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....^~†*&§              ~~&  life  &~~              §&*†~^....
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........^~ ~ ~ & a multitude  of definitions  & ~ ~ ~^........
.........^ ~   &    does   not   help.   we   &   ~ ^.........
.......... &     can     say     "life     is     & ..........
.......... ~    &   what    we   are,   and   &   ~ ..........
.......... ~  ~  &  what  things  like  us  &  ~  ~ ..........
.......... ~    &   are",   but   then   we   &   ~ ..........
.......... &    must    also    define    what    & ..........
.........^ ~  &  "things  like  us"  actually  &  ~ ^.........
........^~ ~  ~  &  entails, how it should  &  ~  ~ ~^........
.......^~† ~   &   be  measured,   who   or   &   ~ †~^.......
......^~†* &    what    is    the    arbiter,     & *†~^......
.....^~†*& ~   &  and   so   instead   there   &  ~ &*†~^.....
....^~†*&§ ~   ~    &   is   this   internationally §&*†~^....
...^~†*&§£ sanctioned      list     &      ~      ~ £§&*†~^...
..^~†*&§£@ ~  ~  ~  ~  &  of  criteria  & ~ ~  ~  ~ @£§&*†~^..
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..^~†*&§£@ - life must produce or consume milk      @£§&*†~^..
...^~†*&§£ - life must have a beginning and an end  £§&*†~^...
....^~†*&§ - life can have dreams and can interact  §&*†~^....
.....^~†*& - life can steal                         &*†~^.....
......^~†* - life can be cursed                     *†~^......
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