.-~*%%@£## ##£@%%*~-.
.....-*%@@ @@%*-.....
...--~%%@# #@%%~--...
..-~~*%@@@ @@@%*~~-..
.-~*%%@£## ##£@%%*~-.
.-~*%%@£## # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . ##£@%%*~-.
....-~~%%£ # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . £%%~~-....
.....-~%@£ # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. £@%~-.....
.-~*%%@£## # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ##£@%%*~-.
.-~*%@£### # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, ###£@%*~-.
...~~*%%%£ # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, £%%%*~~...
....-*%%@@ # % . UP THE ARM. # % . @@%%*-....
.-~*%%@£## IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . ##£@%%*~-.
.-~*%%@@£# # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. #£@@%%*~-.
.-~*%%£### # % . # % . # % . ###£%%*~-.
.-~*%%@£## WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . ##£@%%*~-.
.....-*%@£ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . £@%*-.....
.-~*%%@£## REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . ##£@%%*~-.
.-~*%%@£## I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . ##£@%%*~-.
.....~*%@@ # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. @@%*~.....
......~%%@ # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . @%%~......
.-~*%%%@@# # % . # % . # % . #@@%%%*~-.
...--***%£ # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY £%***--...
.-~*%%%%££ FACE, I BITE IT. # % . ££%%%%*~-.
.-~*%%%%%@ # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A @%%%%%*~-.
.-~*%%%%@£ JUICY # % . GRAPE, £@%%%%*~-.
....~~%%@@ # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET @@%%~~....
.-~****%%£ # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . £%%****~-.
.-~*%%%%@# # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . #@%%%%*~-.
....~%%%@£ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . £@%%%~....
.-~*%%@£££ # % . CHEW IT. # % . £££@%%*~-.
....-~%%££ # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ££%%~-....
....~%%%%@ # % . # % . # % . @%%%%~....
.-~~~~**%@ % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ @%**~~~~-.
.-~*%%@££# % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ #££@%%*~-.
.-~~~~~*%@ % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM @%*~~~~~-.
.-~*%%£### AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ ###£%%*~-.
.-~*%%£### % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ###£%%*~-.
.-~*%%@£## MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ ##£@%%*~-.
.......~%@ % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE @%~.......
..--*%%%@@ SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO @@%%%*--..
.-~*%%@@@£ MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ £@@@%%*~-.
.-~*%%@£## % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ ##£@%%*~-.
.-~*%@£### % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ ###£@%*~-.
.-*%%@£### ###£@%%*-.
...--~~%%@ @%%~~--...
....-~*%%@ @%%*~-....
.-~*%%@£## ##£@%%*~-.
.-~*%%@££# #££@%%*~-.