I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know  The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard  It  Closely So That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!