MY GOOD  FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS   A   TWO TRACK  TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT  WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND  FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON THE  CASSETTE  - WHICH MEANS 
 THE  B SIDE  IS PLAYED BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO NOW I  HAVE  TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW NOISE  FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE  IS  SOME   DITHERING 
 NOISE OR  IF  IT IS  THE MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE IS  A REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER  A MUCH NEATER  ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT    KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT  IT  APPLIES ALSO TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP IT OVER  CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET   IN    THERE    WITH   YOUR    HAND