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...~»†^%¤#           ..#% AN ANECDOTE %#..          #¤%^†»~...
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.~»†^%¤### TODAY IT RAINED, AND  I WOULD GO OUTSIDE ###¤%^†»~.
..~»†^%¤## I THOUGHT,  SO I SMOKED A PIPE  AND  GOT ##¤%^†»~..
...~»†^%¤# DRESSED,  AND  OUTSIDE   THE  RAIN   HAD #¤%^†»~...
....~»†^%¤ TURNED  INTO SNOW SO THICK  THAT  IT WAS ¤%^†»~....
.....~»†^% AS DENSE FOG ...  AND THEN I WENT TO GET %^†»~.....
....~»†^%¤ THE MAIL, BUT THERE WAS A WOMAN  AND  WE ¤%^†»~....
...~»†^%¤# TALKED A LITTLE. NOW BECAUSE  I WAS HIGH #¤%^†»~...
..~»†^%¤## AND IT WAS SNOWING SO  FUNNY  AND  I HAD ##¤%^†»~..
.~»†^%¤### AN  UMBRELLA AGAINST  THE SNOW, BUT SNOW ###¤%^†»~.
..~»†^%¤## ALL OVER MY FACE ANYWAY, AND I  WONDERED ##¤%^†»~..
...~»†^%¤#        ABOUT MYSELF, AND MY LIFE         #¤%^†»~...
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