I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!