Tr oh eight              
                                          
                         
                                          
             The Smooth Boy!              
 Roland  Botique   Remake  Of  The  Great 
           Eight oh eight           
            From The Eighties             
                                          
 "It Came To Me In  A Dream" As They  Say 
 And  I  Thought  About  How  Dreams  Are 
 Made, And  The Right Answer Is That  You 
 Have Whatever  You Have, Something  Akin 
 To   Dried   HerbS   (Those   Are   Your 
    Thoughts) Adding Hot Water (That'S    
 Sleep Baby)  Making  At Last  The Tea... 
                                          
 But The Real Diamonds Are Reclusive  And 
 Will  Not  Appear  Until  You Give  Them 
 What  They Want - A  Really Really Crisp 
 And Smooth Eight oh eight Transmission,  
 Hihats Or No Hihats,  Kick With The Long 
 Decay And The TomS,  The  Bep  Bep  Bop, 
 Bap,   A  Quiescent   Snare...  A  Crisp 
           Bite... Cowbell....?           
                                          
 And  Thats   Why  You  Need  The  Remake 
 Because  The Original One Is In A Museum 
 Guarded By Armed Men Sworn To The Cause. 
 Plus, Being A Botique, The New One  Runs 
              On Aa Batteries