I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It  Closely  So That I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!