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..~=%@§###           .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.            ###§@%=~..
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.......~%§ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, §%~.......
..~=@§#### THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW A HUMAN  BEING ####§@=~..
.....~%§§§             TO COME TO HARM.             §§§%~.....
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......~%@§ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN  IT §@%~......
..~=%@§### BY  HUMAN   BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ###§@%=~..
..~=%@§### ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ###§@%=~..
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.~=%@§#### A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ####§@%=~.
..~=%@§### EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION ###§@%=~..
..~=%@§### DOES  NOT CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ###§@%=~..
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..~=%@§###   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ###§@%=~..
..~=%@§### BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ###§@%=~..
..~=%@§###   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ###§@%=~..
..~=%@§###        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ###§@%=~..
....~=%%%§    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    §%%%=~....
..~=%@§###                 THINGS...                ###§@%=~..
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..~=%%%@§# THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY #§@%%%=~..
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