answer %%†~^.....
....^~†%%& "not really, but i can act like it for &%%†~^....
...^~†%%&@ you, if you'd like". at this point @&%%†~^...
..^~†%%&@# however they have already erased my #@&%%†~^..
.^~†%%&@## memory of the encounter and moved on. ##@&%%†~^.
..^~†%%&@# subconsciously, this is where my #@&%%†~^..
...^~†%%&@ ^^^^###sadness%%†comes^^###from@%%%%†††† @&%%†~^...
....^~†%%& @@@@%%%%††††^^^^####@@@@%%%%††††^^^^#### &%%†~^....
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