I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It  Closely So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!