TR OH EIGHT              
                                          
                         
                                          
             THE SMOOTH BOY!              
 ROLAND   BOTIQUE  REMAKE  OF  THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
            FROM THE EIGHTIES             
                                          
 "IT CAME  TO ME IN A DREAM"  AS THEY SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE,  AND THE RIGHT ANSWER IS  THAT YOU 
 HAVE WHATEVER YOU  HAVE, SOMETHING  AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP BABY) MAKING  AT LAST  THE  TEA... 
                                          
 BUT THE REAL DIAMONDS  ARE RECLUSIVE AND 
 WILL  NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU  GIVE THEM 
 WHAT  THEY WANT  - A REALLY REALLY CRISP 
  AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION, 
 HIHATS OR NO  HIHATS, KICK WITH THE LONG 
 DECAY  AND THE  TOMS,  THE  BEP BEP BOP, 
 BAP,  A   QUIESCENT   SNARE...  A  CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND  THATS  WHY  YOU   NEED  THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE IS IN A  MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE NEW  ONE RUNS 
             ON AA BATTERIES