I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It Closely  So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!