I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!