My Good Fathers Good  Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its   A  Two track  Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It Works. It  Has 
 Two X Rca In,  Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The Cassette  - Which  Means 
 The B Side  Is  Played Backwards If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So Now I Have To  Differentiate  Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A  Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If It  Is The Motor,  I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There  Is A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much Neater Actual  Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The    Percentage   Of 
 Difference  But  It Applies Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It  Over Constantly And 
 Get   In    There    With    Your   Hand