KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY MODULATION  IS GREAT ON  PAPER 
 OR  WITH  A USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                 MATTER.                  
                                          
 ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING  THIS ONE.  FUCK 
                   IT.                    
                                          
  
 I  WAS HOPING FOR  IT TO  VOCALIZE  LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR, OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY HOPING  IT  WOULD LET  ME SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT  NO! OUT OF THE  BOX IT  SOUNDS LIKE 
 PLASTIC  AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY DIAL  UP.  FUCK!