I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It  Closely So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!