F3RM1'S P4RADOX      
                          
                                          
 ON  34RTH (TH3  PL4N3T WH3RE  1 L1V3)  4 
 LOT OF  US  H4V3 4NT3NNAS ON OUR  HOUS3S 
 OR   B4LCON13S,   W3  H4V3  BU1LT  L4RG3 
 4NT3NNAS  FOR  L4RG3R B4NDW1TH, W3  H4V3 
      BU1LD SP3C14LIZED 4NT3NNAES FOR     
   SP3C1FIC W4V3LENGTHS (4ND S3NT TH3M    
 1NTO  ORB1T), W3'V3  BU1LT L4RG3 4S FUCK 
              4NT3NNA 4RRAYS              
 W3'V3  V1RTU4LLY BU1LT 4N 4NT3NNA W1TH 4 
          D1SH 4S L4RG3 4S 34RTH.         
                                          
 W3'V3  L34RNED 4BOUT OUR POS1TION 1N TH3 
     SOL4R SYST3M, OUR SOL4R SYST3MS      
 PL4C3MENT  1N   TH3  G4LAXY,   4ND   OUR 
 G4LAXYS  PL4C3MENT 1N TH3 LOC4L CLUST3R, 
 4ND  OUR LOC4L CLUST3RS  PL4C3  1N TH3 
          GR4ND SCH3ME OF TH1NGS          
                                          
 4ND  W3'R3  MOV1NG  4ROUND  TH3  SUN  4T 
 V3LOC1TY 4ND TH3 SUNS MOV1NG 4ROUND  TH3 
 C3NTER  OF  TH3  G4LAXY  4T V3LOC1TY 4ND 
 TH3 G4LAXY  1S  MOV1NG  TOW4RD 4NDROM3DA 
    4ND W3'R3 BOTH MOV1NG 4NT1CLOCKWIS3   
 4ROUND  TH3 G4LAXY. 4ND  W3 4S 4 SP3C1ES 
 H4V3 L34RNED TO T4K3 4LL TH4T 1N 4CCOUNT 
                                          
 4ND  D3SP1TE  4LL  TH1S, D3SP1TE 4LL OUR 
   (CL1CH3) B34M1NG OF FUCK1NG ST3LL4R    
 R4D1O  PROGR4MM3S OUT  1N  FUCK1NG SP4C3 
 4T  TH3  SP3ED  OF L1GHT (L1GHT  1S  OUR 
 M3D1UM! GOODSP3ED YOU, BL4CK 3MPEROR!),  
      D3SP1TE GHOSTS H3LP1NG 4ND TH3      
     COLL3CT1VE CONSC1OUSN3SS LOWP4SS     
    F1LT3RING, D3SP1TE OUR V3RY OBV1OUS   
 B34M1NG  OF  4LL  OUR  S3CRETS  1N 3VERY 
          D1R3CTION KNOWN TO US,          
                                          
 NO       ON3       H4S       4NSW3RED 
                                          
                          
      F3RM1'S P4RADOX       
                          
                                          
             SO WHY 1S TH4T?              
                                          
 MOST OPPON3NTS  TO  1NT3LLIGENT L1F3  1N 
 TH3 UN1V3RSE S4Y  1T'S B3C4USE YOU  N3ED 
 4 CL4SS  ON3-OR-TH3-OTH3R ST4R  4ND  TH3 
 PL4N3T  N3EDS  TO  B3  4T  4  S3E-4ND-SO 
 D1ST4NC3 4WAY FROM TH3 ST4R  (L1K3 TH3RE 
           H4S TO B3 4 PL4N3T!)           
                                          
 BUT  R34LLY  1SN'T   TH4T   K3EP1NG  TH3 
      D3F1NITION OF L1F3 R34LLY L4X?      
                                          
 1 TH1NK 3VERYONE  4GR3ES TH4T W3 H4V3 NO 
 1D34 WH4T  W3'R3 DO1NG (4ND 1T  PROB4BLY 
                  SHOWS)                  
                                          
                          
       F3RM1'S P4RADOX      
                          
                                          
 1'M GONN4 GO SMOK3  MY  TH1RD  C1G4R3TTE 
 TH1S Y34R  4ND TRY TO SN4TCH SOM3  B3ERS 
         FROM TH3 LOC4L B3ER TH1NG