I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!