#~~# on felines. ~#~~#~~#~~#~~#~~#~~#~~#           
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           ,, to find a good feline you must     £,           
           %. roam, and then you must sit still. .%           
           .% gleaming eyes from a shadow on a   ..           
           .. brick wall, brushy tail in a       %.           
           %. pumpkin patch...                   .%           
           .% a creature is near.                ..           
           ..                                    %.           
           %. you must feign disinterest. with   .%           
           .% the feline in the corner of your   ..           
           .. eye, perhaps find a beautiful rock %.           
           %. on the ground, and bend down to    .%           
           .% look closer.                       ..           
           ..                                    %.           
           %. having announced yourself like     .%           
           .% this, they may approach, or you    ..           
           .. can perhaps sneak closer. would    %.           
           %. they remain, it's is an immense    .%           
           ,£ gift of trust, and we celebrate!   ,,           
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            it's important to note that this is a             
               predator. even if they may show                
            themselves, they are not guaranteed to            
                        be benevolent.