Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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@,@,@,@@,, The  Computer Is A  Very Common Tool  In @@,@,,@,,,
@,@,@,,@,, The  Futures, And In Some Ways Even Now. ,@,@,@@,,@
@,@,@,@@,@ Its  Job  Is To Do Vast Amounts Of Small @@,@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,, Calculations  In A Short Amount Of Time. ,@,@,@@,@,
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@,@,@,,@,, Most Work On  The Principles  Of  Posing ,@,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,@ The  Problem On  A  Hilbert Plane, Which @@,@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,, Is Then  Folded  Out  Of  Causality,  So ,@,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,@ That  Daemons  Can   Solve  The  Problem @@,@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,,   Without Affecting Real Life. (These    ,@,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,@ Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The @@,@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,,          Computer Manufacturer.)         ,@,@,@@,@,
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@,@,@,,@,,   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   ,@,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,@ Clerks To  Pray To  The "Gods" Of  Their @@,@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,, Computer,  Or  To The Daemons  Doing The ,@,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,@ Work,  For  A   Quick  And   Fault  Free @@,@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,,                Operation.                ,@,@,@@,@,
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@,@,@,,@,,      Some Ubiquitous And Generally       ,@,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,@    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    @@,@,,@,@,
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@,@,@,@@,@      »»# Light A Scented Candle #»»      @@,@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,,        »»# For Quiet And Calm #»»        ,@,@,@@,@,
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@,@,@,,@,,     »»# Recite A Mantra Or Other #»»     ,@,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,@    »»# Reassuring Message To Make #»»    @@,@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,,     »»# The Computer Comfortable #»»     ,@,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,@           »»# And At Ease #»»            @@,@,,@,@,
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@,@,@,@@,@     »»# Some Like To Say A Brief #»»     @@,@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,,     »»# Prayer For Solace, To Be #»»     ,@,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,@   »»# Left Alone During Their Work #»»   @@,@,,@,@,
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@,@,@,@@,@   »»# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #»»    @@,@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,,    »»# Or A Meal To The Machines #»»     ,@,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,@    »»# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #»»     @@,@,,@,@,
@,@,@,,@,,      »»# The Daemons Are Allowed #»»     ,@,@,@@,@,
@,@,@,@@,@        »»# To Respond To This) #»»       @@,@,,@,@,
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To    Be     A     Kind    Of    Prayer?           
           As   In,   You   Make   A    Convoluted,           
           Intricate,    Beautiful,   And   Useless           
           Artifact.  As  In,  You'Re   Using  Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask   For  A  Handful  Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has   Bugs,    Lots    Of    It.