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..«\*&&@@#                  NOISE                   #@@&&*\«..
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.......«\* WHITE NOISE  IS THE SOUND  OF  BIG  BANG *\«.......
........«\       THE UNIVERSES SEDATIVE HISS        \«........
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........«\ PINK NOISE  IS THE  SOUND OF  THE  RIVER \«........
.......«\*      BEYOND THE GROVE, RELEASING THE     *\«.......
......«\*&               WINTER WATERS              &*\«......
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....«\*&&@ BROWN NOISE IS THE  SOUND OF  YOUR BLOOD @&&*\«....
...«\*&&@@     PRESSING ITSELF THROUGH YOUR BODY    @@&&*\«...
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...«\*&&@@ BLACK NOISE IS THE SOUND OF THE NEW MOON @@&&*\«...
....«\*&&@         IN A CLOUDLESS NIGHT SKY         @&&*\«....
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