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..~***@@#¶              ~~@  LIFE  @~~              ¶#@@***~..
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..~*=@#¶## ~ ~ @ A  MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS @ ~  ~ ##¶#@=*~..
..~*=@#¶## ~   @    DOES   NOT   HELP.   WE   @   ~ ##¶#@=*~..
..~*=@#¶## @     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     @ ##¶#@=*~..
......*=@# ~   @   WHAT   WE    ARE,   AND   @    ~ #@=*......
..~~~~*=## ~  ~  @  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  @  ~  ~ ##=*~~~~..
..~*=@#¶## ~   @   ARE",    BUT   THEN   WE   @   ~ ##¶#@=*~..
..~*=@#¶¶¶ @    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    @ ¶¶¶#@=*~..
....~~~==# ~  @  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  @  ~ #==~~~....
..~*=@#¶## ~ ~  @  ENTAILS,  HOW  IT SHOULD  @  ~ ~ ##¶#@=*~..
..~*=@#¶## ~   @   BE  MEASURED,   WHO   OR   @   ~ ##¶#@=*~..
..~*=@#¶## @    WHAT    IS    THE     ARBITER,    @ ##¶#@=*~..
..~*=@#¶## ~  @   AND   SO  INSTEAD   THERE   @   ~ ##¶#@=*~..
....~~~=@# ~   ~   @    IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY #@=~~~....
..~*=@###¶ SANCTIONED      LIST      @      ~     ~ ¶###@=*~..
..~*=@#¶## ~  ~  ~  ~  @ OF  CRITERIA  @  ~ ~  ~  ~ ##¶#@=*~..
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..~*=@#¶## - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      ##¶#@=*~..
..~*=@#¶## - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  ##¶#@=*~..
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..~*=@#¶## - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     ##¶#@=*~..
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