I Love  Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The Grip.  My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!