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..........          GET DOWN ON YOUR CLAWS          ..........
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==~:...... IT  MUST  EVOKE  THE FEELING  OF  HAVING ......:~==
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&$==~:....            DO WHAT ISN'T DONE-           ....:~==$&
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##@&$==~:. PAPER WRAPPING AROUND  THE SOUL. OPENING .:~==$&@##
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&$==~:.... ARMS  IN  DEFENSE.  DON'T   PEIRCE  LIKE ....:~==$&
$==~:.....        THORNS THROUGH THE PAPER.         .....:~==$
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=~:.......           AND THEN RIP IT APART          .......:~=
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:......... ON THE FLOOR  OF THE SEA LIES  THE  MOST .........:
~:........  PECULIAR SLUDGE CREATURE, WITH A DREAMY ........:~
=~:.......    FACE... THEY ARE EXPERIENCING PURE    .......:~=
==~:...... ECSTASY  IN A SELF-MADE REACTOR MELTDOWN ......:~==
$==~:.....  (UNDERWATER SOCIETY NUDGES INHABITANTS  .....:~==$
&$==~:.... INTO  THIS  HOLE  AS A  WAY  OF  DODGING ....:~==$&
@&$==~:...             RESPONSIBILITY)              ...:~==$&@
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&$==~:....  ~ SUBSUMING REAGENTS                 ~  ....:~==$&
$==~:.....  : RESUMING COMMON SENSE              :  .....:~==$
==~:......  ~ AND HARMING GENTLEMEN              ~  ......:~==
=~:.......  = FARMING LIVES AND THEN             =  .......:~=
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:......... KEEPING  THAT POISON  INBETWEEN ITS MANY .........:
~:........            BLUE FLESHY SPIKES            ........:~
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