....£.£..£                                          ..£.££..£.
.......£..                                          £...£££..£
£.......£.                                          ££..£.££..
.£.......£                                          .££...£££.
..£.......                                          .£££..£.££
£..£...... .        .         .         .         . .£.££...££
££..£..... A  COFFEE  POT  CAN  ACTUALLY BE  A VERY ...£££..£.
£££..£.... SENSUAL      #///#      #///#     AFFAIR ...£.££...
£.££..£... .         .        .         .         . .....£££..
..£££..£.. .     .      .     .      .     .      . £....£.££.
..£.££..£. . HIGH INTERNAL PRESSURE... NOZZLES... . .£.....£££
£...£££..£ SLEEK    METAL    PARTS...        .    . ..£....£.£
££..£.££.. .    .    .    .    .    .    .   .    . ...£.....£
.££...£££. AFTERWARDS, IN  THE NEXT MORNING, IT'S A ....£....£
.£££..£.££ BIT  PERVERSE  TO DRINK THE COLD  COFFEE £....£....
.£.££...££ THAT'S    LEFT     .    OVER.     .    . ££....£...
...£££..£. .   PLEASE   MAKE  NEW   COFFEE.   .   . £££....£..
...£.££... .   .  .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   . £.££....£.
.....£££..                                          ..£££....£
£....£.££.                                          ..£.££....
.£.....£££                                          ....£££...
..£....£.£                                          ....£.££..
...£.....£                                          ......£££.