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..:=/%#### # $ . # $ . # $ LYING # $ . # $ . # $ . ####%/=:..
...:=/%### # $ . IN MY ROOM, # $ . ###%/=:...
....:=/%## # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ##%/=:....
.....:=/%# # $ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, #%/=:.....
......:=/% # $ . SOMETHING SLIMY, %/=:......
.....:=/%# # $ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, #%/=:.....
....:=/%## # $ . UP THE ARM. # $ . ##%/=:....
...:=/%### IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # $ . ###%/=:...
..:=/%#### # $ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ####%/=:..
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..:=/%#### WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # $ . ####%/=:..
...:=/%### IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # $ . ###%/=:...
....:=/%## REACHES THE ARMPIT. # $ . ##%/=:....
.....:=/%# I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # $ . #%/=:.....
......:=/% # $ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. %/=:......
.....:=/%# # $ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # $ . #%/=:.....
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...:=/%### # $ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ###%/=:...
..:=/%#### FACE, I BITE IT. # $ . ####%/=:..
.:=/%##### # $ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A #####%/=:.
..:=/%#### JUICY # $ . GRAPE, ####%/=:..
...:=/%### # $ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ###%/=:...
....:=/%## # $ . # $ . CUCUMBER. . ##%/=:....
.....:=/%# # $ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # $ . AND I # $ . #%/=:.....
......:=/% SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # $ . %/=:......
.....:=/%# # $ . CHEW IT. # $ . #%/=:.....
....:=/%## # $ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ##%/=:....
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..:=/%#### $ = APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. $ = ####%/=:..
.:=/%##### $ = THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER $ = #####%/=:.
..:=/%#### $ = MY SHIRT, $ = ENTERING BY THE ARM ####%/=:..
...:=/%### AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. $ = ###%/=:...
....:=/%## $ = THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ##%/=:....
.....:=/%# MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. $ = #%/=:.....
......:=/% $ = I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE %/=:......
.....:=/%# SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO #%/=:.....
....:=/%## MOVE MY LEFT ARM. $ = ##%/=:....
...:=/%### $ = SO - EATING IT IS OK, $ = ###%/=:...
..:=/%#### $ = $ = MOVING IT IS NOT. $ = $ = ####%/=:..
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