I LOVE MANHANDLING THE  INDUSTRIAL  SIZE 
 COFFEE POTS.  I KNOW THE  GRIP. MY HANDS 
      ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.       
                                          
 WHEN  I  REMOVE THE  FILTER, I  EVER  SO 
 GENTLY STROKE THE  SIDE  OF THE MACHINE. 
 BEFORE  THEY   ARE  PRESSED,  I  LIGHTLY 
 CIRCLE  THE  BUTTONS  WITH  MY   FINGER. 
                                          
 AND  I  GUARD IT CLOSELY  SO THAT I  CAN 
 STEAL THOSE  FIRST FEW DROPS FOR MYSELF!