I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!