...~::=£@@                                          @@£=::~...
.^~:=£#@@#                                          #@@#£=:~^.
.....^::£#                                          #£::^.....
.^~::=£##@                                          @##£=::~^.
.^~:==££#@                                          @#££==:~^.
...^~~==£@                  ~~£@~~                  @£==~~^...
....^::££#                ~~£    £~~                #££::^....
.^~:=£#@@@              ~~£  Life  £~~              @@@#£=:~^.
.....^::£@                ~~£    £~~                @£::^.....
....^~==##                  ~~@£~~                  ##==~^....
.^~:=£#@@#                                          #@@#£=:~^.
.^~:=£@@## ~  ~ £ A Multitude Of Definitions £  ~ ~ ##@@£=:~^.
......~=£@ ~   £   Does    Not   Help.   We   £   ~ @£=~......
.^~:=£#@@# £     Can     Say     "Life     Is     £ #@@#£=:~^.
....~===#@ ~   £    What   We   Are,   And   £    ~ @#===~....
.^~:=£#@@# ~  ~  £  What  Things  Like  Us  £  ~  ~ #@@#£=:~^.
.^~::::=#@ ~   £   Are",   But    Then   We   £   ~ @#=::::~^.
.^~:=#@@## £    Must    Also    Define    What    £ ##@@#=:~^.
....^::=#@ ~  £  "Things  Like  Us"  Actually  £  ~ @#=::^....
..^^^^~=£@ ~ ~  £ Entails, How  It  Should  £  ~  ~ @£=~^^^^..
.^~:=£###@ ~   £   Be  Measured,   Who   Or   £   ~ @###£=:~^.
.^~:=£#@@@ £    What    Is    The     Arbiter,    £ @@@#£=:~^.
.^~:=£#@## ~   £  And   So   Instead  There   £   ~ ##@#£=:~^.
.^~:=£#@@# ~   ~   £   Is    This   Internationally #@@#£=:~^.
.^~:=£#@@# Sanctioned      List      £     ~      ~ #@@#£=:~^.
.....^~~=# ~  ~  ~  ~  £  Of  Criteria £  ~  ~  ~ ~ #=~~^.....
.^~:=£#@@@                                          @@@#£=:~^.
......~=#@ - Life Must Produce Or Consume Milk      @#=~......
.^~:=£#@@# - Life Must Have A Beginning And An End  #@@#£=:~^.
....~:=#@@ - Life Can Have Dreams And Can Interact  @@#=:~....
.^~:=£#@@# - Life Can Steal                         #@@#£=:~^.
.^~:=£#@@@ - Life Can Be Cursed                     @@@#£=:~^.
.^~=£#@@##                                          ##@@#£=~^.
.^~:::==#@                                          @#==:::~^.
.^~:=£#@##                                          ##@#£=:~^.
.^~:=£@@##                                          ##@@£=:~^.
.^~:=£#@@#                                          #@@#£=:~^.