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......~«\* ¶@@¶      DENTISTS LIKE TEETH       ¶@@¶ *\«~......
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........~« @.~@   DENTISTS LIKE BELTING YOUR   @~.@ «~........
.........~ ¶@@¶ ARMS AND LEGS TO A SPECIALIZED ¶@@¶ ~.........
..........     CHAIR (THE MANUFACTURER MUST NOT     ..........
..........  ASK QUESTIONS, OR LOOK THEM IN THE EYE) ..........
..........      AND PROP YOUR MOUTH OPEN WITH A     ..........
.........~                 SPREADER.                ~.........
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.......~«\  TO TAKE THE FINEST WEAPON THAT THE BODY \«~.......
......~«\*       HAS TO OFFER (THE MOUTH), AND      *\«~......
.....~«\*$  COMPLETELY NEUTRALIZE IT, FOLD IT OPEN, $*\«~.....
....~«\*$¶ AND TEASE IT - THIS IS THEIR REWARD AND  ¶$*\«~....
...~«\*$¶#                 PLEASURE.                #¶$*\«~...
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.~«\*$¶###   TO TOUCH THEIR FINGER UPON A FANG...   ###¶$*\«~.
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....~«\*$¶         IN THEIR LAIRS THEY HAVE         ¶$*\«~....
.....~«\*$   WONDERFULLY WEIRD MACHINES AND TOOLS   $*\«~.....
......~«\*  TO ---- WELL, WHAT'S MORE INTERESTING   *\«~......
.......~«\      IS THAT THEY CAN NEVER OPERATE      \«~.......
........~«    ON THEMSELVES (WITHOUT SIGNIFICANT    «~........
.........~ ¶@@¶ RISK), BUT MUST INSTEAD VISIT  ¶@@¶ ~.........
.......... @.~@ ONE OF THEIR OWN KIN. DENTISTS @~.@ ..........
.......... @~.@     OPERATING ON DENTISTS,     @.~@ ..........
.......... ¶@@¶  SH SH SH. MAKES YOU SHUDDER.  ¶@@¶ ..........
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