I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!