I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!