I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!