I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots.  I Know The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!