I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It  Closely So That  I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!