My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave  Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A   Two track  Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It  Works. It Has 
 Two  X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The Cassette  - Which Means 
 The B Side Is Played  Backwards If  It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now  I Have To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A  Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,   But  There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise Or If It  Is  The  Motor,  I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is  A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole But 
 Rather  A Much  Neater Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The   Percentage    Of 
 Difference  But It Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko And 
 You Need To Flip  It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In    There   With    Your   Hand