I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots.  I Know The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!