I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The  Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!