My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me  The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A  Two track   Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It Works.  It Has 
 Two X Rca In,  Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The  Cassette - Which  Means 
 The B Side Is  Played Backwards If  It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now  I Have  To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low  Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise Or If  It  Is  The  Motor, I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A  Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much  Neater  Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know    The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It Applies  Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip  It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In   There    With   Your    Hand