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...#...... # $ . # $ . # $ LYING # $ . # $ . # $ . ##..##..#.
##...##### # $ . IN MY ROOM, # $ . #.........
...#..#### # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ..#######.
##.....### # $ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, #..#####..
...###..## # $ . SOMETHING SLIMY, ....###...
##..#....# # $ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, .##..#..##
#.....##.. # $ . UP THE ARM. # $ . .........#
..###....# IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # $ . ########..
#..#..##.. # $ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. #######..#
.......... # $ . # $ . # $ . .#####....
########## WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # $ . ..###..###
#########. IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # $ . #..#....##
########.. REACHES THE ARMPIT. # $ . .....##..#
#######... I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # $ . .###......
.#####..## # $ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ..#..####.
..###..... # $ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # $ . ......##..
#..#..#### # $ . # $ . # $ . #####....#
.......##. # $ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ####..##..
######.... FACE, I BITE IT. # $ . ###......#
#####..### # $ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A .#..####..
.###....## JUICY # $ . GRAPE, .....##...
..#..##... # $ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET .###....##
........## # $ . # $ . CUCUMBER. . ..#..##...
#######..# # $ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # $ . AND I # $ . ........##
######.... SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # $ . #######..#
#####..##. # $ . CHEW IT. # $ . .#####....
.###...... # $ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ..###..##.
..#..##### # $ . # $ . # $ . #..#......
#.....#### $ - APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. $ - .....#####
..###..##. $ - THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER $ - .###..####
...#...... $ - MY SHIRT, $ - ENTERING BY THE ARM ..#....##.
##...##### AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. $ - #...##....
...#..#### $ - THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ..#....##.
##.....##. MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. $ - ....##....
...###.... $ - I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ###....##.
##..#..### SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ##..##....
........## MOVE MY LEFT ARM. $ - #......##.
#######... $ - SO - EATING IT IS OK, $ - ..####....
.#####..## $ - $ - MOVING IT IS NOT. $ - $ - ...##..##.
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