.^~;*&&@## ##@&&*;~^.
..^~;*&&@# #@&&*;~^..
...^~;*&&@ @&&*;~^...
....^~;*&& &&*;~^....
.....^~;*& &*;~^.....
......^~;* @ & . @ & . @ & LYING @ & . @ & . @ & . *;~^......
.....^~;*& @ & . IN MY ROOM, @ & . &*;~^.....
....^~;*&& @ ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. &&*;~^....
...^~;*&&@ @ & . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, @&&*;~^...
..^~;*&&@# @ & . SOMETHING SLIMY, #@&&*;~^..
.^~;*&&@## @ & . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ##@&&*;~^.
..^~;*&&@# @ & . UP THE ARM. @ & . #@&&*;~^..
...^~;*&&@ IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? @ & . @&&*;~^...
....^~;*&& @ & . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. &&*;~^....
.....^~;*& @ & . @ & . @ & . &*;~^.....
......^~;* WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, @ & . *;~^......
.....^~;*& IT MOVES FURTHER UP, @ & . &*;~^.....
....^~;*&& REACHES THE ARMPIT. @ & . &&*;~^....
...^~;*&&@ I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. @ & . @&&*;~^...
..^~;*&&@# @ & . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. #@&&*;~^..
.^~;*&&@## @ & . IT'S KINDA CUTE. @ & . ##@&&*;~^.
..^~;*&&@# @ & . @ & . @ & . #@&&*;~^..
...^~;*&&@ @ & . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY @&&*;~^...
....^~;*&& FACE, I BITE IT. @ & . &&*;~^....
.....^~;*& @ & . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A &*;~^.....
......^~;* JUICY @ & . GRAPE, *;~^......
.....^~;*& @ & . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET &*;~^.....
....^~;*&& @ & . @ & . CUCUMBER. . &&*;~^....
...^~;*&&@ @ & . IT'S VERY GOOD. @ & . AND I @ & . @&&*;~^...
..^~;*&&@# SUCK MORE OF IT IN. @ & . #@&&*;~^..
.^~;*&&@## @ & . CHEW IT. @ & . ##@&&*;~^.
..^~;*&&@# @ & . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. #@&&*;~^..
...^~;*&&@ @ & . @ & . @ & . @&&*;~^...
....^~;*&& & ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. & ~ &&*;~^....
.....^~;*& & ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER & ~ &*;~^.....
......^~;* & ~ MY SHIRT, & ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM *;~^......
.....^~;*& AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. & ~ &*;~^.....
....^~;*&& & ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH &&*;~^....
...^~;*&&@ MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. & ~ @&&*;~^...
..^~;*&&@# & ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE #@&&*;~^..
.^~;*&&@## SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ##@&&*;~^.
..^~;*&&@# MOVE MY LEFT ARM. & ~ #@&&*;~^..
...^~;*&&@ & ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, & ~ @&&*;~^...
....^~;*&& & ~ & ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. & ~ & ~ &&*;~^....
.....^~;*& &*;~^.....
......^~;* *;~^......
.....^~;*& &*;~^.....
....^~;*&& &&*;~^....
...^~;*&&@ @&&*;~^...