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.&&&&&&&.& # £ . # £ . # £ LYING # £ . # £ . # £ . &&.&&&..&.
.&......&& # £ . IN MY ROOM, # £ . &.&&..&.&&
&&&.....&. # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. .&&.&.&&&.
&..&....&& # £ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, .&.&&&&..&
.&.&&...&. # £ . SOMETHING SLIMY, .&&&...&.&
&&&&.&..&& # £ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, &&..&..&&&
....&&&.&. # £ . UP THE ARM. # £ . ..&.&&.&..
....&..&&& IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # £ . ..&&&.&&&.
....&&.&.. # £ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. &.&..&&..&
&...&.&&&. # £ . # £ . # £ . &&&&.&.&.&
.&..&&&..& WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # £ . ....&&&&&&
&&&.&..&.& IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # £ . ....&.....
&..&&&.&&& REACHES THE ARMPIT. # £ . &...&&....
&&.&..&&.. I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # £ . .&..&.&...
&.&&&.&.&. # £ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. &&&.&&&&..
&&&..&&&&& # £ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # £ . ...&&...&.
&..&.&.... # £ . # £ . # £ . &..&.&..&&
.&.&&&&... # £ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY .&.&&&&.&.
.&&&...&.. FACE, I BITE IT. # £ . &&&&...&&&
&&..&..&&. # £ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A &...&..&..
&.&.&&.&.& JUICY # £ . GRAPE, .&..&&.&&.
&&&&&.&&&& # £ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET &&&.&.&&.&
.....&&... # £ . # £ . CUCUMBER. . &..&&&&.&&
&....&.&.. # £ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # £ . AND I # £ . .&.&...&&.
&&...&&&&. SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # £ . &&&&&..&.&
..&..&...& # £ . CHEW IT. # £ . .....&.&&&
&.&&.&&..& # £ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. .....&&&..
&&&.&&.&.& # £ . # £ . # £ . &....&..&.
&..&&.&&&& £ = APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. £ = .&...&&.&&
.&.&.&&... £ = THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER £ = .&&..&.&&.
.&&&&&.&.. £ = MY SHIRT, £ = ENTERING BY THE ARM &&.&.&&&.&
&&....&&&. AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. £ = &.&&&&..&&
..&...&..& £ = THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH .&&...&.&.
..&&..&&.& MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. £ = .&.&..&&&&
&.&.&.&.&& £ = I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE .&&&&.&...
&&&&&&&&&. SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO &&...&&&..
&........& MOVE MY LEFT ARM. £ = &.&..&..&.
&&.......& £ = SO - EATING IT IS OK, £ = &&&&.&&.&&
..&......& £ = £ = MOVING IT IS NOT. £ = £ = &...&&.&&.
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