MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND  GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS  A  TWO TRACK  TAPE   RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET  HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND  FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON  THE CASSETTE  - WHICH MEANS 
 THE B  SIDE IS PLAYED BACKWARDS  IF IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO NOW I HAVE  TO  DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT  FEATYURES A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT   THERE  IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR IF  IT  IS THE MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY  RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT DOES  NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A  MUCH NEATER ACTUAL SPEED  KNOB 
 I   DONT    KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT IT  APPLIES  ALSO TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED  TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET   IN    THERE   WITH    YOUR    HAND