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...&.&.&.&              »»%  Life  %»»              &.&...&...
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.&....&... » » % A Multitude Of Definitions %  »  » &.....&..&
&&...&&... »   %   Does   Not   Help.   We   %    » &....&&.&&
.&..&.&..& %     Can     Say     "Life     Is     % &...&.&&..
&&.&&&&.&. »   %   What   We   Are,   And    %    » &..&&&.&..
.&&...&&&. »  »  %  What  Things  Like  Us  %  »  » &.&..&&&.&
&.&..&..&& »    %   Are",   But   Then   We   %   » &&&.&..&&&
&&&.&&.&.& %    Must    Also    Define    What    % ..&&&.&...
..&&.&&&&& »  %  "Things  Like  Us"  Actually  %  » .&..&&&..&
.&.&&..... »  »  %  Entails, How  It  Should %  » » &&.&..&.&&
&&&.&....& »   %   Be   Measured,   Who   Or   %  » .&&&.&&&.&
..&&&...&. %    What    Is     The    Arbiter,    % &..&&..&&.
.&..&..&&. »   %  And  So   Instead   There   %   » &.&.&.&.&.
&&.&&.&.&. »   »    %   Is   This   Internationally &&&&&&&&&.
.&&.&&&&&. Sanctioned      List      %      »     » ........&&
&.&&....&& »  »  »  »  %  Of Criteria  %  » »  »  » .......&.&
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.&&&..&&.& - Life Must Produce Or Consume Milk      .....&..&&
&..&.&.&&& - Life Must Have A Beginning And An End  ....&&.&.&
&.&&&&&... - Life Can Have Dreams And Can Interact  ...&.&&&&.
&&....&... - Life Can Steal                         ..&&&...&&
.&...&&..& - Life Can Be Cursed                     .&..&..&..
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