I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke  The Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It  Closely So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!