I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!