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...~~\$@§@ korg @§@$\~~...
....~~\$@§ . volca .@. fm . §@$\~~....
.....~~\$@ @$\~~.....
......~~\$ ........................................ $\~~......
.......~~\ frequency modulation is great on paper \~~.......
........~~ or with a user interface that's not ~~........
.......~~\ actively working against you. that's \~~.......
......~~\$ really all there is to say on the $\~~......
.....~~\$@ matter. @$\~~.....
....~~\$@§ §@$\~~....
...~~\$@§@ actually, i'm selling this one. fuck @§@$\~~...
..~~\$@§@@ it. @@§@$\~~..
.~~\$@§@@# #@@§@$\~~.
..~~\$@§@@ ........................................ @@§@$\~~..
...~~\$@§@ i was hoping for it to vocalize like @§@$\~~...
....~~\$@§ beastskin armor, or perhaps offer me §@$\~~....
.....~~\$@ the same kind of defensive abilities @$\~~.....
......~~\$ (regeneration, cold resistance). i was $\~~......
.......~~\ really hoping it would let me survive \~~.......
........~~ rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya. ~~........
.......~~\ \~~.......
......~~\$ but no! out of the box it sounds like $\~~......
.....~~\$@ plastic and if you wriggle the dials it @$\~~.....
....~~\$@§ sounds like an angry dial up. fuck! §@$\~~....
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