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.....~~\*% # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . %*\~~.....
....~~\*%@ # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . @%*\~~....
...~~\*%@£ # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. £@%*\~~...
..~~\*%@£# # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, #£@%*\~~..
.~~\*%@£## # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, ##£@%*\~~.
..~~\*%@£# # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, #£@%*\~~..
...~~\*%@£ # % . UP THE ARM. # % . £@%*\~~...
....~~\*%@ IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . @%*\~~....
.....~~\*% # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. %*\~~.....
......~~\* # % . # % . # % . *\~~......
.......~~\ WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . \~~.......
........~~ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . ~~........
.......~~\ REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . \~~.......
......~~\* I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . *\~~......
.....~~\*% # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. %*\~~.....
....~~\*%@ # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . @%*\~~....
...~~\*%@£ # % . # % . # % . £@%*\~~...
..~~\*%@£# # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY #£@%*\~~..
.~~\*%@£## FACE, I BITE IT. # % . ##£@%*\~~.
..~~\*%@£# # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A #£@%*\~~..
...~~\*%@£ JUICY # % . GRAPE, £@%*\~~...
....~~\*%@ # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET @%*\~~....
.....~~\*% # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . %*\~~.....
......~~\* # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . *\~~......
.......~~\ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . \~~.......
........~~ # % . CHEW IT. # % . ~~........
.......~~\ # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. \~~.......
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.....~~\*% % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ %*\~~.....
....~~\*%@ % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ @%*\~~....
...~~\*%@£ % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM £@%*\~~...
..~~\*%@£# AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ #£@%*\~~..
.~~\*%@£## % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ##£@%*\~~.
..~~\*%@£# MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ #£@%*\~~..
...~~\*%@£ % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE £@%*\~~...
....~~\*%@ SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO @%*\~~....
.....~~\*% MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ %*\~~.....
......~~\* % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ *\~~......
.......~~\ % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ \~~.......
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