I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!