MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE  ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS  A   TWO TRACK  TAPE   RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET  HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO  X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS  ON THE CASSETTE -  WHICH MEANS 
 THE B  SIDE IS PLAYED  BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO NOW  I HAVE  TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW  NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE  IS  SOME   DITHERING 
 NOISE OR  IF IT IS  THE  MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE IS A  REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A  MUCH NEATER  ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT    KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT IT APPLIES  ALSO TO  FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO AND 
 YOU  NEED TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN    THERE   WITH   YOUR    HAND