I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It Closely  So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!