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....~\=@#@ I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size @#@=\~....
.....~\=@# Coffee Pots.  I Know The  Grip. My Hands #@=\~.....
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........~\ When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So \~........
.........~ Gently  Stroke The  Side Of The Machine. ~.........
.......... Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly ..........
.......... Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. ..........
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.......... And I  Guard  It Closely So  That I  Can ..........
.......... Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself! ..........
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