I Love  Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!