I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The  Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It Closely  So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!