I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The  Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!