I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It Closely So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!