I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It Closely  So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!