My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave  Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A   Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How  It Works. It Has 
 Two X  Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On The Cassette  - Which Means 
 The B Side Is  Played Backwards If  It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now I Have To  Differentiate  Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise Floor Which  Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is   Some  Dithering 
 Noise Or  If  It  Is  The Motor, I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A Really  Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much  Neater  Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont    Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference  But It Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update: This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip  It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In   There   With    Your    Hand