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.,~:§*#@@# . volca .@. fm . #@@#*§:~,.
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.,~:§*#@## frequency modulation is great on paper ##@#*§:~,.
.,~:§*#@## or with a user interface that's not ##@#*§:~,.
...,::§##@ actively working against you. that's @##§::,...
.,~:§*#@## really all there is to say on the ##@#*§:~,.
.,~:§*#@## matter. ##@#*§:~,.
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.,~:§*#@## actually, i'm selling this one. fuck ##@#*§:~,.
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.,~:§***@# i was hoping for it to vocalize like #@***§:~,.
.,~:§*@### beastskin armor, or perhaps offer me ###@*§:~,.
.,~:§*#### the same kind of defensive abilities ####*§:~,.
.,~:§*#@## (regeneration, cold resistance). i was ##@#*§:~,.
.,~:§*##@# really hoping it would let me survive #@##*§:~,.
.,~::§*#@# rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya. #@#*§::~,.
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..,~:§§### but no! out of the box it sounds like ###§§:~,..
.,:§*#@### plastic and if you wriggle the dials it ###@#*§:,.
.,~:§*#@@# sounds like an angry dial up. fuck! #@@#*§:~,.
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