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..&....... WHITE NOISE  IS  THE SOUND OF  BIG  BANG ..&......&
&..&......        THE UNIVERSES SEDATIVE HISS       &..&......
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..&..&.... PINK NOISE  IS  THE  SOUND  OF THE RIVER ..&..&....
...&..&...     BEYOND THE GROVE, RELEASING THE      &..&..&...
....&..&..              WINTER WATERS               .&..&..&..
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......&..& BROWN NOISE IS  THE SOUND OF YOUR  BLOOD &..&..&..&
&......&..    PRESSING ITSELF THROUGH YOUR BODY     .&..&..&..
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..&......& BLACK NOISE IS THE SOUND OF THE NEW MOON ...&..&..&
&..&......         IN A CLOUDLESS NIGHT SKY         ....&..&..
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