TR OH EIGHT              
                                          
                         
                                          
              THE SMOOTH BOY!             
 ROLAND   BOTIQUE  REMAKE  OF  THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
            FROM THE EIGHTIES             
                                          
 "IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM" AS  THEY  SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE, AND  THE RIGHT  ANSWER IS THAT YOU 
 HAVE WHATEVER  YOU HAVE,  SOMETHING AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP BABY)  MAKING  AT LAST THE  TEA... 
                                          
 BUT THE  REAL DIAMONDS ARE RECLUSIVE AND 
 WILL NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU  GIVE  THEM 
 WHAT THEY WANT - A  REALLY REALLY  CRISP 
 AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION,  
 HIHATS  OR NO HIHATS, KICK WITH THE LONG 
 DECAY  AND THE TOMS,  THE  BEP  BEP BOP, 
 BAP,  A   QUIESCENT  SNARE...  A   CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND  THATS  WHY  YOU  NEED  THE   REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE  ORIGINAL ONE IS IN A MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE NEW  ONE RUNS 
             ON AA BATTERIES