I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side Of  The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!