.,~^=$&@## ##@&$=^~,.
..,~^=$&@# #@&$=^~,..
...,~^=$&@ @&$=^~,...
....,~^=$& &$=^~,....
.....,~^=$ $=^~,.....
......,~^= $$$$^^^^,,,,####@@@@$$$$^^^^,,,,####@@@@ =^~,......
.......,~^ ,,,,####@@@@$$$$^^^^,,,,####@@@@$$$$^^^^ ^~,.......
........,~ @@@@$$$$^^^^,,,,####@@@@$$$$^^^^,,,,#### ~,........
........., ^^^^,,,,####@@@@$$$$^^^^,,,,####@@@@$$$$ ,.........
.......... party, bathroom, door locked, lights ..........
.......... off, shower curtains drawn. floor full ..........
.......... of dirty clothes, of garbage, and as i ..........
.......... start to unzip my pants, she steps out ..........
.......... of the shower and pushes me to ..........
.......... ####@@@@$$$$^^the,,ground.@@$$$$^^^^,,,, ..........
.......... $$$$^^^^,,,,####@@@@$$$$^^^^,,,,####@@@@ ..........
........., i wish to be contacted by some ,.........
........,~ [god, alien] who would bestow upon me ~,........
.......,~^ some incredible power that will set ^~,.......
......,~^= everything right forever. what i don't =^~,......
.....,~^=$ know is that this happens multiple $=^~,.....
....,~^=$& times per second - they ask me: "when &$=^~,....
...,~^=$&@ you said the world egg was your ideal @&$=^~,...
..,~^=$&@# body type, did you mean it"? i answer #@&$=^~,..
.,~^=$&@## "not really, but i can act like it for ##@&$=^~,.
..,~^=$&@# you, if you'd like". at this point #@&$=^~,..
...,~^=$&@ however they have already erased my @&$=^~,...
....,~^=$& memory of the encounter and moved on. &$=^~,....
.....,~^=$ subconsciously, this is where my $=^~,.....
......,~^= ,,,,###sadness$$^comes,,###from@$$$$^^^^ =^~,......
.......,~^ @@@@$$$$^^^^,,,,####@@@@$$$$^^^^,,,,#### ^~,.......
........,~ ^^^^,,,,####@@@@$$$$^^^^,,,,####@@@@$$$$ ~,........
........., ####@@@@$$$$^^^^,,,,####@@@@$$$$^^^^,,,, ,.........
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