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.....=*%¤¤              ==%  LIFE  %==              ¤¤%*=.....
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.^==**=%%¤ = = % A MULTITUDE  OF DEFINITIONS  % = = ¤%%=**==^.
....=**%@# =   %   DOES    NOT   HELP.   WE   %   = #@%**=....
.^=*=%¤@## %     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     % ##@¤%=*=^.
.^=*=%%¤¤# =   %   WHAT    WE   ARE,    AND   %   = #¤¤%%=*=^.
.^=*=%¤@## =  =  %  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  %  =  = ##@¤%=*=^.
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.^=*=%¤@## %    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    % ##@¤%=*=^.
.^=*=%@### =  %  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  %  = ###@%=*=^.
.^=*=%¤@## = =  %  ENTAILS, HOW  IT  SHOULD  % =  = ##@¤%=*=^.
.^=*=%%%@@ =   %   BE   MEASURED,   WHO  OR   %   = @@%%%=*=^.
..^^*=%¤@# %    WHAT    IS    THE    ARBITER,     % #@¤%=*^^..
.^=*=%¤@## =   %  AND  SO   INSTEAD   THERE   %   = ##@¤%=*=^.
.....^**=¤ =   =   %   IS    THIS   INTERNATIONALLY ¤=**^.....
.....^*=%¤ SANCTIONED      LIST      %      =     = ¤%=*^.....
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.^=*=%¤@## - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      ##@¤%=*=^.
.^^=*==¤@@ - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  @@¤==*=^^.
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