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###...###. # £ . IN MY ROOM, # £ . #..#......
#.##..#.## # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ##..#.....
..###...## # £ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ###..#....
..#.##..#. # £ . SOMETHING SLIMY, #.##..#...
....###... # £ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ..###..#..
....#.##.. # £ . UP THE ARM. # £ . ..#.##..#.
......###. IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # £ . ....###..#
#.....#.## # £ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. #...#.##..
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..#.....#. WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # £ . ..#...#.##
#..#...... IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # £ . #..#....##
##..#..... REACHES THE ARMPIT. # £ . .#..#...#.
###..#.... I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # £ . ..#..#....
#.##..#... # £ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ...#..#...
..###..#.. # £ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # £ . ....#..#..
..#.##..#. # £ . # £ . # £ . .....#..#.
....###..# # £ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ......#..#
#...#.##.. FACE, I BITE IT. # £ . .......#..
.#....###. # £ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ........#.
..#...#.## JUICY # £ . GRAPE, .........#
#..#....## # £ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ..........
.#..#...#. # £ . # £ . CUCUMBER. . #.........
..#..#.... # £ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # £ . AND I # £ . ##........
...#..#... SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # £ . .##.......
....#..#.. # £ . CHEW IT. # £ . .###......
.....#..#. # £ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. .#.##.....
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.......#.. £ ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. £ ~ ...#.##...
........#. £ ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER £ ~ .....###..
.........# £ ~ MY SHIRT, £ ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM #....#.##.
.......... AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. £ ~ ##.....###
#......... £ ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ###....#.#
##........ MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. £ ~ #.##.....#
.##....... £ ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ..###....#
.###...... SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ..#.##....
.#.##..... MOVE MY LEFT ARM. £ ~ ....###...
...###.... £ ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, £ ~ ....#.##..
...#.##... £ ~ £ ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. £ ~ £ ~ ......###.
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