MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND  GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS   A  TWO TRACK   TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T  REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR  X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON  THE  CASSETTE - WHICH MEANS 
 THE  B SIDE IS PLAYED  BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO NOW  I HAVE  TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH  IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE   IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR  IF  IT  IS THE MOTOR, I  DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE IS A  REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER  A  MUCH NEATER ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW   THE    PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT IT APPLIES  ALSO TO  FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP  IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET   IN   THERE    WITH    YOUR    HAND