.....~~**@ @**~~.....
......**%@ @%**......
....****@@ @@****....
....~**%@@ @@%**~....
..~**%@### ###@%**~..
..~**%%@@# # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . #@@%%**~..
..~***%%@@ # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . @@%%***~..
..~**%@@## # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ##@@%**~..
..~**%@@## # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ##@@%**~..
..~**%@@## # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, ##@@%**~..
....~**%%@ # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, @%%**~....
..~**%@@## # % . UP THE ARM. # % . ##@@%**~..
......~**@ IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . @**~......
..~**%@@## # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ##@@%**~..
.....~**%@ # % . # % . # % . @%**~.....
..~**%@@@# WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . #@@@%**~..
.....~*%@# IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . #@%*~.....
.....~~**@ REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . @**~~.....
..~**@@### I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . ###@@**~..
....~~**@@ # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. @@**~~....
....***%@# # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . #@%***....
....~*%%@# # % . # % . # % . #@%%*~....
......~*%@ # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY @%*~......
.......**@ FACE, I BITE IT. # % . @**.......
..~**%@@## # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ##@@%**~..
....***@@@ JUICY # % . GRAPE, @@@***....
..~**%@@## # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ##@@%**~..
.......~*@ # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . @*~.......
..~**%@@## # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . ##@@%**~..
..~**%@@## SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . ##@@%**~..
.....~*%@@ # % . CHEW IT. # % . @@%*~.....
..~**%@@## # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ##@@%**~..
..~**%@@@@ # % . # % . # % . @@@@%**~..
..~**%@@@# % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ #@@@%**~..
..~**%@@## % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ ##@@%**~..
......**%@ % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM @%**......
..~**%@@## AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ ##@@%**~..
..~**%@@@# % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH #@@@%**~..
......**%@ MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ @%**......
..~**%@@## % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ##@@%**~..
...~~~*%@# SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO #@%*~~~...
...~~*%%@@ MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ @@%%*~~...
.....*%@@# % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ #@@%*.....
..~**%@@## % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ ##@@%**~..
..~**%@@## ##@@%**~..
.......**@ @**.......
..~**%@@## ##@@%**~..
..~**%@@## ##@@%**~..
..~**%@@## ##@@%**~..