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/~........ I LOVE  MANHANDLING THE INDUSTRIAL  SIZE ........~/
~......... COFFEE POTS. I KNOW  THE GRIP. MY  HANDS .........~
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$$/~...... WHEN  I  REMOVE  THE  FILTER, I  EVER SO ......~/$$
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#§$$/~.... BEFORE   THEY  ARE  PRESSED,  I  LIGHTLY ....~/$$§#
##§$$/~... CIRCLE  THE   BUTTONS  WITH  MY  FINGER. ...~/$$§##
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##§$$/~... AND I  GUARD  IT  CLOSELY SO THAT I  CAN ...~/$$§##
#§$$/~.... STEAL THOSE FIRST FEW DROPS FOR  MYSELF! ....~/$$§#
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